NME posted a poem they say Jay-Z wrote about how the birth of his daughter Blue Ivy Carter has inspired him to stick a bitch word filter on the tip of his tongue. Jay-Z, who has said in the past that he regrets some of the lyrics about women in his old songs, will have to find a new word to rhyme with “rich” and now has an even 100 problems. As Fishsticks Paltrow smiles knowing that her official title in the Carter household has been upgraded from “That Annoying Bitch Again?” to “That Annoying Cunt Again?“, read a piece of Jay-Z’s oh so noble poem:
“Before I got in the game, made a change, and got rich/I didn’t think hard about using the word bitch/I rapped, I flipped it, I sold it, I lived it/Now with my daughter in this world I curse those that give it”.
No man will degrade her, or call her name. I’m so focused on your future, the degradation has passed. I wish you wealth, health and insight. Forever young you may pass. Blue Ivy Carter, my angel”.
Vibe is squinting at this poem, though, because they’re not sure it has come from the mind of Jay-Z since he hasn’t splattered it all over his website. But if this is true, then please oh please let the first words out of B.I.C.’s mouth to Jay-Z be: YOU BITCH!