Afternoon Crumbs
STONED: Brad Pitt is, and I’m starting to think that “beard” around his face is actually silver haze marijuana – Just Jared
Maybe lady beater Michael Fassbender suffocates his bulge in jeggings – Lainey Gossip
Maybe lady beater Michael Fassbender makes his best “What me? A maybe lady beater?” pose in The Hollywood Reporter – Towleroad
Matt Damon’s bromance with Ben Affleck just got punched out by Thor’s mighty nipples – The Superficial
About three seconds in I got a quick tingle in the nips from thinking this was Macaulay Culkin in drag – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
W Magazine’s annual “Actors with Freshly Fucked Hair” spread – The Berry
That explains the lipstick – Celebitchy
The bigger story here is that Avril Lavigne is getting way too old for this “using LUV instead of love” shit – ICYDK
And the top of Adriana Lima’s dress was covered in red lipstick marks (aka Xtina skid marks) by the end of the night – Popoholic
Jessica Simpson looks like an exploding Rorschach test – Popsugar
Another one eats the curb – OMG Blog
Juliet just kicked Rebecca Black into Saturday – The Daily What
Megan Fox is a master of disguise – Hollywood Tuna
No, no, no, it’s more like the Taj Mahal visits Oprah – I’m Not Obsessed
Andre Leon Talley’s church shoes are taking me directly to the altar – Crunk + Disorderly
Somebody really should’ve told that Ferrari if that it rolled back it would’ve receive a thousand purple hearts – Hollywood Rag
Miley Cyrus is a stupid bitch, because lunch time lipo costs less than that – Celebslam
When crazy gets inked on crazy – Cityrag