Jay-Z Might Retire The Word Bitch
NME posted a poem they say Jay-Z wrote about how the birth of his daughter Blue Ivy Carter has inspired him to stick a bitch word filter on the tip of his tongue. Jay-Z, who has said in the past that he regrets some of the lyrics about women in his old songs, will have to find a new word to rhyme with "rich" and now has an even 100 problems. As Fishsticks Paltrow smiles knowing that her official title in the Carter household has been upgraded from "That Annoying Bitch Again?" to "That Annoying Cunt Again?", read a piece of Jay-Z's oh so noble poem:
"Before I got in the game, made a change, and got rich/I didn’t think hard about using the word bitch/I rapped, I flipped it, I sold it, I lived it/Now with my daughter in this world I curse those that give it".No man will degrade her, or call her name. I'm so focused on your future, the degradation has passed. I wish you wealth, health and insight. Forever young you may pass. Blue Ivy Carter, my angel".
Vibe is squinting at this poem, though, because they're not sure it has come from the mind of Jay-Z since he hasn't splattered it all over his website. But if this is true, then please oh please let the first words out of B.I.C.'s mouth to Jay-Z be: YOU BITCH!
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pffft. yeah, but belittling and demeaning women before you had a daughter was just fine, because YOU didn't have a personal stake in it. how's the view up there inside your own ass? must be crowded with bey and gwennie and now that BIC you're gonna flick at all of us. there's a little rhyme you can have for nothing, which, as far as i'm concerned, is more than most of yours are worth.
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but, then again, what do i know?
Bitch...what? With the gilded crib and unicorn stable and staff of 100 for your baby, she's gonna be Mother Theresa, right? Get the fuck outta here with that shit!.
I am the only one who noticed he wished her "wealth" before "health"???!!!...there is your insight, bitch.
Ummmm, daddy has his priorities in order. WTFEMF.
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This pisses me off. It was okay for him to call everyone elses daughters bitches but now that he has a daughter he doesnt want to use that word? Why? Because his daughter is better than everyone else?
When does Oyster Taboo's album drop?
long long long overdue.
nigga/nigger next.
then glamorizing thug life altogether.
the whole hip hop culture's been poisoning the minds of black youth long enough . . .
It's okay, I'm sure I'll be able to make fun of Camel Face Jr without using the word "bitch."
Hahaha Oh YES Jay you are the first male to treat women like shit then when your little daughter is born freak the hell out cause you know what's lurking out there for her. Guys like YOU. *eye. roll*
What a self-centered asshole. Your daughter's a bitch, bitch!
what a weiner name... blue ivy carter. Why did normal names become obsolete and unique names the norm? I named my latest addition William. Should have named him oyster taboo.
Submitted by motherslittlehelper on Tue, 01/17/2012 - 3:48pm.
Right. Because no one else's daughters mattered before his. What a self-involved dude.
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However, I do look forward to his future concerts when he plays "I Got 99 Problems, But a B-Word Ain't One."
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On behalf of all female doggies, I say BITCH PLEASE, get over yourself even my female doggy is rolling her eyes at this fuckery!
Right. Because no one else's daughters mattered before his. What a self-involved dude.
fuck off and die
you make Baby Jesus cry
because you lie
OT - He kind of looks like Mr. Magoo in that picture.
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Supersonic, idiotic, disconnecting, not respecting, who would really ever wanna go and top that
Such a waste of pretty face but hanging in your noone's face
I wish that you would take a look and really stop that
Top that, stop that
I don't really give a about tryin to top that
Top that, stop that
I wish you finally take a real look and really stop that
Whats this, stop that
What gives, stop that
I don't really give a about tryin to top that
top that, big deal
top that, unreal
you can try until youre blue
i will make a fool of you
TOP THAT
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
There are a lot of words worse than "bitch", you bass-mouthed mofo.
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Because his daughter will be rich/ she won't be called a nasty bitch/ but she'll be called the girl who never gets a date /'cause she got stuck with her thug daddy's fugly face.
Hey Jay Z, you daughter is a bitch and a dirty ass ho....what? what? what? what? what? what? what?
Ha! What a dork, you know all of Blue Waffle's boyfriends will call her that when they drill her on daddy's shag carpet!
Aww aint that cute. Jay had no problem using the word around Beyonce, the woman who alledgely gave birth to Blue, guess that means Bey that he doesn't respect you but to him his daughter shits rainbows and butterflies and all of a sudden he has a high respect for women? Jay just put Blue on a pedastal and gave her the respect that he would never give Bey. Lol, this is going to be epic watching Beyonce tag along in the back at outtings when Blue gets older, while she and Jay-z walk in front as if she's a nanny.
"Now with my daughter in this world I curse those that give it".
What about your grandma, your mom and Beyonce herself, "in this world"...? It's only a problem if someone refers to your surrogate-carried daughter as a "bitch"?
And there's nothing wrong with the word "bitch". If Patsy and Eddie use it, it is good enough for me!
ETA: I don't think think there's much chance of this little girl growing up to be anything but a bitch (an entitled, spoiled, smug bitch to be more specific - see also: "Will Smith's kids") so... we'll see how that goes.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Tue, 01/17/2012 - 3:30pm.
*gives standing ovation for such beautiful poem*
I am all teary eye here! And I just want to say to Jay Z.... BITCH PLEASE!
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He's such a punk ass. No one is believing his holier than though shit. We have ALL been there...feeling superior and super righteous about our chirruns. There will be a time when you will want to knock the Blue back onto her hotty pants ass and tell her to speak in her quiet, non-bitch ass voice.
So does this mean we can start calling Beyonce a bitch?
What a self-righteous, hypocritical cuntrag he is.
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It's worded really strangely, like he's only against the word if they're using it against his daughter. But please, call my wife and mother "bitches" all you want.
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I think I can safely say, there there will be a time in little Blue's life where someone calls her a bitch, and will most likely come after the word "Spoiled"
Yo I just wanna say
that Jay-Z is really fucking gay
self censorship is for pussies
not using the word bitch makes you a wussy
curse words are a beautiful thang
like a gold chain or a diamond raang
pushing the limits of language is a noble aim
for Blue Ivy's birth we only have the devil to blame!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Oh, fuck off.
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Douchechill!
Then what are we supposed to call his daughter when she is writhing around in almost nothing in her future music vid???
Bitch.
Yeah, yeah.
What a fucking feminist. Calculated PR move.
Pffffft.
FYI I'm not saying this about ALL parents, just people like Hova here who act like the second coming of Christ.
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Kharma is a big ole bitch, Jay-Z.
*inserts evil laugh*
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WOW! What a great dad! I mean, he had no problem with the word for years, but now, because HE has a daughter, it is now a word/lyric/quote of Jay-Z ghosts past!
Well, may I be the first person to call her a bitch! Whatchu gonna do bout it, Jay-Z? Huh?
Oh, and the poem sucks. A 5th grader could have been more insightful and interesting.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA @ the tag :P Oh how I love thee, MK!
Why is it that when people have kids, all the sudden, they act like saints and that their shit no longer stinks?
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HAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAA!! MK! Love the "bitchbitchbitchbitch: tag.
LMFAO!