Narcissistic Old Queen vs. Narcissistic Old Queen
This is what old British cunt queen Elton John said on the GGs red carpet last night about going up against his arch rival Madge in the Best Song category: "Madonna hasn't got a fucking chance."
This is what happened a couple of hours later when the winner of Best Song was announced:
The OTHER old British cunt queen won and the look on Elton John's face was a thing of bitter beauty. It's like Elton inhaled the British queef (yes, she queefs with a British accent) Madge let out to make room for her bloated ego as she went on stage to gloat about beating him. Madge dropped a vagina fart on Elton's words and forced him to eat it. Elton wanted to strangle the smug fake Britishness out of Madge's tongue the same way her dress was strangling her chichis.
And Elton's mad face slowly got even more mad as Madge beat the Guinness World Record for saying the word ME approximately 45 million times in the span of 45 seconds. It was the highlight of the night for me, because I love it when old cunts fight. But it didn't stop there. Later last night, as Elton rage ate through a turkey drumstick that his chef sculpted to look like Madge (completed with charred turkey gristle arms), his husband David Furnish spewed more bitter bitchiness on Facebook:
"Madonna. Best song???? Fuck off!!! Madonna winning Best Original Song truly shows how these awards have nothing to do with merit. Her acceptance speech was embarrassing in it's narcissism. And her critisism of Gaga shows how desperate she really is."
This feud is almost better than watching your abuelita on your mother's side and your grandma on your father's side fight over the last piece of cake in a cup at your birthday party. You know, as much as I'd love to watch Madge and Elton slap each other in the face with pristine white gloves, I'm going to need Queen Elizabeth to hit both of them with her pocketbook to show these not knowing hos who the real QUEEN is. If Queen Elizabeth isn't available, then Quween on the Scene can step in for her.
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Her speech was ridiculous. Hope she didnt hurt herself while patting herself on the back ...droning on and on about how she was tooooo busy to do this song, b/c she's just so busy in every other area of her career and life. WHO GIVES A FUCK?! And to stand there and correct your own grammar. Please. Bitch, you're not articulate and the entire audience already knows it - so who are you trying to impress with proper grammar?
Elton ... get over it. She won this round. Although standing up there with that hideous dress on, while accepting an award for something you didnt really want to do in the first place ... isnt considered a win in my book.
Everytime someone calls that old hag Madonna a "bitch" or "cunt" I bet she wets herself...( in her case it might be pee) I H.A.T.E Madonna and her entitlment and how she said to Ricky come and do something about it although he has a wife. This whore thinks she is the shit but she looks fucking awful she is fug as hell and her body is a muscular nightmare. Madonna you are fucking loosing it and your dress looked taky and crap, yeah you are famous and rich but younger better versions of you are allready outthere. You are done, and your whole "Im such a cunt and a diva" schtick, shows how insecure you are you fugly rancid ho. She is so deluded she probably thinks every man wants her when really she isnt fuckable anymore wich is fine, but she needs to accept it.
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Submitted by Vern on Thu, 12/01/2011 - 10:52pm.
Wow Allesssssaaaandro McGosling.
I LOVED Madonna in the 80's. I wanted to look just like her (me & millions of other teenage girls lol). She was so fucking effortlessly cool. Then I lost interest in her around about the time of Ray Of Light (Ray Of Crap). Apart from the odd song (Music/Hung Up, etc) I don't like her music anymore. Her music in the 80's/early 90's was so fun and just made you wanna dance. Now like all the GaGa's, etc, it sounds like crap. Give me - Into The Groove, Lucky Star, Stay, Open Your Heart, Angel, Erotica, Secret, Sanctuary - anyday.
I've never been a fan of Elton's music. Just not my cup of tea.
Thought so paris. I didn't mean anything by it and it was just a turn of phrase I tend to use and people mostly speak here subjectively without presaging it with "in my opinion" of course, but I realised it wasn't the best choice of words after I wrote it. :)
FaloolaChong, I just called you out because you said "Fact" when you stated your opinion about Elton John. You are certainly entitled to not like his music.
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Always one more, you're never satisfied
Never one for all with you, it's only one for me
So, why draw the line? Meet you half the way
When you don't know what that means
I love how they are both acting as if they're the only two nominees and the others have no chance of winning.
Team NO ONE!
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@Shandi, Check out the link MK put in the post: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hC2XnBElBCQ
Neither artist was at their most gracious. And yes, I thought I heard Madge say something about him wearing a dress. Huh, WTF?
"The only money shot you'll get is a load of tears to the face." MK
So, here is my take on it.
When you are in show business, the people who are respected and who endure are the ones who, win or lose, put on a good, fake face, even when they KNOW their work is better than the ones who win awards.
Madonna, while being an insufferable bitch, won. End of story. For Elton John and David Furbush to act like nasty little cunts BEFORE and after the awards, shows how petty and unprofessional they really are. Say the shit to friends, etc, but don't publicly embarrass yourselves and try to embarrass someone else because your shit wasn't the winner. John used to be a fairly low key, decent guy, but as he has aged, he has become a nasty, bragging, cross old queen who thinks that every fucking note he writes is a masterpiece. He has had fallings out with Princess Diana, Donatella Versace and a host of others. Something is screwed up in his legendary mind that he always is attacking others.
NEWSFLASH ELTON- Not everything you have done the last 40 yrs is original and perfection, and had it not been for Bernie Taupin, you would have been nothing at all. Recycle Candle in the Wind a few more times, and STFU!
Madonna may not be uber talented voice wise, the most gifted musician, director, actress, BUT at least she is a self made woman who made the most of what she had to offer, and makes no apologies for who she is.
Sure, people can say what is on their mind and be outspoken, BUT when you are a celebrity, it is always nice to appear humble and a good loser, even if you aren't.
Elton is a nasty queen who needs an enema and put to bed.
I like Mary J's music, but I have less than zero respect for her as a person. She acts like an advocate for victims of domestic violence, and then goes and punches her husband in the face in a club. Shame on her.
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Ok, watched the whole clip. And while I agree that Elton's song was loads better than Madonna's, I did not see her gloating. She just accepted her award and thanked who she had to thank. Not a fan of Madonna, but I didn't see her do anything wrong here.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
So what I'd like to know is if she comments "Was he wearing a dress" about Elton's boyfriend, why isn't she slammed for such a homophobic comment?
I disagree. I think Madonna is an important musical artist. Maybe not in the conventional, singer-songwriter, Bob Dylan kind of way. But she was just as important as MJ in bringing about the MTV generation way of doing things (for better or worse). The music, selling it through visuals, choreographed concert tours, publicity to sell records, etc., she definitely had a hand in that. She's important because she set the tone for what girls are doing now (with the exception of digital sales and social media publicity, which happened after her peak).
Mary J isn't throwing shade; that's just New Yoker face! I can't tell you how many people say I look intimidating and mean when I'm not even feeling that way. You just don't walk around with a big shit-eating grin in the City for no reason.
(sn: Latifah has Jersey face....which is more a caught a whiff of something stank look)
Now Elton....ah, Elton is giving perfect bitchface!!! Love it!
Modelspiceboi, that is 100% correct. That's not an English accent at all. She just took elocution lessons. When I took vocal lessons as part of my theatre arts education, we learned to speak with an accent that had a similarity to an upper class English one.
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I was just getting sick of the sheer vitriol in reading those comments, it was all so one-sided.
Even many Madonna fans don't like her as a person any more since Kabbalah but I couldn't believe she'd be so hated that she was put behind bloody Elton! Hardly the nicest of people himself.
paris - personal taste, well of course. And I know his early 70s stuff is considered "classic" (certainly better than now) but not everyone loves Elton needless to say, even the good stuff. I also don't like Rod Stewart, considered a legend from that era. His (overplayed) music does nothing for me.
Most rock fans would baulk at Elton. Just as Elton fans would baulk at pop star Madonna. Apples and oranges.
Hysteria - as you'd also know talent isn't the be all and end all in music, that's a very short sighted way of looking at things and would mean you had a limited record collection.
Bob Dylan couldn't sing for shit, nor could The Beatles, Billie Holiday had a one octave range, yet was a great singer. And I'm not trying to align Madonna to those greats but they all have different things to offer. Talent and good music are hardly mutually exclusive.
I actually don't know who I despise more, Elton or Madonna. They are both spoilt, pampered, filthy rich narcissists. I guess that's why they clash, both of them want to be at the top and acknowledged as the best. Two ego's that big just can't get along. I hate them equally.
Just for the record, I've always thought Madonna was warmed-over shit. Far more style than talent.
Elton John's work, on the other hand, is roundly-recognized as being distinguished by true originality & talent, along with more than 50 top 40 hits and the best selling single in Billboard history.
Madonna can't hold a candle (in the wind,[AACK!]) to Sir Elton. imho.
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Elton John looks happy. Also a fan of this madman across the water.
Faloola, I adore Elton John's music. wth are you on?
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Faboola, that is a matter of personal taste. I love a lot of Madonna's stuff, and I love a lot of Elton's. I can name 10 songs off the top of my head that I ADORE of his.
so there.
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Always one more, you're never satisfied
Never one for all with you, it's only one for me
So, why draw the line? Meet you half the way
When you don't know what that means
Faloola, hey I love Elton's music. I don't like his newer stuff as much but I think his old stuff is great. I wasn't rooting for either one of these to get the award though. Actually, I didn't know any of the nominees.
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I can't believe people are suddenly all Team Elton on here just cause it's against Vadge. Bitch please, the hypocrisy is sickening. As if you would bother with him any other time.
And the fact he's being painted as the respected elder statesman of rock and Madonna a talentless bimbo who did nothing of merit is horseshit. Don't try and pretend she isn't a music legend either.
Fact is, Elton is and always was shit. He is no Bowie, he sung bland songs in an American accent (just as Madonna is being bashed here for the British accent) with hack lyrics by Bernie Taupin. One of his only good songs "Rocket Man" was just a lesser copy of "Space Oddity". He also prefigured Gaga by relying largely on cartoon gimmicks and outrageous costumes to draw attention away from his fug face.
You can attack her lack of talent or use of gimmicks, but at the end of the day Madonna had great songs, Elton didn't.
How many people did she have to PAY to BALL in order to get that award?
Cuz talent sure didn't have anything to do with it.
TEAM ELTON
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OMG, this dried up bitch makes me sick. her ego is out of control-- and that's saying something next to Sir (Lady) Elton.
And yeah, who the fuck fit her dress?? For someone who notably a control freak, she walked out of the house with her tits all squeezed up and out like that? Tacky, and it looked painful. She's a useless dried up old slut, and she needs to be put down.
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James Haven heard from a good source (his friend Banjo the head waiter) that Sir Elton had a bad case of the cranks from his Spanx and a bad case of gas from the black bean soup he guzzled down minutes before the ceremony started! Nasty!
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She can get all the awards she wants, but she is still cheap, tacky, untalented uneducated white trash from Michigan. And Elton needs to sit down. Enough already Mary.
She Stinks!
Youri she would of gladly bought a best director nom if that were true
I love how everybody goes on and on about her ego. Is she really that different from the rest of the people who sit in that room? And who cares that she gets the cold shoulder from the crowed? It's not a crowed I would want to be a part of either. Hollywood is like the "Popular kids" at high school, backstabbing, fake and utterly boring...I do think she bought that award though ;)
Just lurves when there is more to read than can keep up with here
On Elton John some remember when
Saratoga Steinway Elton John black turtleneck
That was all
Dementia is terrible
They we all gonna get it
Vadge and Elton should stage a make up for charity
Then do something isn't vain for a change
Assholes
Tho this must be granted
Madonna did look amazing
Have not heard song
How can a song win aint nobody heard?
Is this likevactree in the forest?
Song no one has evah heard wins Golden Globe?
Weinstein get on that Whydontcha
Hey girl
Madonnas I know does good works
Why not get busy on important shit bitch face?
"Doc, I don't want to fly anymore"
You'd think that with all their chart records, awards and financial stability, they would be happy. Why are both of them so damn miserable nowadays (and please don't use Gaga, Lambert etc. as excuses for their bad behaviour).
LOL everyone throwing her icy glares! I can't believe these fuckers care so much. It's the GGs ffs!
LOVE David's rant. Bitch, has no filter. Never doubted Elton's cunty-view on the matter, but serves him right for declaring she had no chance. Bet Madge wishes she still had Guy so he could screech for her too! But he reclaimed his balls & came to his senses.
And those interviews! Magically came to me... it was devine inspiration, magically emerged, a masterpiece...My, me, I...
FUCK YOU BITCH! You are not Michelangelo!
Ok, must.calm.down.now
"The only money shot you'll get is a load of tears to the face." MK
Elton turned into an old bitchy queen He is a total embarrassment to the gay community. Seems to forget he is a man. He act sleazy and classless. Madonna is a dirty old child molester. She is worse than him. At least he does not prey upon the young adult children of others. She is sick.
Submitted by IrishFury on Mon, 01/16/2012 - 12:09pm.
Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Mon, 01/16/2012 - 11:49am.
Imagine Lady Elton with her clothes off.....can anything be more hideous?
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Yes. You with your clothes off.
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LMAO!!!
I see Madge rehabbed from the replacement hip surgery! Bravo indeed.
Other than The Help has anybody seen any of those movies? How did Mary J not stomp both of those old cut farts?
But yea, Madonna did look pretty awesome last night, I gotta admit.
Also I worked on a commercial with Elton John last week and he actually was quite pleasant, even when this supper annoying flaming queen who was an extra came up to him he was very polite. A friend of mine told him the story about how her grandma used to live in his building and one time when she was 10 she went up and rang his doorbell but he wasn't home, he laughed and told her he still owns the apartment and to come by whenever.
She is a bore. NO hi to her kids - nothing - always her her her her her. ANd her stupid fucking voice. her dress - ugh - i really find her to be increasingly more irritating as time goes on. and btw - no one in that audience was pleased to see her up there. They didn't laugh, they didn't react, they sat there blank faced cuz they all hate her fucking guts. Her movie. Please.
I was a HUGE madonna fan in the 1980's. I have to say, I don't care anything about her now... but goddamnit she looks fabulous. Her plastic surgery settled. Her hair is beautiful (lindsay sluthan take note). That dress is DIVINE. And the cross necklace, a nod to her past. Rock on you testy bitch...
I'm glad that nasty old queen had to eat his words, but I agree it was really Mary J Blige who was robbed, not him. But Mary J ain't exactly warm n fuzzy at awards shows when she or her peeps don't win. I've seen her in many awards shows looking very bitter when she wasn't even nominated herself - I wish I could find some samples on YouTube.
Roidonna's acceptance speech was bloody painful partly due to the fact that she talked less about the song and more about the movie, which was not nominated, and also due to her overly-careful, overly-pronounced manner of speaking (I get why people think she's trying to sound English, but she's really just over-enunciating, as pointed out by modelspiceboi. There's nothing English about her accent.) In the end, the effect is the same - she obviously can't just relax and be normal. Someone else said "self-loathing" and I think that's more to the point.
I'd also point out that this is EXACTLY how GagGa speaks. Copy-cat, or just thew same kind of false attempt to sound intelligent?
Madonna always reminds me of a little kid trying to stay above water. If she didn't have the clout she has, she'd be taken down a notch or two or three.
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I don't care how cranky EJ has become, he's so much more fucking talented than "Vag" and I love him.
I think that Madge should have her arms covered- they are too dreadful looking to be exposed for everyone to see. And she is a narcissistic, vapid old cunt.
I didn't know there was DNA in my ass!
um..umm..um..umm..umm i want to thank me cause i'm so great - the whore that is madonna
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mary j was ROBBED
fuck you madonna & your hoity toity bullshit euro trash accent
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She was on Graham Norton this past week and I had to turn it off because she is so god awful. I never turn off GN. Normally his guests are relaxed and funny.
Whatever the hell "a pocketbook" is, I'm damn sure Her Majesty doesn't have one.
"No matter how cynical you become, it's impossible to keep up." - Lily Tomlin
Say what you about Michael Moore, but he embraces his roots (from Detroit). Madonna is self loathing AND a narcissist.
Madonna is an insufferable cow.
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Submitted by Cat Scratch on Mon, 01/16/2012 - 12:58pm.
Clearly, this is all about Elton defending Lady Gaga's honor which is lamer than lame.
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Amen. I find it hilarious he made Lady Caca his kid's godmother.
elton has become very cranky over the years. success, admiration, talent, wealth - and still not enough. how sad.
madonna has NEVER EVER been an important musical artist, period. she has the ambition, but not the talent.
As much as I love Elton and hate Madonna he needs to cut down on the Divatude and stop putting his foot in his mouth.
As far as Madonnas accent she's a poser. She had a very Michiganny accent and then she moved to NYC and talked with a heavy NYC accent even though she hadn't lived there long enough to talk like that. Then when she moved to Britain she took that on. There's nothing original or creative about Madonna which makes her attacks on Gaga all the more laughable.
Sincerely,
Alana Smithee
Glenn Close's fake smile was also priceless