Afternoon Crumbs

January 18, 2012 / Posted by:

Michael Fassbender does the “Please don’t go, your genitals are all I need. I’ll order pancakes.” pose on The Hollywood Reporter – Just Jared

Somewhere someone is making a copy of Josh Hutcherson’s drivers license (see pic #5) to use it to get into exclusivo Hollywood events (and Vanessa Hudgens’ pants, again) – Lainey Gossip

Charlotte Ross must have been lying in an oxygen tank full of silica gel packages for the past 5 years, because she is all kinds of well preserved – Hollywood Tuna

You can practically cut the sexual tension between Anthony Bourdain and Paula Deen with a butter knife – Celebitchy

How to successfully smuggle an 8-ball in your ass crack: Be Courtney Love in a short skirt, because that’ll make any TSA agent throw up their hands while saying, “I’m good.”The Superficial

Easy for Nick Jonas to say, he’s the only straight one – Towleroad

I don’t know what kind of creatures are clinging to Megan Fox’s boots, but we still need to start a fund to save them – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

My mom wore this outfit better when she picked me up from school one day in 1986 – Popoholic

Scraping five layers of orange lead paint off of Snooki’s face actually made her look semi-human – ICYDK

Thor put a baby in Tacky Pataky I’m Not Obsessed

SOPA explained with help from a koala-humping goat and OprahThe Daily What

Rosie O’Donnell also forget to mention that Tommy Girl is not gay, because he likes to go to ice cream shops since gay people never go there – Videogum

RiRi looks like her torso is getting suffocated by gigantic spoons – Popsugar

Panty Creamer of the Day (smells like an old cheeseburger and linoleum dirt): The Hoff in overalls – Hollywood Rag

The bad news for Mischa Barton is that Rachel Bilson kind of dissed her ass. But the good news for Mischa Barton is that somebody actually said her name! – SOW

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