MONEYBONG: Watch Brad Pitt Get Stuck In A Stoner Laugh Hole
Grab yourself a big bowl of Funyuns nachos made with melted Cheetos and Hamburger Helper, because this blooper from the Moneyball DVD of Brad Pitt laughing until tears come out of his ducts will probably get you contact high. Brad is laughing like he just got his virgin weed cherry popped by taking a looong hit. LIGHTWEIGHT! Bitch is laugh crying like me when I read that he's the frontrunner for the Best Actor Oscar. I bet bitch's doctor laughed like that the first time he went to do a testicular test and found nothing but a tattoo that read "Angelina Was Here."
As for why Brad's was caught in a HAHrricane, I'm sure the answer lies in the faces of the annoyed crew members who all made a mental note to never EVER let his weak ass take a hit from their blunt before a take. Amateur.
And here's the other half of Brangie making her Vein of Life be known while posing with Pedro Almodovar at a Golden Globes luncheon for the Best Foreign Film nominees.
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Pedro Almodovar is the sh!t
Angie has become a real lollipop head. Huge head on a tiny little neck. I cannot wait until her face starts to crack. Sick to death of looking at her. I think she will go from pretty to real ugly quick. Then she will decide she does care about being good looking and the plastic surgery will begin. Brad won't leave her because by then he will look like a crepey smelly nicotine mess.
I love this couple. It's great that they both are nominated on the same year, would love it if Brad would win then they would each have an Oscar, but I'm putting my money on Clooney. The Oscars will be a race between The Artist and The Descendants if last night was any indication of what's to come.
I am sick and tired of seeing those lips!
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Never question Bruce Dickinson!
Okay that Brad stoner laugh video was painful to watch. We've all been there though.
Ha, his laugh reminds me of a fuck buddy I used to have. Not the laugh I would have expected, but cute nonetheless.
I think Angie's preggo again. No reason to think that, other than her face looks a tad fuller in the pics I've seen recently.
I could watch Brad Pitt giggle all day. Also, I'd be just as giggly if I sat across from Jonah Hill, too.
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somehow i like him much better now.
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but, then again, what do i know?
First, she alledgedly lost weight because her mother died, then she supposedly starved herself to save the hungry children of this world. I'm not buying any of this. With Jolie it's all about Jolie. I'm not some jealous hater, just a woman who can see through another woman.
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What the others are here for, I don't know."
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Speaking of Hamburger Helper: I was once married to, oh, let's just say a good ol boy who makes Bo & Luke Duke look like Rhodes Scholars (don't judge, I was unaware of how deep his redneck roots ran).
Anyway, he had a brother-in-law that made my hubby seem like Christopher Hitchens. Uncle Ronny was his name & he just knew if he could scrape together about $5000-whichno way he could-- that he would be able to start a very successful restaurant in their one stoplight town that would serve NOTHING but Hamburger Helper. Ronny loves HH so much that he's convinced it would be a gold mine.
In fact, he's still up for it, if the financing could ever come through.
Oh, and he didn't quite graduate HS but he's also convinced that he could be a brain surgeon-- "with the right trainin' "...
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Sun, 01/15/2012 - 5:38pm.
Rooney Mara sure is dumb and dull in an interview. How did she ever make it in Hollywood?
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lots of casting couches cupcake.. lots of couches ;) i can't stand the twat and wish hollywood would stop shoving her down our throats.. im not impressed..
I think those forehead veins show because of Botox. Since their skin is so immobile, there is no natural movement to hide the veins.
Submitted by kikichanelconspiracy on Sun, 01/15/2012 - 6:29pm.
I need to get back my Deadwood collection from a friend. Thanks for reminding me.
Oh, the awards are starting. Anxious to hear who Ricky will mess with this year.
have y'allz seen her legs???? *runs away from comp and screams*
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
"YES! It is very good/ I was a HUGE Deadwood fan, and was devastated when it didn't come back (I ADORE Ian McShane!), so this has filled that void for me. It is really interesting with lots of action and interesting plot lines. Do give it a try."
You know how much I loved 'Deadwood', so that's good to know. Ironically, I loaned my series DVD of 'Deadwood' to the person who recommended HoW to me and he still hasn't watched it yet. It's been months!!
'Why are so many of the actresses wearing those headbands babies wear at the GG's?"
HEEE!! I think Michelle Williams is the only one who pulled it off, but that's probably because I love her.
What is the fucking HELL is Madonna wearing?! I just....can't. I can't even with that 'dress'.
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It hurts because you let your black heart beat for an asshole who can't even send you a "P.S. I'm about to fuck a hole that doesn't belong to you" text before fucking said hole that doesn't belong to you.
Angelina looked like she was to lose her stuff on the red carpet! Seriously, I was waiting for her to witch out. And do you think maybe Brad needed a little help with the stairs considering that he is injured? Bitch.
CT looked beautiful, as always. Her body is so amazing that she can wear anything.
Reese on now, she always looks cute.
Submitted by kikichanelconspiracy on Sun, 01/15/2012 - 6:08pm.
OH BLOODY HELL, STFU Angelina Jolie. Jesus, what a self-important slag.
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NO KIDDING!
Submitted by kikichanelconspiracy on Sun, 01/15/2012 - 6:02pm.
"I won't be watching later as tonight is the finale for Hell on Wheels, so gettin' my Globe viewing in now."
Evil, is 'Hell of Wheels' good?
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YES! It is very good/ I was a HUGE Deadwood fan, and was devastated when it didn't come back (I ADORE Ian McShane!), so this has filled that void for me. It is really interesting with lots of action and interesting plot lines. Do give it a try.
Why are so many of the actresses wearing those headbands babies wear at the GG's?
OH BLOODY HELL, STFU Angelina Jolie. Jesus, what a self-important slag.
Her hair and makeup looks really nice though. Her dress would much prettier if not for the red napkin tucked into the neckline.
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It hurts because you let your black heart beat for an asshole who can't even send you a "P.S. I'm about to fuck a hole that doesn't belong to you" text before fucking said hole that doesn't belong to you.
My MOM is watching this red carpet shit. I'm hiding on the computer.
I remember being hauled in to the principal's office with my best friend for God knows what shit we pulled, and he said to my friend
"You think you're the cock on the walk, huh?"
As soon as he said cock, we both fell to the floor pissing ourself's. good times.
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Screw you guys, I'm going home!
"Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Sun, 01/15/2012 - 6:01pm.
YAY Kiki is in da house!"
WHAT UP, GUUUURL?!?!?
I liked Charlize's dress. I think she WERQED it. I don't think it would have worked on anyone else though.
Btw, I love that Jonah Hill brought his younger sister. That is so sweet. Her excitement was really endearing.
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It hurts because you let your black heart beat for an asshole who can't even send you a "P.S. I'm about to fuck a hole that doesn't belong to you" text before fucking said hole that doesn't belong to you.
"I won't be watching later as tonight is the finale for Hell on Wheels, so gettin' my Globe viewing in now."
Evil, is 'Hell of Wheels' good? My buddy keeps trying to talk me into watching it, so I dvr'd a bunch of episodes (they had a marathon on NYD) and I couldn't get past the first ten minutes of the pilot. I'd be willing to give it another try since we're movie/tv/hotass men twins and all :)
Seacrest can stop with the 5'9 claims. Salma Hayek is three apples high and she's nearly as tall as him. Granted she's wearing heels, but that's heels, not stilts.
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It hurts because you let your black heart beat for an asshole who can't even send you a "P.S. I'm about to fuck a hole that doesn't belong to you" text before fucking said hole that doesn't belong to you.
YAY Kiki is in da house!
Charlize's dress was like it had a pale pink garbage bag on the side.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Sun, 01/15/2012 - 5:26pm.
I'm watching it too.
Sweetas, quick - your homegirl is being interviewed by Seacrest. She looks gorgeous, per usual.
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It hurts because you let your black heart beat for an asshole who can't even send you a "P.S. I'm about to fuck a hole that doesn't belong to you" text before fucking said hole that doesn't belong to you.
I don't like Angelina's dress on the red carpet. Like a white bandage with a streak of blood across the top. Too World War I nursey.
Jlange is up for a gg tahnite. && Madge is gonna present + snickering @ Gervais could be fun.
Edit.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
OT: Why are Kelly Osbourne, Katherine McPhee, and Nicole Richie attending the Golden Globes? Geesh and Kelly Osbourne looks like my Nana with that hair and dress!
Sofia V. looks great as usual. That's about all I've seen.
Rooney Mara sure is dumb and dull in an interview. How did she ever make it in Hollywood?
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Sun, 01/15/2012 - 5:30pm.
Evil...I can't belive you're actually watching! :(
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Well, I have the day off tomorrow and right now, there isn't much else on. I won't be watching later as tonight is the finale for Hell on Wheels, so gettin' my Globe viewing in now.
Submitted by louise_brooks on Sun, 01/15/2012 - 4:56pm.
Submitted by mike on Sun, 01/15/2012 - 4:50pm.
Oh my. :o
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Evil...I can't belive you're actually watching! :(
Dude...we've all been there!
GOLDEN GLOBE POST PLEASE MK!
So many fugly dresses and stupid comments to dissect!
He's annoying. Her profile pic is good.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Yup...Simon's Cat. He's the coolest!
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Aww .. i watched the entire Brad thing and found it endearing. there is nothing more weird and crazy than those times when you just can't. stop. fucking. laffing.
Angie appearing somewhere, meh. Almodovar, meh. MEH.
I know I won't be around to see Angie get really, really, REALLY old .. but the thought makes me believe in justice anyway.
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Submitted by VenusVibeTrap on Sun, 01/15/2012 - 5:09pm.
ha, i'd love to know what set him off. I remember in a college anthro class the teacher started talking about a "potlatch" and I started laughing and COULD NOT STOP. I kept thinking, what is that... where you latch onto some pot? dumb dumb dumb and it was so dumb that I kept laughing about it.
I don't care what any of you bitches say, he's hot, he's cute, he's sweet, he tries to extend himself, he's interested in more than just buying clothes and fast cars... and Angelina is too thin but still lovely. I like them together and I hope they stick it out. If for no other reason than to give the finger to the haters.
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Um, do you really want to go that way? Try your luck at Just Jared.
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"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"
Submitted by VenusVibeTrap on Sun, 01/15/2012 - 5:09pm.
I like them together and I hope they stick it out. If for no other reason than to give the finger to the haters.
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I hope they stick it out too...
They have 6 kids that didn't ask for the Pitt/Jolies as parents.
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Submitted by VenusVibeTrap on Sun, 01/15/2012 - 5:09pm.
I like them together and I hope they stick it out. If for no other reason than to give the finger to the haters.
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I hope they stick it out too...
They have 6 kids that didn't ask for the Pitt/Jolies as parents.
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Ok, that was funny. LOL! That's my soul-mate right there.
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That was cute! I SO WOULD HIT IT!
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Submitted by mike on Sun, 01/15/2012 - 5:09pm.
I caught the last two minutes of Salt yesterday (I'd turned to the channel because because Scream was about to come on). What self-important nonsense.
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I still can't believe it grossed as much money as it did. The title/character's name, the plot, all so contrived and predictable.
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"
I caught the last two minutes of Salt yesterday (I'd turned to the channel because because Scream was about to come on). What self-important nonsense.
ha, i'd love to know what set him off. I remember in a college anthro class the teacher started talking about a "potlatch" and I started laughing and COULD NOT STOP. I kept thinking, what is that... where you latch onto some pot? dumb dumb dumb and it was so dumb that I kept laughing about it.
I don't care what any of you bitches say, he's hot, he's cute, he's sweet, he tries to extend himself, he's interested in more than just buying clothes and fast cars... and Angelina is too thin but still lovely. I like them together and I hope they stick it out. If for no other reason than to give the finger to the haters.
Mangelina looks like some librarian here. So boring, and her hemline is a tad matronly, imo.
Uhm. I have to say Angelina looks good here. Like she showered and everything.
Them ain't yo funyuns!
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What kind of fuckery is this?
Yeah. I didn`t make it far into the video.
Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
Usually I love stuff like this, but he seems so boring & stupid it's not even fun.