Before your ass even asks, yes, this is what my family gatherings look like. And yes, the hot piece in the blue-kini is playing the part of my drunk tia. But unlike the hot piece in the blue-kini, my drunk tia keeps sexy posing through the concussion. Tip of the day: Never let anything press pause on your sexy posing, even a brain hemorrhage.
And thankfully, no sexy posing tias were fatally harmed in the making of this video.