Afternoon Crumbs

January 19, 2012 / Posted by:

STONED: Brad Pitt is, and I’m starting to think that “beard” around his face is actually silver haze marijuana – Just Jared

Maybe lady beater Michael Fassbender suffocates his bulge in jeggings – Lainey Gossip

Maybe lady beater Michael Fassbender makes his best “What me? A maybe lady beater?” pose in The Hollywood Reporter – Towleroad

Matt Damon’s bromance with Ben Affleck just got punched out by Thor’s mighty nipples – The Superficial

About three seconds in I got a quick tingle in the nips from thinking this was Macaulay Culkin in drag – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

W Magazine’s annual “Actors with Freshly Fucked Hair” spread – The Berry

That explains the lipstick – Celebitchy

The bigger story here is that Avril Lavigne is getting way too old for this “using LUV instead of love” shit – ICYDK

And the top of Adriana Lima’s dress was covered in red lipstick marks (aka Xtina skid marks) by the end of the night – Popoholic

Jessica Simpson looks like an exploding Rorschach test – Popsugar

Another one eats the curb – OMG Blog

Juliet just kicked Rebecca Black into Saturday – The Daily What

Megan Fox is a master of disguise – Hollywood Tuna

No, no, no, it’s more like the Taj Mahal visits Oprah I’m Not Obsessed

Andre Leon Talley’s church shoes are taking me directly to the altar – Crunk + Disorderly

Somebody really should’ve told that Ferrari if that it rolled back it would’ve receive a thousand purple hearts – Hollywood Rag

Miley Cyrus is a stupid bitch, because lunch time lipo costs less than that – Celebslam

When crazy gets inked on crazy – Cityrag

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