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January 16, 2012 / Posted by:

Jessica Biel’s Saggy Third Tit at last night’s Golden Bore Awards!

Jessica Biel is keeping her lips shut to the rumor that Justin Timberlake finally shut her beg hole by slipping an engagement cock ring around her strap-on, but at last night’s GGs she let all of us know that she will be a bride someday soon by wearing a dusty wedding dress from the dried up bowels of 1984. But the best part of Jessica’s vintage David’s Bridal gown was that it made all of the voices in my head scream at the same time: SHE’S GOT A TRIO OF TITTIS! Jessica had saggy ass on her chest.

Well, since bitch is in that Total Recall remake, she probably wanted to pay homage to the Three Tit Hooker while making Marky Mark’s third nipple feel not so alone in this world.

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