That smile was soon gone when he came home from work early and found his wife, Snow White, asleep and 35 little used condoms under her bed. – jazzfish_77
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Okay. The child army has officially sucked all the hot out of Brad. – Caramel
So that’s how Ryan Seacrest manages to be in multiple places at once. – TheMar
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