Kelsey Grammer Is Going To Be Somebody’s Father For The Fifth Time

The latest woman to take the Grammer last time, Kayte Walsh Grammer, is a new ginger and she’s also got an adorable blank check baby growing in her uterus (Connected? I think fucking so!) Kayte miscarried in 2010, so this time Kelsey’s rep waited until her second trimester to announce to the world that he’s about to add a future member of his Child Support Club. People puts it like this:

This will be the fifth child for the Boss star, 56, and the first for Walsh Grammer, 32.

Grammer is already dad to son Jude, 7, and daughter Mason, 10, with Camille Grammer, Greer, 19, with Barrie Buckner, and Spencer, 28, with Doreen Alderman. He’s also grandfather to Spencer’s son Emmett, 3 months.

Five babies with FOUR baby mamas? Who does Frasier think he is? My dad? No, Frasier is nothing like my dad. My dad’s idea of paying child support was buying me a factory defected acid wash jean jacket from Miller’s Outpost. (Not-So-Fun Fact: My arch rival at SCATS, a gymnastics place and not a donkey punch emporium, stole that jacket from me in the locker room.) Anyway, congrats to Kayte for securing herself a child support check when her marriage eventually ends in a minute or so. Hopefully, Kayte names her baby CamilleYourChildSupportChecksJustGotSmallerBitch Grammer.