Open Post: Hosted By Adrien Brody
Not since Westminster has an audience held their breath at the sight of a sharp as fuck Afghan Hound strutting on low-ply carpet with the air of confidence one gets when they know every bitch around them wants to sniff that ass. Over the weekend, Milan became hot piece central when Adrien Brody, Gary Oldman, Tim Roth, Emile Hirsch, Willem Dafoe and some other dudes walked in the Prada show. Yes, they all look like vampire lawyers in 19th century England, but what really matters is they look like HOT vampire lawyers in 19th century England.
Don't mistake Adrien's pained face for constipation. That is Adrien's worried face, because he knows that his natural born Afghan Hound hotness is putting all of these hos (except for Gary) in the shadows. Adrien doesn't want to hurt people who can't help that they weren't born with a nose that makes you want to sit on it before yelling, "BLOW!" Adrien cares.
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Submitted by mike on Mon, 01/16/2012 - 3:36pm.
The DD published the first news story I sent them!
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Props! Are you "kniption"?
I'd like to see tight pants and riding boots come back... for men. 'Twould go very nicely with the frock coats above.
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"When I come up, I rush, I rush for you..."
Submitted by guest on Mon, 01/16/2012 - 3:40pm.
Hahaha! You can be my maid of honor at my and Adrien's weeding (typo and it stays).
Adrien is the farthest thing from a hot piece to me.
@ sucky
no, but when you pee, do you ever wish it was a BIC pen going up that hole instead?
Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
When you poop, do you ever wish the poop went the other way?
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
I don't know the story, but sorry Rock Lobser.
Submitted by rocklobster on Mon, 01/16/2012 - 3:34pm.
(((((hugs))))
I'm so sorry.
rocklobster
I spent a day on the vet last week (waiting to get my dog fixed) it was sad bad day I could never work there prays for your baby
"I will pee myself today and when someone asks, "what is that smell?", I will happily tell them Veluptuous by KK!" Urmomma
yay mike.
rocklobster... :(
weezy...lol @ your comments all day!
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
@ mike
your comment in their header just wasn`t enough, huh? Cuntgrats! ;-)
Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
What the...?
I roll up in here and bitches are talking about how Gary Oldman could get it? Do I have to slap a bitch on dlisted today?
Go fuck Baby Goose and leave the real men to grown folks, okay?
I m sorry, rocklobster. We had to put our pet down a few months back, it`s one of the hardest things to do. Hugs your way.
Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
So very sorry Rock!
*hugs* rocklobster *hugs*
I have a Gary Oldman fetish.
If my hubby ever rocked something like this, my vagina would slam shut and put out the out of order sign.
Congrats, Mike. That's cool!
OMG It was hot piece of ass central!
TEAM 19TH CENTURY VAMPIRE LAWYERS!
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Sorry rocklobster. :(
Submitted by rocklobster on Mon, 01/16/2012 - 3:34pm.
So very sorry. Nothing more to say.
What are those weird pins on their lapels?
Green Goblin looks like he's plotting something evil as he struts. Did anyone get vaporized after the show?
Adrien looks like a sad vampire lawyer puppy. His face is so wrong and yet I think he's hot. I'd definitely make him happy...again and again and again. :D
BACK OFF BITCHES!!! GARY IS MINE!!!!
The DD published the first news story I sent them!
http://www.dreamindemon.com/2012/01/16/police-say-woman-was-huffing-befo...
I'd retain Adrien as my 19th century vampire lawyer any day.
@ M.E.
*puts up fists and fights for Gary*
The mans still got it.
Going to the vet :(
"Adrien doesn't want to hurt people who can't help that they weren't born with a nose that makes you want to sit on it before yelling, "BLOW!" Adrien cares. "
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There's a client here waiting, so I had to cover my mouth and hide behind my counter so he wouldn't see me lose it with laughter.
I loves Vamps + I loves Adrien = win win :-)
I'll just ignore the lawyer part.
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"You're ugly and your fucking bag is ugly too."--John Galliano (allegedly)
"No woman should be deprived of peen....young, old, fat or skinny..there's someone out there who would fuck you." -Event Horiz
Who did Adrien hack off to go from Best Actor Oscar winner to this mess?
Flippin through the NY Times link, I see Joe Jonas with someone named Charlie Siem. Is this Joe's boyfriend? Waiting for blind item in 3, 2, 1...
http://runway.blogs.nytimes.com/2012/01/16/in-milan-never-dull/
Gary Oldman. Yes, I would, over and over and over.
Emile Hirsch?!?!? Modeling?!?!?!
Does Prada make kid sizes?
Question there is a job in Wisconsin, doing what I do but paying 7 to 15 more an hour than I get paid in NY! I just dont know anything at all about WI and is scary. Oh and the job is only 24 months, I have not applied yet but I am considering it.
"I will pee myself today and when someone asks, "what is that smell?", I will happily tell them Veluptuous by KK!" Urmomma
This should once and for all put to rest the idea that there are any straight actors in Hollywood.
Hahahaha! My first impression of the pic was that he was in costume to play an old-timey vampire.
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Douchechill!
Vampire Lawyers from 19th Century England... DAMN you are good, MK. You nailed it. LOL... All this line-up needs is Keanu. (Freshly bathed, combed, shaved Keanu)
-Einah
Willem Dafoe will always be on my Forever-Doable list.
Afghan Hounds are gorge...Adrien Brody not so much. :p
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.