Casper Smart Is A Master Poetweeter

January 19, 2012 / Posted by:

Last month, Casper Smart jail broke the Speak & Spell in his nursery to Tweet fight with all of his haters and he’s done it again, but this time we saw a wiser, gentler and a more profound side of Casper the Friendly Boy Toy. JLo’s baby is growing up.

Casper must be sick of restaurant hosts pulling up a high chair for him when he takes his abuela (the restaurant host’s words, not mine) out to dinner, because he covered his Twitter page with a poem called “Love Sees No Age (Because The Blinking Dollar Signs Are In The Way)” Casper’s poetweet was as meaningful as a JLo ballad and as suspenseful as watching Skeletor hold a fan’s baby (Will he kiss it or will he suck all the blood out of its neck?). Casper’s poem is so suspenseful that Rod Serling is going to resurrect himself from the grave to turn these Tweets into a very special Tweetlight Zone episode. Seriously, put a thimble on each of your fingers, because you will have the urge to bite down to your cuticles.

Age, status, n opinions of others are irrelevant. Our hearts are endless and our souls infinite……….. To be continued

Don’t you have that same feeling you felt after Lost’s season 2 cliffhanger?! The anticipation is eating those thimbles off of your fingers! Breathe, because Casper didn’t wait an entire season to tell you what comes next.

Our ages are mere reminders of the hours logged on this earth and the precious time remaining……… To be continued

You’re right, Casper! We only have a few precious hours on earth, so please tell everyone the next part of they’ll be buried with this look on their faces because they went to the grave not knowing what happens in part 3!

We should all honor our time here by indulging our passion and dreams. So, close your ears and open your hearts; Love and be happy!

Aaaand exhale. Can you believe you got through that without your heart jumping out of your mouth to hit the scroll button to find out what happens next?! That Casper is as masterful at bullshitting as he is as writing suspenseful poetry. This what happens when Pampers puts famous lines of poetry on their sticky tabs and JLo starts showing Scooby Doo episodes in Casper’s playroom.

I know you probably chewed through those thimbles and pulled your nails out, so I made you an appointment for a nail transplant. Your appointment is scheduled for……….. To be continued.

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