Wednesday, January 18th 2012

Cindy Crawford's 10-Year-Old Daughter Is A Model Now

This is Kaia Gerber and thanks to a whole lot of hard work, determination and tirelessly showing up to go-see after go-see, she has finally landed an ad campaign for Versace Kids. Oh, erase that first part. What I really mean is that Kaia was born out of the correct vagina and is one of the only kids on earth who doesn't cry for Lord Jesus to save them when Donatella Versace rides onto the set in a chariot made from the bones of the children who crossed her. So Kaia got the job!

Kaia, who is what you get when Cindy Crawford and Rande Gerber mate, makes her modeling debut in the Versace Kids campaign, and Donatella said in a press release that Kaia did so well that not once did she think of sucking the youthful innocence out of that child to feed the dark organ of death in her chest:

"Like her mother, Kaia has a very special gift. The camera really, really loves her. Having Cindy on-set for the shoot took me back to all the amazing Avedon shoots we worked on together. It was such a special treat watching Kaia walk in her mother's footsteps!"

First of all, I'd grab a vat of holy water and throw it at Donatella's face if she put socks AND sandals on my child's feet. Socks and sandals are only okay if you're a Riverside County frat boy going to the liquor store to buy Red Bull and chewing tobacco.

Second of all, I suffered through HOURS (like 8) of Barbizon lessons and do you see "Young Versace ad campaign" in my modeling resume that doesn't exist?! This makes sense, though. Barbizon was a BarbiJOKE. Case in point: The highlight of any Barbizon class was going to 7-Eleven for a snack. We'd take a break from learning how to do the "bite the sunglasses" pose (like this) and we'd go to 7-Eleven. We were all kids with $2 in our hands so we'd all buy candy. Then we'd sit on the curb and eat the candy in front of our professional modeling teachers. And not ONCE did these supposed professional modeling teachers tell us to immediately barf out that candy in the toilet. See, a total joke of a modeling school.

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Submitted by Schmoopy on Wed, 01/18/2012 - 10:21pm.

Does anyone remember that Cindy only got famous b/c she closely resembled another popular model - Gia Caranghi, played by AngieJo in a movie?

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Yes, I do. Crawford was known as Baby Gia.

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Thu, 01/19/2012 - 11:52am.

http://celebritybabyscoop.com/%3Fp%3D289

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I don't find that photo in that link pornographic. I think many parents and caretakers of nieces, nephews, etc., would be arrested because I am pretty sure that they have photos like these. They even have the perverse audacity to display them on coffee tables, fireplace mantles, even keep a small pervy pic or two in their wallet. Sometimes, these awful people will whip out a photo like this when their kid brings home their betrothed (and sometimes the pics of a naked 5 year old in the bathtub are preferable to the shots of an awkward, pimply faced, 13-year-old kid with braces).

I think it's a cute photo, by the way.

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1. Those baby pictures aren't "sexy" - what's wrong with you people? I see nothing wrong with them. Next you'll be all in a lather over the Coppertone baby with the dog nipping at the swimsuit. Get a damn hobby.

2. This 10 y/o picture isn't "sexy" - She's 10 modeling for a high end children's line. She's not tarted up. Photoshopped? yes. Pretty girl? yes. Sexy? No, she's TEN. What is wrong with you all?

3. If she wants to model and her supermodel Mom has the connections and the involvement to make sure everything stays aboveboard, why not? At 10 I would have killed KILLED for that kind of excitement. Some of us may need to spend less time hanging out in angry womyn's chat rooms.

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She's a very pretty girl. Obviously being Cindy Crawford's daughter doesn't hurt when booking gigs but she's genuinely got a great look so you can't be too upset. It's not like she's one of the troll looking Kardashinas who get booked for "name" AND are unattractive.

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So this kid can book all the jobs because Cindy Crawford is her mother? The right vagina is what it's all about.

TroyMcClure's picture

This poor kid can give herself her own side eye.

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This poor kid can give herself her own side eye.

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I'm waiting for the day Versace slips and gushes about how she was on the set when Jean Harlow was the first American beauty, after which she'll gasp out loud, then hide in the basement until the sun sets, when she can head out in search of virgin blood. Love her!

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I see no one has looked at my link, or you'd be a little more upset about Cindy allowing her daughter to model.

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No talent? No problem.

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I don't see what the fuss is about. She's 10. She's modeling a children's clothing line. If she enjoys it, what is the big deal?

She's a pretty girl.

Also, most high fashion models are in the 16-20 year range anyway.

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Everyone all up in arms over this.. lol. Simma down.
I've seen more child modeling pictures from my jackass friends on Facebook than I have seen from Cindy, so I think her daughter may just survive this apparently extra-dangerous and childhood-threatening photo shoot.

Well there is a difference between a parent pushing their 10-year-old into modeling and a world famous model having their kid work for a top designer. This girl isn't going to be doing go-sees and fittings and shady little jobs or anything like that. Her mom is just going to pre-arrange deals for her and have her work with top professionals who she already knows personally. Also, she was on set for the shoot and has known Donatella for over 20 years. I don't really this it as that bad, it is nepotism at its finest.

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My daughter is 11, could easily be a model but she would never in a million years. Hopefully this girl wants to model. Nothing worse than pushing someone in the direction you once sought after.

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http://celebritybabyscoop.com/%3Fp%3D289

this is the pic I am referring to. with all the pedophiles in the world, she published this?

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Mingus? Who names their child Mingus?

Wow, they (the fashion world) have started her young! I thought they would wait until she was at least 15-16 before she started modeling.

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Madge's Vadge, this has nothing to do with "hating". And can we please retire that stupid fucking word?

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Really? Because it kinda' sounds like it is.
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She could be 20. The mother has all the money in the world and she hires her kid out as a clothes horse. Well, you can't buy common sense I suppose.

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her eyes are really close together.

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Ten is too young to subject to the Donatella monster, but she is gorgeous...a young Cindy/Brooke Shields vibe....she will out-gorgeous her mom for sure

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Wow, she is really bootiful but can we put a longer skirt on her, please? She IS only TEN!

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She really does look like a mini me to Cindy.

I can't hate on it, at least she's fully clothed and not wearing whore make up.

But again, I wouldn't put my 10 year old daughter into the spotlight. The modeling world is CRUEL.

She's alright but there's even prettier 10 y/os at my daughters school.. just sayin!

I dunno, I don't really have a problem with how she looks. Her skirt is short but if I saw a 10 year old wearing similar in the street I wouldn't think she was dressed up like a little whore. The pose is not overtly sexy. She looks much older but makeup will do that. I wouldn't be happy with my kid getting into modelling but if a huge name asked her and she was desperate to do it, would be hard to say no. I find those insufferable Smith brats far more offensive than this girl, although give her time....

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I'm sorry but this is nepotism at its finest. Kaia is average cute the way all kids are cute but she's by no means pretty, gorgeous or model material. I see girls walking the street every day who are better looking than her.

She shouldnt have exposed her to this so young because now this kid is gonna have to deal with the comparisons and there's no way she will ever look better than her mom, she's ok but she's not stunning like Cindy was..why do this to your 10 year old baby?? smh

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Hmmm...hopefully this is a one-off they did for Donatella and the rest of her youth will be as normal as possible. Wasn't Cindy valedictorian?

This made me think of Thylane Blondeau who is also 10, you can find over 100 photos of her modelling which is quite disturbing. And it's more disturbing how good she is. A high school friend left school in grade 10 to pursue modelling full time, she never did get a tutor and I'm all for learning in the real world, but modelling wasn't exactly an education in the right things, and it shows.

First child bride Stodden, now a ten year old celebrity child in a seductive post. Children in hooker boots, fake eyelashes, padded bras. There seems to be a real push lately from somewhere to sexualize minors, bombard the public with so many images, people become numb, it becomes "normal". It's really sick.
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pedo wet dream courtesy of a fucking whore
greedy mother only thinking of her damn self.

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Submitted by MadgesVadge on Thu, 01/19/2012 - 8:43am.

I'd be with you, but the child is 10. 10 year old children shouldn't be working. back in my day, I wanted a job at the library, but I couldn't get "working papers" until I was 13 or 14.

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What often boggles my warped mind is that many of these 'celebs/actors/models/whores' sometimes make so much money that they can offer their kids the BEST education and the BEST shot at life.

And after all of that, the kids are pushed, er I mean 'encouraged' to pursue the same useless 'career/s' as their parents. Is it because it's just easier that way?

The kids would have the opportunity to pursue such fullfilling careers that could contribute SO MUCH to society (like being a doc, enterpreneur, scientist, prof), but they don't even give the kids a chance to think about it.

The value system of celebs and celeb culture is REALLY starting to get to me.

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There is no rational reason for Cindy to be pushing her kid into modeling.

It's pure narcissism.

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She's still a child, but you can tell that she is already very beautiful. Not sure who commented before, but while all children are cute in the cuddly way, not all children are beautiful. Kaia resembles Cindy a lot. As for celebspawn riding their famous parents' coat tails for their own careers....well....wouldn't you? If I was born lucky enough to look like my stunning, former model-mother, I'd be modeling too. Their son is even more gorgeous than Kaia, so I'm sure he'll be modeling soon. Nothing wrong with using the gifts which you have been given.

As for the perils of the industry such as drugs, Cindy is known for achieving success while always staying on the straight and narrow. I'm sure she'll guide Kaia in the right direction.

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Cindy of all people should know about the drug culture in modeling. You'd think she'd want to keep her daughter out of that lifestyle as long as she could.

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once again, Cindy and Rande had sexy pics of Kaia published when she was FOUR, so this does not surprise me. They are disgusting parents.

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are all celebspawn going to ride on their parents coattails and basically do nothing for a living? don't any of them go to college and become a doctor, scientist, SOMETHING other than trying to be famous and get their picture taken? if this kid was cindy crawford's daughter, she wouldn't be getting a modeling contract for anything.

she's alright. i don't think the girl is beautiful or model material and i REALLY don't think cindy should be letting her do this. can't kids just be kids anymore?

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Kid's gorge although not yet as striking as her mom. She easily looks 15. Her parents must know what they're doing. As for the monster that is Donatella, that woman scares the hell outta me. How that hor is Gianni's sister, I will never know. How do you screw up your face SO BAD? Hideous and so obnoxious!!!

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Kid's mouth is crooked and the heavy photo-shopped shadow is hiding her double-chin.

She needs to stop eating now.

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Agree with u Granny C. Cindy is no dummy, and was and still is a stunningly beautiful woman. The posts saying she was not that hot in her modeling heyday must be high on the bad shit. From what I've seen of her kids the son is very pretty, this girl will be tall, and slim. Don't think she will be as hot as her mom was, but that could change she is ONLY 10. She also can't compare to Brooke at that age(no child could). Hope that this is a one time thing and they will let her be a child for awhile. It's not like her parents need this CHILD to make dough for the family.

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oh please. the kid is pleasant looking as most kids are BUT this is NO "special gift" model. this kid is completely average and sadder yet this pic is after a shitload of photoshop.
some of you are thinking through grandma-colored glasses because this kid is not super-model material (no matter who her parents are) at all.

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no matter what we do, the celebs are insisting on foisting their pride and joys on the unsuspecting masses...
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poor kid never had a chance. mom whoring her already. fuck, let her be a kid.

screw u cindy. kid is just a damn paycheck to you.

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Cindy Crawford is no dummy. She had straight A's in high school and she had a full ride scholarship to Northwestern majoring in thermonuclear medicine (not really but something really science-y). She dropped out before she even finished her first year to become a model, is now filthy stinkin rich and still is raking it in her mid 40s (not through modelling but her endorsements and I'm sure she made some good investments with her $$) Her daughter is a beautiful girl but I have a feeling she's always going to get the "She's only getting modelling jobs because she's Cindy Crawford's kid" side eye

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She has Cindy's face and Gerber's eyes. Pretty girl that will get prettier with age, but their son is far better-looking.

And if she can model, then let her. She has the genes for it. Just keep the parents on set, because Donatella will try to eat her ass!

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Also, count me among those loving MK's Barbizon story. Love the photo; I practiced similar silly poses. Because ME TOO! I called Barbizon (circa 1984) after seeing their commercials on television, but they didn't have a "school" (quotation marks used for a good reason) in our town. If I were to attend, would have had to be "educated" over an hour away. So I begged my parents. BEGGED I tell you! Day in and day out. I saved up my money all summer long from babysitting jobs, allowance, everything, in the hopes to afford to go, but in the end, they still said no. Oh, there was nothing I wanted more than to become a Barbizon model!

Before you applaud my parents, they were notorious for saying no to everything including my having friends, dating, after-school activities, and REAL college. So their foresight here is honestly 100% accidental.

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Brooke Shields II.

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The long legs you see here are all Photoshop.

I seriously question the model-ability of this kid, aside from her famous mom. She's just another pretty ten-year old. Which reminds me --since when is TEN the right age for a model? Used to be 16 was the youngest -- then, 13 was the scary age they were plucking these kids from the suburbs and tossing them on the runways. Seems to me that's what happened to Milla Jovovich and Brooke Shields -- and that was hugely controversial. Now it's TEN? Come on. Will it be newborns next who are telling you no one can get between them and their Calvins?

And this kid? I still say, big deal. Yeah, gimme a call when acne comes along with the ugly stick.

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