Not since Westminster has an audience held their breath at the sight of a sharp as fuck Afghan Hound strutting on low-ply carpet with the air of confidence one gets when they know every bitch around them wants to sniff that ass. Over the weekend, Milan became hot piece central when Adrien Brody, Gary Oldman, Tim Roth, Emile Hirsch, Willem Dafoe and some other dudes walked in the Prada show. Yes, they all look like vampire lawyers in 19th century England, but what really matters is they look like HOT vampire lawyers in 19th century England.
Don’t mistake Adrien’s pained face for constipation. That is Adrien’s worried face, because he knows that his natural born Afghan Hound hotness is putting all of these hos (except for Gary) in the shadows. Adrien doesn’t want to hurt people who can’t help that they weren’t born with a nose that makes you want to sit on it before yelling, “BLOW!” Adrien cares.