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January 19, 2012 / Posted by:

Yorkies aren’t only good for trying to bite at my ankles in the hallway of my apartment building (You know who you are. Wait. If you do know who you are, that means you’re good for something other than trying to bite at my ankles, because not only can you read but you can also operate a laptop keyboard. You should copy edit my crap. Drop a business card in my sock the next time you try to eat my ankles. Oh, and that shiny pink raincoat you wear makes your hinders look fat.)! They’re also good for healing the souls of the old and disabled like Lucy from New Jersey here.

At 5.7 inches tall and 3.5 pounds, Lucy was named the World’s Smallest Working Dog by Guinness and given a framed certificate that she can use as a fancy wee wee pad. By the way, I’m not trying to lift a leg to Lucy’s achievements in life, but I’m sure that there’s a 2 pound hooker chihuahua somewhere who sniffs dog ass for stale treats on the street corner. ROBBED!

But I’m still congratulating Lucy for doing something with her life and if I had health insurance (I know, I know, MOM) I’d go to her for all my therapy needs. I’d lie down on her doggy sofa, look into her black jelly bean eyes and tell her all my problems in life while hoping that she’ll put her paw print on a prescription for something mind altering at the end of our session. She’s that kind of therapist, right? My 9.5 pound chihuahua (Fat fuck!) would also congratulate Lucy if he could, but he’s too busy trying to beat the world record for the longest open-eyed nap.

via Metro

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