No Invite, No Problem!

January 16, 2012 / Posted by:

When the lure of an open bar calls, Lindsay Lohan can’t resist and ignores a small technicality called not being on the list. “Where’s there’s a backdoor, there’s a way!” is Blohan’s officially life motto and she means that in more ways than one.

The NYDN says that on Wednesday night, the Weinstein Company threw a pre-Golden Globes party at Chateau Marmont and The Little Crackie Who Can wasn’t officially invited, but she got in by sneaking through the hotel’s back entrance. That Blohan. She’s like the Lucille Ball of the cokey set. This is just like that episode of I Love Lucy where Lucy got into an A-list Hollywood party by giving a hand and lick job to a catering waiter in exchange for his uniform and tray. LAUGHS! The source puts Blohan’s shenanigans like this:

On Wednesday the Weinstein Company hosted a pre-Globes party at the Chateau Marmont in L.A., and an insider says Lohan snuck in via the hotel’s back entrance. She then “made her way to the entrance for photo ops,” where the Weinstein firm’s Globe nominees, Jean Dujardin and Bérénice Bejo from “The Artist” and Kenneth Branagh and Michelle Williams from “My Week With Marilyn,” were being snapped. Bradley Cooper also showed.

You really sort of have to hand to this bitch. She has zero dignity to speak of, shame isn’t her friend and her “give a fuck place” in her brain has pretty much been eaten away by brown kitty litter she thought was coke in the raw. With those kind of attributes, why is she not running for the GOP nomination?! I’d vote for her, because then every cop car would have a stocked mini bar in its backseat and “F U” would count as a plea in a court of law.

Here’s Blohan at another Weinstein party last night giving us “Old Lady from Drag Me To Hell” chic and working every inch of that prolapsed rectum on her mouth. I bet when LiLo blew that air kiss, every cokehead started sniffing the air hoping that some of that shit in her nose made its way out too. Snort it while you can!

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