Prayer Circle For Walter Mercado
That soft wailing followed by the sound of rosary beads clinging together that's coming from your second bedroom is an abuelita praying to Guadalupe to keep human star Walter Mercado (constellation name: Shanti Ananda) here on earth. Even if you don't have a wailing abuelita, or a second bedroom, you do now, because the situation is that serious.
The beloved creature who came to the planet on a shooting star after the universe decided we really needed a Puerto Rican Liberace was hospitalized in San Juan with complications from pneumonia after he collapsed. Walter, who is what Carolina Herrera hopes she sees when she looks in the mirror, is currently being transferred to a hospital in Cleveland that specializes in heart disease. That wailing abuelita probably just turned into a full blown bawling abuelita.
A rep for Walter told The Miami Herald that he's getting a little better, but they are moving him to another hospital since his blood pressure keeps going up and down. Walter's niece said that he's in a good mood and wishes everyone blessings in 2012.
Walter's eyes are crystal balls, so I hope he doesn't see the image of the heavens taking him anytime soon. If that happens, Telemundo's headquarters will sink into the core, the stars will fall from the sky and every abuelita will get a black veil permanently attached to her face. Walter must live for the sake of raw silk-covered glamour and that hospital in Ohio must hang a rhinestone chandelier in his room, because how is he going to heal without his daily dose of vitamin sparkle?
(Thanks Ron!)
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Get better soon. :)
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"Two whores don't make a right"-- M.K.
"Any guy who values stick thin and young over smarts and personality isn't worth it and has NOTHING interesting to say anyway."-- Mrs. Kravitz
No no no HELLLL NOO this is just too much, I CANT with all this bad news today.
If I can't have Walter Mercado in his flamboyantly fabulous costumes in between breaks on 'Al Rojo Vivo' giving me vague as hell zodiac tidbits he read on Cafeastrology my afternoons will never be the same. Seriously.
And Don Francisco better keep taking whatever the fuck he's taking to stay alive because imma need him to continue fulfilling my boring ass Saturday nights. His show gives me life.
Having married into a family of Cubans,I can assure you it was like Holy Hour when Walter sashayed onto the set on "Primero Impacto" with the astrological forecasts delivered with mucho beso's -well as many as the botox would allow anyway....
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
It is quite possible that MK's writing has evolved, but something in the pudding isn't right. MK could write one paragraph, and it would be as funny as hell. It just seems like there is so much stuff in each post. I don't come here as often, because I don't have time to read all of this. I feel like there is another writer, because MK understood the art of saying more by writing less.
Submitted by salacious on Thu, 01/19/2012 - 10:43pm.
@ Stinkbutt
Okay, I understand if you feel that way, but don't you think that MK's writing has evolved in time? Why wouldn't it make sense?
Why is there always someone suggesting the existence of a ghost writer?
Love the "carolina herrera" reference. I never noticed the resemblance until now.
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Live Long and Prosper!!
Wasn't Mercado the name of the Grand Wizard of the coven in Rosemary's Baby?
This is Walter Mercado? I'm relieved, I thought Leona Helmsley had come back from the dead.
Husbands_and_Wives - Ha! That's hilarious!
"Walter, who is what Carolina Herrera hopes she sees when she looks in the mirror"....
carolina can only dare to dream....
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"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." --
Roseanne Barr
He has to be at the Cleveland Clinic, which, rich VIP's from all over the world come here for treatments. so if anyone can save him, he's in the right place.
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Screw you guys, I'm going home!
Submitted by Husbands_and_Wives :My mom always watches his horoscopes and listens to his predictions. One time when she was watching him on TV I started laughing and she's like, "Don't laugh! He says it's bad luck to laugh at him!"
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That's hysterical and pretty self-serving! :-D
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"You're ugly and your fucking bag is ugly too."--John Galliano (allegedly)
"No woman should be deprived of peen....young, old, fat or skinny..there's someone out there who would fuck you." -Event Horiz
Ay Dios Mio. * lights a 7 Potencias candle and prays to Santa Barbara*
Get well Walter. Paz y Amorrrr!!!!
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Submitted by swarm-of-locusts on Sat, 12/17/2011
Bitchin' after the fact about a job that you wanted to do for the fat ass check makes you kind of dick. You go to work, do your bit, collect your money. Lik
Walter showing off his home:
http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=jqRIYXigbHE
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Read Triston's Heaux-ventures as he traipses the Heaux-rient Sexpress!
http://scallywagandvagabond.com/2012/01/heaux-confessionals-traispsing-t...
The poster formerly known as Snow Owl formerly known as Nightowl!
Puerto Rican Liberace reminds me, I visited the Liberace museum in Las VegAs! It was one of the best things I've ever toured. And I've seen many many museums and too much of Vegas. Liberace's place was a little bit like heaven. The Glitz! The Glamour! Get Well Walter they have some of the best doctors in the country in the Cleveland Clinic.
@ Stinkbutt
Okay, I understand if you feel that way, but don't you think that MK's writing has evolved in time? Why wouldn't it make sense?
Why is there always someone suggesting the existence of a ghost writer?
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"
Every fucking written line is now like slap stick comedy on this site, I can barely stand it. I couldn't even figure out what the hell happened to this queen without having to read this novel of mess/shit. I miss MK's writing. Whoever is writing needs to stop writing soooo fucking much. You can be funny and not write so goddamn much. And I'm a die hard dlister, been blogging on this site since the very start.
My abuelita, who passed away last May, may be waiting for him at the pearly gates. She was a huge fan.
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"
that does it. I'm getting my eyebrows tinted.
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http://youtu.be/35kF7gwV0Lo
"The universe is made of stories, not atoms."
Muriel Rukeyser, poet
Walter! Sobre todo, mucho mucho mucho AMOR!!! Please dont die Walter! Who will tell me my horoscope while rocking fabulous capes??!!
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I'M DONESVILLE!
Nourish the Inner Asshole
Borrachas of the world unite and take over!
I'm sorry, but I am not understanding this. They flew him from Puerto Rico to a hospital that handles cardiac issues. Okay. Not understanding why Ohio, but no biggie. Now they are transferring him to another one because of blood pressure issues? Doesn't that fall under the umbrella of cardiac care? Confused.
FANCY!
Punch Jack Wagner a few more times in the face and this is what you get.
Tengo que ir a cortar le el cable de mi abuelita antes que ella se enterre que le paso algo a Walter! Ay Bendito!
Walter!! Te mando mucho, pero mucho amorrrrr!
Me Cago en Santa Claus. i grew up watching him on TV back in the 70s. i simply adore him and his pageantry. coNO, no te nos vayas, Walter!
"Don't laugh! He says it's bad luck to laugh at him!"
Too fonneh
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"End well: this isn't going to." - MK
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Submitted by Spaz de la Whoreta on Thu, 01/19/2012 - 7:47pm.
He reminds me a great deal of Detective Chris Cagney.
Now, it's good to be nice to ailing people, but that's just absolute SLANDER of The Gless. I slappeth thee!
Srsly, I know nothing of this crazy slut but I love his green and wish him the best.
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"End well: this isn't going to." - MK
Submitted by Husbands_and_Wives on Thu, 01/19/2012 - 8:03pm.
My mom always watches his horoscopes and listens to his predictions. One time when she was watching him on TV I started laughing and she's like, "Don't laugh! He says it's bad luck to laugh at him!"
LOL!
this guy has been on the spanish speaking channel for fucking ever. i used to watch him all the time when i was bored and drunk, even though i couldnt understand a word he was saying. he is kind of fun to watch.
I would totally rock that green number he is wearing.
I thought Rue McClanahan died already.
My mom always watches his horoscopes and listens to his predictions. One time when she was watching him on TV I started laughing and she's like, "Don't laugh! He says it's bad luck to laugh at him!"
...My darling can't you see
My heart sounds just for you my dear...
That woman has always scared the shit out of me
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Oh, dios mio! Que lastima!
i'm sure it's the cleveland clinic...they have dignitaries, royalty from the middle east, etc come there for treatment....i should drive up there and have a candlelight vigil for him....
haha only on this website would I find a story of Walter Mercado. Get better Walter I still remember being a kid and waiting to hear my horoscope lol.
Walter, no nos dejes!!!! Mucho amor, get better soon!
"The only money shot you'll get is a load of tears to the face." MK
He reminds me a great deal of Detective Chris Cagney.
don't go Walter, don't go!! it can't be your time yet!! lip glosses everywhere will weep!!
Mi querido Walter!!
What will we do without you!!!
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Brevity may be the soul of wit, but to twit without wit is soulless -- Johanne Savoie
Another one who looks like Leona Helmsley. Two in two days (Brucelina Jenner).
Oooo. A Spanish language thread.
Walter and Wayne Newton really need to hook up.
Anywoo, get well soon, Walter. The world would be greatly dimmed without your dazzling emerald presence.
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Aww, she's beautiful! ;)
Buena suerte!
Y sobre todo, mucho, mucho, amor.
Ay, Walter, no me digas!
When I was little I use to think he and Juan Gabriel were the same person, like an alter-ego for some strange reason..
Walter te deceo musho musho AmoRrrrrr
WALTER!! Te deseamos salud, y mucho amoorrrrr!!
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"I have a very poor way of concealing my dislike of people and/or things." -- Evil_Cupcake's Mom
Ay, pero no me digas eso, MK! Me duele el corazon!
Only MK can breathe humor into such a delicate topic as this...that being said, I wish Walter a speedy recovery, peace, and of course mucho mucho amor!
"I know that I'm going to be a target, but I'm never going to be a victim". - Justin Bieber
amorrrrrr!!! walter, AAAAMMMMMMOOORRR!!! mi pescesito, dont go any where i loooooooovvvvveee you!!!!
oh walter, you are the epitome of class and elegance mixed with love and positive energy...
i wonder if his chart predicted this, and why did he not do something about it!!!!!!
Bruce Jenner? Auntie Linda?