Sinead O’Connor’s On-And-Off Marriage Is Off Again

January 13, 2012 / Posted by:

In case you’re wondering, a 5-second-long marriage to a drug counselor can’t survive a honeymoon at the crackhouse, an overdose and hate from “evil” Irish journalists. Not even butt fucking until your rectum rips like a picture of the Pope can fix all of that. Sinead O’Connor wrote on her website last night that her marriage to Tenhead McHateDrugs is completely over this time and the only companion she needs in her life is an anal balloon pump. Here’s a piece of what Sinead wrote:

Ireland is a very fucked up country. Certain sections of our media are pure evil. These people, along with others caused enormous damage deliberately and maliciously to my innocent flower of a husband, purely because he was with me. And so his association with me became something very bad for his life. And slowly since we were married I became very ill as result of what was done to my husband and i was unable to cope. And became depressed..

The behaviour of one particular paper resulted in very serious damage to my husband and myself personally and consequently made the marriage untenable so that it is now over and I hope the media will kindly leave the poor man alone to get on with his life.

I will never again associate myself romantically with anyone as I could not bear to see these things done again to someone I love.

I have been told by the one paper who tried to destroy my husbands job that it is entirely my fault they did as I don’t just shut up and sing.

Well guys.. I’m gonna be me. And if anyone doesn’t like that they can seek therapy. Because I am wonderful. Exactly as I am. As Bridget Jones would say. And I shall continue being me. If being me means certain Irish media will try to destroy my romantic life.. So be it.. I have ten fingers and a number of toys (not really the toys.. But need them now so maybe u cud all post me some!)

Sinead also wrote that she’s taking her meds again and a psychiatrist told her that she’s not bi-polar. So the ex Mr. O’Connor can go back to his pre-Sinead world and every now and again think about how he helped her realize that the brown in difficult brown is really the Irish media. But for real, who knew the Irish media was that damn gangsta. Those bitches can destroy marriages and ruin lives in just a couple of weeks. Hmmm. Can’t they remove their shank from Sinead and point it toward something that’s actually made of pure evil. You know, like the Kardashians. It’s the least Ireland can do for giving us Bono. We’ll call it even!

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