Our Butter Messiah Admits That She's Had Type 2 Diabetes For Three Years
In the past three years, I've watched Paula Deen take bites from deliciousness like deep fried bacon-wrapped Zingers and deep fried bacon-wrapped funnel cake pizza, and now I'm barely learning that that those deep fried bacon-wrapped dishes of deliciousness were probably made with 10 bags of sugar instead of 20! Because Paula Deen admitted on Today (via People) this morning that the not-so-shocking rumor that she's got Type 2 Diabetes is true and she found out almost three years ago. If you just had a coronary, it's not from Paula's news, it's from eating the words "deep fried bacon-wrapped funnel cake pizza" with your eyes.
Paula says that it took her so long to spit up the news publicly, because she wanted to get all the facts together before she started speaking about it (Translation: Paula was working on her turning her Diabeetus into sugar-free dollar signs by landing a pharmaceutical endorsement deal!). The days of eating mac 'n cheese soup with whipped bacon cream aren't totally behind her, because Paula says that even though sweet tea isn't her friend anymore, she's still eating her own recipes in moderation.
"I was determined to share my positive approach and not let diabetes stand in the way of enjoying my life. I'm excited to team up with Novo Nordisk on this initiative to show others that managing diabetes does not have to stop you from enjoying the things you love."
Paula Deen is a genius! Paula isn't saying, "You'll get Type 2 if you eat my Krispy Kreme bread pudding," because then nobody will buy her old cookbooks and she'll have to change everything. Instead she's whoring out some Diabetes medication while telling everyone to nibble, don't swallow that Krispy Kreme cheeseburger your tongue craves:
AND when I Googled "Diabetes and butter," my eyes felt like a butter Jesus blessed my eyes with holy butter when I read this headline: "Got Diabetes? Eat More Butter!" Dairy cows no longer have to wander around the fields wondering what is going to become of them, because Paula and butter are stronger then ever. Also, if watching that clip gave you a temporary case of Diabetes in the eyes, just smear a whole stick of butter on them and call it good.
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Well, as the Republicans and Tea Party folk will tell you, you're on your own. Paula didn't MAKE you eat the crap she was pushing while she knew it made her sick. She can't MAKE you jump off a bridge. Would Paula Deen remotely feel any sense of remorse knowing that she- er, "encouraged"- people to get the illness she knew she had, and now might profit by it? Don't make me laugh.
She wouldn't even understand the question. Her antenna wouldn't receive it.
Bottom line: You have to get the facts yourself and try to make informed decisions.
shocking !!! *clutches pearls*
well, shut mah mouth, and pass the deep-fried Krispy Kreme Big Macs, please.
Thats one of the very few things I prefer Europe over the US, we dont eat that bad, and I dont really get the mixing of salty and sweet things like a donut with a burger patty....oh well. I saw a woman eat a sandwich with ham, mayo and banana thats just disgusting.
It looks like Paula has a problem, shes a hardcore foodie and its going too far, no donut is worth havin diabetes!!!! even tho I def would eat some of the shit she cooks.
Actually Im checking out recipes from Paula Deen right now, as someone on here said her baked french toast is to die for. If I lived in America, I would without a doubt become obese, Im a lil foodie myself.
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Submitted by Vern on Thu, 12/01/2011 - 10:52pm.
Wow Allesssssaaaandro McGosling.
but she also is now advising people to fill up on sugar crap because "you too can inject yourself daily in the tummy with insulin like me!"
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I hope this is just your fear of what she might say and not an actual quote!
I hope no one let's her say this or that anyone believes it, because it just ain't true. Insulin-
dependent diabetics still have to limit the sugars and CARBS that they eat.
Butter has nothing to do with getting diabetes, but diabetes causing narrowing of the cardiac arteries therefore all animal fats are to be limited because they cause arteries to be clogged. This double shot to the arteries often causes heart attacks or other heart problems.
One more point, diabetes is a genetically related disease. Be doubly careful if it runs in the family.
Submitted by Bo on Tue, 01/17/2012 - 1:10pm.
What about her fat tugboat captain husband, Mr. Lardass? He's probably healthy as can be, right?
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O fuck, that made me LOL! "Fat tugboat captain husband!" Is he really???? That is too perfect. Does he look exactly like Skipper from Gilligan's Island? He just HAS to...
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Submitted by guruXen on Tue, 01/17/2012 - 1:51pm.
Diabetes medications make it harder to lose weight, and many people gain weight shortly after starting them.
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i love it when bitches on this site spew out shit that they BELIEVE to be true, but really isnt. you ever hear of metformin? doctors will even prescribe it to non-diabetics solely for losing weight. next time you're going to start your education post, check your facts first.
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Notice that I refer to the drugs that increase insulin sensitivity or stimulate additional insulin production. Metformin doesn't work by this action, instead it blocks glucose transport from the liver. However, drugs like sulfonylureas (the oldest class of diabetes drugs) do increase insulin sensitivity and do contribute to weight gain.
Don't take my word for it. Do your research. I often read the direct studies, but for easier to follow summaries there are many sources. Johns Hopkins has an article on diabetes medications and weight gain: http://www.johnshopkinshealthalerts.com/alerts/diabetes/JohnsHopkinsDiab...
The Mayo Clinic also has a small chart, which indicates which classes of drugs are likely to lead to weight gain: http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/diabetes-treatment/DA00089
oh and i've had one of paula's recipes - her french toast bake. it's out of this world good. of course i only make it once a year, on husbands birthday, but we look forward to that shit.
Submitted by guruXen on Tue, 01/17/2012 - 1:51pm.
Diabetes medications make it harder to lose weight, and many people gain weight shortly after starting them.
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i love it when bitches on this site spew out shit that they BELIEVE to be true, but really isnt. you ever hear of metformin? doctors will even prescribe it to non-diabetics solely for losing weight. next time you're going to start your education post, check your facts first.
I'm proud to say that while I do watch FoodTv religiously, I've never had one of her recipes!
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Submitted by Jeepster on Tue, 01/17/2012 - 12:37pm.
I have been a Type-2 diabetic (controlled) for 15 years - so I am no fan of Paula's cooking - but as i also work in Pharma, I can tell you that a big-assed company like Novartis is going to have her bouffant in a sling if she plays around with this contract....in 2 minths time she had better be 20 pounds slimmer, and have revised a good portion of her recipes.....or a lawsuit will be in the offing - I have to believe she is snarter than that....
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Good luck with that. Diabetes medications make it harder to lose weight, and many people gain weight shortly after starting them.
The role of insulin is to take the sugar out of your blood stream and convert it to glycogen, which is eventually deposited as fat. Insulin resistance develops as a coping mechanism to keep you from depositing more fat than you can handle (note that many 800 lb people do not have diabetes). So, these medications that increase insulin sensitivity or encourage your body to make more insulin lower your blood sugars by pulling it out of your blood stream and depositing it as fat.
I like Paula before she started shoving those 2 inbred sons of hers down our throats.
What about her fat tugboat captain husband, Mr. Lardass? He's probably healthy as can be, right?
That clip is the most disturbing thing I've ever seen. "Our sweet and our savory..." She should just say "Our lard and our...even more lard. MMM!"
This is so weird... right now on TV there is an insulin Flex Pen commercial playing as I was reading this post.
Butter= tool of the Illuminati! FACT!
I have been a Type-2 diabetic (controlled) for 15 years - so I am no fan of Paula's cooking - but as i also work in Pharma, I can tell you that a big-assed company like Novartis is going to have her bouffant in a sling if she plays around with this contract....in 2 minths time she had better be 20 pounds slimmer, and have revised a good portion of her recipes.....or a lawsuit will be in the offing - I have to believe she is snarter than that....
"vaya con huevos mi amigos"
Submitted by qjersey: "Fat Bitch who got Rich pushing unhealthy food gets richer pushing medications you need because you ate all that unhealthy food. Only in America."
THIS^^^
Sums it up perfectly.
oooops repost
it's totally true that butter doesn't cause diabetes (and neither do other fats). Diabetes is caused by BEING fat which is caused by EATING TOO MUCH STARCHY SHIT.
Butter doesn't even register as a glycemic load and actually, when bread is consumed with some butter, the glycemic load is decreased because fats take longer to digest.
I'm appalled that so many of her fans are supporting her and wishing her well. They say, you can do it Paula! Oh great, now there will be sugar free recipes!
People are so clueless.
So sad. Oh Paula Deen. I worked on Novo Nordisk, the insulin pen injector, for a few years (among other drugs). It wasn't my primary acct, but I did help out on it a lot.
It saddens me to see that this woman who portrays unhealthy eating habits would knowingly (3 years of her diagnosis) promote foods that are known causes of diabetes and then turn around and sign a deal with Novartis and continue to promote unhealthy eating habits. She not only is a misrepresentation of good eats, but she also is now advising people to fill up on sugar crap because "you too can inject yourself daily in the tummy with insulin like me!"
Encouraging more Americans to become dependent on a Pharmaceutical run industry - the faux US healthcare system - to continue to fund them for further monetary projects that do more harm than good to humans. Oh I could go on, but I won't. I'm just glad that the Dlisted crew sees the obvious manipulative BS she is touting.
It's a sad truth in this day and age when everyone is trying to kill you to make a profit...wait, sorry, that's been happening for as long as human's have recorded history...
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This bitch really chaps my un-buttered ass cheeks.
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Submitted by sinjin on Tue, 01/17/2012 - 11:24am.
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CREEPY! I guess the key to success is to get your name out there, and then attach it to any
farkakte product you can...
edit - can't spell today!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
try the sugar-free jello...bwoi!!! FLUMK
I know the budda would not approve BUT I hope her heart explodes!
Submitted by The Sunshine Gang on Tue, 01/17/2012 - 11:33am.
Does anyone else find it gross how she's always manhandling the younger male guests on her show?
Almost as gross as when she got on Robert Irvine and tried to ride him like a horse.
Disgusting. So, she's taking meds so that she can continue the eating behavior that caused her diabetes? Ok.
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This surprises you? Don't forget we're living in the American dream..
Fat Bitch who got Rich pushing unhealthy food gets richer pushing medications you need because you ate all that unhealthy food. Only in America.
Does anyone else find it gross how she's always manhandling the younger male guests on her show?
Dog, have you tried turkey bacon? Its yummy :)
New weight loss program: Watch Paula Deen eat.
Submitted by Deb : Yesterday I was shopping for a new sofa and was shocked to learn that this cow has her own line of furniture and upholstery designs.
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Last year's Street of Dreams in Portland, OR had the "Paula Deen House". Beautiful home decorated in Paula Deen stuff. Five house tours in, I was all "WTF is with the designer's PD obession?! "I was in the kitchen, 3 other ladies were in front of me, and I had my back to them, when they moved along, I turned around and came face to face with a cardboard cutout of PD attached to the walk in pantry doorjam, big ol' head sticking out, shark teeth everywhere, it scared the hell out of me!
(If this link works, it's the 10th photo down.)
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-uUVuBm972EA/TtjpV1BOimI/AAAAAAAAgJg/YCRNckVU0V...
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"You're ugly and your fucking bag is ugly too."--John Galliano (allegedly)
"No woman should be deprived of peen....young, old, fat or skinny..there's someone out there who would fuck you." -Event Horiz
And so it begins:
http://www.diabetesinanewlight.com/recipes.aspx
Bobby and Jamie Deen are taking their diabetes-friendly recipes on the road, and they want you to join them. Throughout the year they'll be traveling across the country to share new lightened up recipes specifically designed for people with type 2 diabetes.
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Be intrigued, be interested. DON'T be stupid.---TheBreakdown
I am repulsed by how she licked all over her fingers and then handed the other woman that thing....
And how they both made yuck face and then fronted like it was delicious
Submitted by beakers bitch on Tue, 01/17/2012 - 10:53am.
Look at her there, just taunting Norway. You're mean, Paula Deen.
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BWAHAHAHA!!! (Curse you, beakers for making me hate Paula a little less!)
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
just watched the video, LOL at the other lady's reaction, she looks like she has the devil Inside
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"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
Submitted by sinjin on Tue, 01/17/2012 - 11:04am.
LOL GROSS.
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Submitted by HellaciousB : Her nasally twang is nauseating and would keep me from eating anything she makes.
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/\ THIS! I'm Southern and I fucking HATE her, her disgusting food, and her heavily exaggerated accent. I moved away and my accent only comes out when I'm pissed off or watching Southern-based movies, plus it's nowhere NEAR as bad as hers.
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"You're ugly and your fucking bag is ugly too."--John Galliano (allegedly)
"No woman should be deprived of peen....young, old, fat or skinny..there's someone out there who would fuck you." -Event Horiz
Oh Vera, that is some damn good writing; I was riveted! So true, so true.
There is the HUGE whale of a bitch (the office troublemaker - imagine that) in my office and all she talks about is this Paula Deen bitch. She almost gets orgasmic talking about her. This cow at my office is on every high blood pressure med, this med - that med - everywhere a med-med. She is always huffing and puffing because she can barely make it up the stairs. She has opposite of anorexia - she thinks she looks good and every guy out there wants to rape her. It's so pathetic that it's hilarious. And to top it off, she's a fake Christian. Talks about God but stabs everyone in the back.
"Shut up, bitch - it hurts to be beautiful" - Richie K. 2005
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat : Let me preface by saying I'm on medication...
I think she's kinda hot for an old broad... I'd powder her donut
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Awww honey, judging by the color of her hair, Imma guess her donut has been "powdered" for at least 2 decades. ;-)
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"You're ugly and your fucking bag is ugly too."--John Galliano (allegedly)
"No woman should be deprived of peen....young, old, fat or skinny..there's someone out there who would fuck you." -Event Horiz
It isn't the bacon and butter that causes diabetes ... it's the excessive carbohydrates.
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"I'm bluffin with my muffin."
Submitted by Vera Charles on Tue, 01/17/2012 - 10:45am.
A-FUCKING-MEN!
"My pug is smarter than your honor student."
Eventually everyone with diabetes 2 dies because of diabetes 2 in some manner. And this is after you lose a leg or two because it turned black and dead from cut off circulation.
I need to keep that video around for when I'm wanting to snack between meals.
Watching people eat is fucking disgusting.
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Try to be original, like the Colonel Sanders (may he rest in peace with his secret spices and shit). - urmomma
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 01/17/2012 - 10:59am.
Jack - WTF? How does deep fried, bacon wrapped mac n cheese = Weird Science clip???????
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Where Chet says "HEY THAT LOOKS PRETTY GOOD" jeesh.
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"The English are horrible and Oprah is a moron." 01/10/12 the refined Brit, clairey claire
Jack - WTF? How does deep fried, bacon wrapped mac n cheese = Weird Science clip???????
She knew for this long? It's like a 42 year smoker with COPD and breathing on an oxygen tank to take it off long enough for a tobacco commercial saying how great the flavor is and we should all enjoy lighting up.
Pause that shizz at :44
"homemade mac n cheese, cooled it, cut it into squares, wrapped bacon around it, battered it, then deep fried it."
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This clip is the first thing that came to mind...
Heyyy, that looks pretty good...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bDAYP4kpGk
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"The English are horrible and Oprah is a moron." 01/10/12 the refined Brit, clairey claire