Tuesday, January 17th 2012
Kelly Osbourne's Beauty Tip Of The Day
Does having jaundice got you down and has kept you from leaving the house out of fear that everyone will mistake you for a Lohan? Kelly Osbourne, seen here at the Art of Elysium gala thing, has your answer. Accentuate that jaundice, bitch! Just dye your hair a lovely shade of ash, mix together three drops Pepto-Bismol and a spoonful of Milk of Magnesia, smear that shit on your lips and BAM! Then when everybody at the party is trying to hook your face up to an IV drip full of nutrients, shoo their asses away as you let them know that it's all about the "Cosplay Grandma Simpson found washed up on the shores of a swamp after partying at an 80s disco all night" look right now and they better catch up. Jaundice is in!
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This bitch has no place judging fashion with that hair. She already looks just like Ozzy, which is bad enough.
what in the seven hells!!??
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Submitted by warmjuice on Tue, 01/17/2012 - 3:09pm.
What in Klingon hell?
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Don't put Klingons in this. They look better than the picture above.
*cuddles Michael Dorn doll*
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yucko, I think she's pretty, too, but find this hair color....odd.
I guess I'm the sad, lone dissenter in that I actually kind of like that hair color, and the first time around she had it a few years ago. I also, er... think she's pretty, and was ok with her when she was on the lighter end of chubby a couple years ago. Yeah, she has a big jaw... Maybe she should just go to Korea and get the works, on the jaw and the legs, etc. Although people would probably just bash her for that.
Is she trying to get on Fashion Police on BOTH sides?
If so, this trick has TOOK IT!
EPIC FAIL!
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The poster formerly known as Snow Owl formerly known as Nightowl!
If you squint, she looks like Gloria Steinem attending a Stonecutters meeting after stepping out of a trash compacter.
I don't mean that bitchy.
You can put lipstick on a pig, but it's still a pig. She is one ugly mofo. That granite jaw, that xxx melon head, that potato nose and those tree trunk stumps for legs. Terrifying. Normally I wouldn't pick on someone for being unfortunate looking but this bitch deserves it. She has a horribly spiteful and cruel personality. She is a bully who can give it but not take it. I just can't stand her.
I understand Kool Aid hair dye, but Tang bronzer isn't a good look on anybody.
Kelly is so unfortunate looking.
And she has no taste or sense of style.
How did this girl get the fashion police gig?
MY GOD. Is this what we have come to?
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Never question Bruce Dickinson!
How is this pathetic glo-worm even in the public eye? She has zero to contribute to anything and happens to be hideously unattractive.
she has waaaaaaay too much makeup on. whoever did that shit should be shot. but what the fuck is up with the hair? wtf! is it chic now to go around looking like you have the hair of a 70 year old?
Seriously, Joan needs to fire her ass. It's a joke to have her critiquing other people's fashion mistakes. Joan needs to get rid of Rancic too - was watching the GG episode of Fashion Police last night, and she was a particularly nasty shade of yellow.
This bitch has THE NERVE to judge others on Fashion Police! :-o
Beauty advice coming from someone who looks like her damn dad in drag?
When you are judging Fashion Police, and you look worse than the "Worst Dressed" category, specifically, Kelly Osborne, Joan needs to send Kelly on a one week suspension for worst outfit, worst hair and worst makeup.
Joan, step up to the plate and demand your people look FABULOUS.
I thought Kelly was bald each time she initially came on camera. I thought she had cancer.
Oh how I envy these people that can afford the best of the best, and they turn up looking like hobos.
Kelly jumped the shark.
Unforgivable fashion faux pas.
What in Klingon hell?
Grey hair comes soon enough. Why rush it Kelly??!!
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Wasn't this whole grey hair thing 2 or 3 years ago?
She was born on third base and thinks she hit a triple. Kelly is a huge hypocrite just like Donald Trump and Mittens Romney. None of them has ever worked a day in their lives due to their rich Daddies.
So... Ozzy works hard and does well... this is his legacy. That's nepotism in all its glory!
Perhaps they will rip her apart on fashion police as a ratings booster? Seems like everyone is having "accidents" these days to boost ratings.
I smell a pig.
She looked awful at the Globes in that blue number. Ill fitting, wrinkly and just generally ugly. How is it that anyone with minimally functioning eyeballs can see this and she cannot? If she weren't on Fashion Police, Joan would take her ass down stat.
she's had that awful color for a while now
She looks like she has jandice.
She had the nerve to say shit about Christina Aguillera?
Ugh. There is NO REASON for anyone other than Ozzy, to be famous in that family.
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Very innovative costume, suburban Princess Zombie.
woah, it's possible to look both yellow and orange. who would of thunk it
I hope this is a trend that both starts and ends now! Horrible on any level
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I do watch Fashion Police because I like to see the fashion people are wearing. Kelly bothers me because her friends are usually her nomination for best dressed - Madonna, Kim Kardashian, Kate Moss, Miley Cyrus - what does that say about her fashion sense and her choice of friends?
Since Lola is her "bestie", I wonder if she told this blue haired troll that grey is it! To teach her a lesson that she should hang with ppl her own age.
Sweetas is right, Hollyweird has become a parody of its trifling self.
I'm going to make a citizen's arrest on the fashion police... bitches.
And this mess has the nerve to have a job where she slams what people are wearing? Please.
I truly can't stand her. She had one good depeche mode sounding song, but now spends her time trying to be a fashionista. Yawn!!!
Pig...
This girl seemed like she had such potential to become a cool, intelligent woman when the Osbournes first aired. I found her obnoxious but there was hope. Now, she's everything she supposedly hated....and she's yellow. Ugh.
Fun fact: That's actually Sharon.
I find it fascinating really that both Kelly and Sharon looked like whack shit at the Golden Globes but god forbid Joan Rivers shitty show critiqued their own panel. How is this bitch even qualified to speak about fashion is what I want to know.
This spawn of a druggie rocker has no sense of style or fashion or glamour. No one on this earth should pay her any attenion.
Amen!
Is she wearing Bruce Jenner's lipstick?
http://dlisted.com/files/images/brucellakardashian.jpg
Submitted by TurtReturns on Tue, 01/17/2012 - 10:04am.
TRUE STORY:
Just now, while browsing Dlisted with my almost four year old on my lap, as we looked at the above picture, he says:
"Ew, she's gross!"
Further down, as we get to Betty White's picture:
"She's pretty. Is she a queen?"
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haha out of the mouths of babes. Too cute. He will no doubt be DList'ing in due time.
Don't put on make up in dim light or THIS happens. Best to do it in the brightest light possible.
What in the choir singer robe hell has she got on? She looks like Carrie's demented mother.
*ducks pig blood buckets*
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Submitted by EdDallas on Tue, 01/17/2012 - 10:42am.
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huh?? butterface?? Kelly Osbourne!?!? I dont think so, butterface means anything but her face..i.e everything but her face is hot in Kellys case NOTHING is hot, her legs are fucking hideous.
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Submitted by Vern on Thu, 12/01/2011 - 10:52pm.
Wow Allesssssaaaandro McGosling.
Alessandra, butter face comment was for fugs Melissa Rivers. Not this hep c looking mess!
Joan and Sharon are longtime friends. That's the only reason she's on there. I mean, look at Melissa Rivers. She's a fried-out, no-talent butter face with bolt-on tits and she's the executive producer of Fashion Police. Go figure??
I hope Joan reams her good!