Friday, January 20th 2012
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For January 19th!
Sally got confused when her mother told her to "dress like she was #1" for her job interview. - Half.Mexican.Wonder
Runners-up:
Given the number of urine tests Lohan had to do, this dress only made sense. - jazzfish_77
Ever Edgy, Madonna started designing for "Depends" - Vern
If she had a burger in both hands it would truly be all Chaz Bono ever wanted in life. - TexnDoc
via Poorly Dressed
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Sorry Jazzy, didn't see your LILO joke!
*chanting as always*
"I feel the burn it must be Vern" PERKY 2011
R. Kelly's definition of the word 'Loophole'.
Desperate to save the Kardashian line at Sears, Kim takes over designing operations at the label.
PERKY!!!!!!!!!!
Hey you funny slut!!!! How's it hanging?
*chanting as always*
"I feel the burn it must be Vern" PERKY 2011
Madonna's spring line for Material Girl was inspired by her movie career. Optional accessories include a long brown necklace.
No matter how much she denies it, Kim Kardashian really got turned on by golden showers.
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Did you know? There's a new nasal Viagra on the market. Yeah, it's for Dickheads.
If Demi Lovato was going to be throwing up on herself again, then she was going to dress appropriately.
The UriDress...because being a cum receptacle is sooo 2009.
"I know that I'm going to be a target, but I'm never going to be a victim". - Justin Bieber
If she only had a necklace made out of colored mothballs.
Lilo's subtle plan for collecting drug test samples.
*chanting as always*
"I feel the burn it must be Vern" PERKY 2011
Well, if urine to that sort of thing.
She almost put it on backwards, but the label said "please don't put your butt in the urinal."
You've gotta give her credit - Lindsay's found a way to be at all the Oscar parties this year.
Given the number of urine tests Lohan had to do, this dress only made sense.
Submitted by Vern on Thu, 01/19/2012 - 2:58pm.
"Project Accessory" never made the same kind of splash that "Project Runway" did.
^^^ LOL!!!!! Vern, you crazy fool!
Clarice just can't give up her George Michael fantasies.
*chanting as always*
"I feel the burn it must be Vern" PERKY 2011
Nicole Kidman wanted a dress that reflected her porcelain skin and acting abilities.
Whizzes in the front, potty in the back.
"Project Accessory" never made the same kind of splash that "Project Runway" did.
*chanting as always*
"I feel the burn it must be Vern" PERKY 2011
She likes to have her cake, but doesn't want to eat it too.
MK... Too fucking easy. The has the Assdashians written all over it.
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Bitch, Don't You Ever!
This season hair pie has been replaced by urinal cake.
Dior's 2012 Collection is inspired by the current status of John Galliano's career.
Kim Kardashian isn't surprised by what she see's in the mirror of truth.
When Vilmer Valderrama was asked his cup size he replied, "Suzy."
You TOO can have a version of Gwynneth's latest "cleanse."
Party-animal Lindsay Blow(chunks)-han spends so much time driving the porceline bus, she's decided to just save time and take the bus with her.
The Few. The Proud. The "young, dumb...yet fashionably inspirational" Marines. Piss-yeahhhh.
Food Network Challenge: Amazing Urinal Cakes. Didn't get the ratings they'd hoped for.
Milk, Milk, Lemonade.
'Round the corner fudge is made!
Lady Gaga has pretended to be everything else, why not a port-a-potty.
Getting bored with peeing on stationary girls, R Kelly decided to step his game up to the next level.
UR in ALL my Fantasies
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
She was tired of men shitting on her and thought she'd try something different.
Angelina Jolie is certain THIS dress will help her win at the Oscars.
The Kardashian collection now available at Sears
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slap me silly and call me Sally...
Kim Kardasshian debuts her signature piece of the Kardashian Kollection. (Urinal cake earrings optional.)
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"You're ugly and your fucking bag is ugly too."--John Galliano (allegedly)
"No woman should be deprived of peen....young, old, fat or skinny..there's someone out there who would fuck you." -Event Horiz
Courteney Stodden was the first choice as a spokesperson, until she somehow managed to spam the designer 300 times with (no subject) WE WANT MONEY
Marcel Dutramp.
If she had a burger in both hands it would truly be all Chaz Bono ever wanted in life.
from R. Kelly's "Pissonyu" collection.
now available at Kmart.
Cindy Crawford has no problem with her daughter modeling the latest and greatest designs!
Does this urinal make me look fat?
It's never too late to be who you might have been.
~George Eliot~
When any old bush just won't do.
Marcel Dutramp.
Kim K's "get lucky" dress.
Simply human toilet.
Kim Kardashian just bought this in size hippo.
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Time cast a spell on you but
You won't forget me
I know I could have loved you but
You would not let me
-Fleetwood Mac
Kim Kardassian's new lingerie line is a bit on the nose for some people.