I’m not sure what I’m supposed to do with this information, but now I know that a newborn hearing a long-winded mouth fart makes the same face I make when I’m tweaking while watching someone eat Pop Rocks (It’s like they’re eating invisible fireworks!). Newborns and tweakers have even more in common. They’re the only ones who are okay with resting their heads on a pair of JORTS!
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