Lindsay Lohan Accused Of Being A High-Class Whore By A Former Marine
The late Elizabeth Taylor's effort to possess the body of Judge Stephanie before sentencing Lindsay Lohan to Death Row so she can't barf all over the image of La Liz in a new Lifetime biopic failed today. Because LiLo was in court for another probation hearing and Judge Stephanie slipped on a Hazmat-made rubber glove to pat her head for doing what she's supposed to do. BORING! But the day wasn't completely a loss, because right before LiLo strolled into court, a process server served her with a reasonable and accurate lawsuit. No, Sebastian Bach is not suing LiLo for stealing his 2010 look. A man named Thomas A. Green is suing LiLo for $300,000 claiming she went back on a business deal with him, because he was close to uncovering the truth about her involvement in the death of Osama Bin Laden. Naturally.
TMZ says that the 12 page, handwritten lawsuit looks about as crazy as a letter to a fan Lindsay Lohan writes on the back of a cocktail napkin after one of the voices in her head tells her that the potted plant in the corner wants an autograph. Thomas, a former U.S. marine who regularly has hallucinations, writes in the lawsuit that during a Facebook conversation with LiLo, she said she would help to promote his dot-com business. When LiLo started tip toeing away from the deal, Thomas found out that she had a huge part in the killing of Bin Laden and is a high-class prostitution whore. Thomas scribbled this in the lawsuit:
"[Thomas] set out to command [Lohan] to twitter and stated if [Lohan] acknowledges this is an Osoma Bin Ladden op all civilians in past wrong doing will receive clemency.[Lohan] might be a high end prostitute."
TMZ also called him a delusional crazy and White Oprah resembles that comment! You know, I was mad at TMZ for calling this absolutely sane man "delusional," but then I read the part where Thomas refers to LiLo as a "high end" prostitute. HIGH END? That's like saying rust water from a toilet tank is top shelf liquor. The only way LiLo can use the words "high end" in her escort ad is if she means that you have to sprinkle a little coke on her b-hole before you stick it in.
There really is a fine line between a Lohan and a delusional sometimes-homeless crazy person, and LiLo snorted up that line a long time ago, so White Oprah should adopt this dude. They need to put their differences aside, because delusional crazies belong together.
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She has been accused of many things in her life so far, I wonder though how close to the truth this accusation really is. I doubt that's we'll see her on darlingviennaescorts.com but still, who would come up with such a thing without having any proof?
(sigh) I know I shouldn't say mean things about someone who might be trying to turn her life around, but.....she looks like shit.
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"I have a very poor way of concealing my dislike of people and/or things." -- Evil_Cupcake's Mom
PROSTITUTION HO'AH!
She looks like death warmed up. Prolly just got home from blowing her last trick and remembered oh yeah I got a court appearance this morning.
braless & big boobies don't mix
How does she keep managing to get her name in the news? or is it because we keep it alive?
Let's all throw our bras away. Why she look high?
OK I just saw video of this on TV, Channel 2 KTVU (FOX) in San Francisco, (it's all trash). These photos don't do justice to how awful and oooooold she looks. Who would ever think she was only 25? It's like some colossal joke, like Dorian Gray in reverse. I heard a long time ago that crack ages you like a dog, and apparently, that's true.
This WMD (whore of massive deconstruction) is like school on a suspicious snow day in the South....
...no class!
She looks awful. That is all.
Not funny. This guy is obviously sick in the head, and should be given care and treatment.
Except for the part about her being a prostitute. THAT is obvious!
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
Nothing high class about this mess that is for sure.
She is a prostitute for sure. I have no doubt.
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You fondle my trigger, then you blame my gun
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Wtf? I read this about 4 times. This is a civil suit claiming.... what?
How could anything that dumb actually go to court? I'm beginning to think Linz is creating imaginary cases just for the photo ops
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Can't laugh cause I know so many people suffering with or managing schizophrenia or PTSD and it is just sad, sad, sad. Celebrity hallucinations are much more common than you think because celebrity culture (pop culture) is all around us most of the time. The most common hallucinations and/or thoughts are of aliens, religious figures or God, police, CIA etc. (plays in to severe paranoia) and celebrities. Remember Courtney Love's theory about Britney Spears? I work in an organization with people living with schozophrenia/mostly their family members and nearly every guy has had hallucinations involving Britney Spears.
I'm sure Lilo is probably happy that she gets in the "news" at some rate, though.
I assume it's pretty much common knowledge that Lohan is a high-class hooker. There's no other explanation as to why she still has money.
Those sad clown tits are burning my eyes. I think i'll go douche with some clorox now.
"The ocean is your emotion"-Gary Busey
Why didn't she think to buy a bra for those hanging oranges in her sweater with all that Playboy money before she snorted it all away?
What the fuck with this entire post. That outfit is beyond tragic, and that guy is clearly suffering from some bad shit. Get him some psych help STAT.
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Never question Bruce Dickinson!
Well, she's showing up. Gotta give her some credit for that. I want a comeback a la RDJ. Would stick it to Hollywood sexism and prove her talents again. But she's gotta get rid of white HOprah first. Sad.
"How to give yourself a golden shower medal: lay down face up, find a way to piss up into the air and turn around really fast so the golden shower lands on your nalgas. -MK
Is that her stomach skin showing between the blue top and the black pants? If it is, that is really not the type of outfit to wear to court if you want to show the Judge how respectful you are. Oh, wait...
Of course, Dina got hold of this deposition, because before she added "high-end" it just said,
"Lindsay might be a prostitute."
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when did her chins start migrating south on her?
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but, then again, what do i know?
So this is what Madonna would look like if she ate Mexican food.
My impression is that she feels the red hair was her actress hair the the blond is her dynamic edgy fashion designer hair.
Submitted by MattRyanForever on Tue, 01/17/2012 - 3:27pm.
Wow! She's got more chins than a Chinese phone book.
Funny!!
Submitted by warmjuice on Tue, 01/17/2012 - 3:45pm.
TRUE. FACTS.
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"The English are horrible and Oprah is a moron." 01/10/12 the refined Brit, clairey claire
Maybe she thought that if she used fake eyelashes, it would not only hide her drugged-out eyes, but it would make her look more like "Marilyn." I also really think that she shoves her lips out like that to resemble her. It's really sad, actually. I would still slap the shit out of her if I had the opportunity. Just for pleasure.
So she starts to do her CS at her leasure and not a moment before she feels like it and she is going to be rewarded with a movie representing a Screen Siren????
Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 01/17/2012 - 3:27pm.
Submitted by warmjuice: "The fact that straight men would still fuck her proves sexuality is genetic."
Men will stick their dicks into ANYTHING that will stay still long enough.
Proves NOTHING.
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Right but usually men do care whether it has a dick or a vag
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Tue, 01/17/2012 - 3:35pm.
Jack, I'm starting to think that you would hit a tub of warm jello!
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Only if it can sit still long enough...
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"The English are horrible and Oprah is a moron." 01/10/12 the refined Brit, clairey claire
Jack, I'm starting to think that you would hit a tub of warm jello!
Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 01/17/2012 - 3:27pm.
Submitted by warmjuice: "The fact that straight men would still fuck her proves sexuality is genetic."
Men will stick their dicks into ANYTHING that will stay still long enough.
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LOL!!
MJT - :P
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"The English are horrible and Oprah is a moron." 01/10/12 the refined Brit, clairey claire
I defended her tits under yesterday's post, saying they just looked natural instead of Hollyweird-high. I take it back. She could use those things for knee-pads if she ever takes up hockey.
Wow! She's got more chins than a Chinese phone book.
Submitted by warmjuice: "The fact that straight men would still fuck her proves sexuality is genetic."
Men will stick their dicks into ANYTHING that will stay still long enough.
Proves NOTHING.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 01/17/2012 - 3:20pm.
o.O
Gross.
Ass ;)
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You really have to side clap and pucker for a piece who can stand next to a white feather and out-gay it. - MK 8/3/2011
Submitted by warmjuice on Tue, 01/17/2012 - 3:16pm.
The fact that straight men would still fuck her proves sexuality is genetic
*reads this 1500 times and still does not understand*
but yea, I'd hit it.
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"The English are horrible and Oprah is a moron." 01/10/12 the refined Brit, clairey claire
Is she supposed to play Liz Taylor at the time of her death? Cause that's what this bitch looks like. Who's going to play the young version?
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Submitted by Oxygen on Tue, 01/17/2012 - 3:14pm.
Is Casual Corner still around
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For some odd reason, I was wondering that myself the other day.
And my daughter's Barbie styling head has better hair than this whore.
The fact that straight men would still fuck her proves sexuality is genetic
Also:
A TWINSET AND SILK SCARF AROUND THE SHOULDERS? She trying to look an Upper East Side trophy wife? FAIL. Those bitches brush their hair. And the pants and hoof shoes would be beige. Well, there would be Belgian loafers instead of hoof shoes. And a bra.
Ya know, with Lilo anything is possible so he may just have a case.
Is Casual Corner still around cause her outfit screams BULLSHIT. Also, do they even make Ker-Banger bras.
1. Even a broken clock is right twice a day.
2. That photo of her with her lawyer is PRICELESS. It made me lol.
Ummm, high class is a bit extreme. She is just a whore.
She must be eating the Paula Deen butter diet, cuz stroll ho has a double chin, bloat and some paunch protruding.
Before anyone goes, "ZOMG CUPCAKE SHE IS NOT FAT", she isn't fat, but she ain't skinny or even in shape.
Dirk - boobs are heavy yo! And if they go unsupported for the majority of the time, gravity takes over.
Girlfriend could star in an Edith Massey biopic:
http://www.squidoo.com/edith-massey-photos-videos-songs-and-quotes
PS - you know I love you Aunt Ida - no offense