Monday, January 16th 2012
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For January 13th!
That smile was soon gone when he came home from work early and found his wife, Snow White, asleep and 35 little used condoms under her bed. - jazzfish_77
Runners-up:
Don't judge me, you hardly gnome-e. - P-Money
Okay. The child army has officially sucked all the hot out of Brad. - Caramel
So that's how Ryan Seacrest manages to be in multiple places at once. - TheMar
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Congrats, all! Awesome captions today.
Congrats, jazzy! Congrats to runners-up P-Money, Caramel, and TheMar! All very funny!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Jazzy, you sexy beast!!!!!!!!
Ha ha ha, Congratulations to P-Money, Caramel, and TheMar! Great captions!!
Thanks, MK!!! Thanks everybody!!
omg, you all nailed it! LOL! greatjob!
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Screw you guys, I'm going home!
Hi-Ho-ho-ho Jazzy!!!
Congrats Trolls!
*chanting as always*
"I feel the burn it must be Vern" PERKY 2011
Congrats jazz and P-Money, Caramel and The Mar - I thought all of them were hysterical!! Great job!!
Yay, jazzy!! Congrats to all the wiiners! Funny stuff.
Yay jazzy! RU's were funny too. Congrats!
Pfft. Another year, another Vatican choirboy initiation. You'd think they'd know by now why the pope is smiling.
Even after reaching puberty, when she started wearing billiard racks on her chest, Suri enjoyed spending time with the 37 "daddy" clones that took turns posing with "mommy" in public.
Despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary, Clyde insists that Santa Kardashian is really his father.
Despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary, Clyde insists that Santa Kardashian is really his father.
The Russian tanker captain realized he made a grave navigational error when he arrived in Gnome with oil for the locals.
The audience at Sarah Palin's "G"Nome, Alaska town hall meeting was pretty much what I expected.
A tsunami warning is issued after someone mistakenly hooks up the hose.
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Fakers are everywhere: http://tinyurl.com/2764l4z
The Travelocity Garden Gnome follows in the steps of Michelle Duggar and creates his own child army by embracing the Quiverfull movement.
Gnome collector or gnome kidnapper? It's all a matter of perspective.
High ho, high ho, Dopey's been doing too much Blow.
I cannot think of something funny to say about this large garden gnome and his little side-kicks but I recall fast-tracking myself to sixer "whilst" a Brownie by being willing to take on the Gnomes, as opposed to waiting to lead Sprites, Fairies or Pixies. I tried to not feel as dorky as this guy looks.
I thought I took bad pictures but I've never taken it to the extent of the "My Left Leg Always Looks Like It Has Been Amputated Beneath The Knee" choir
"Peter Pan wannabe just wore a green suit. I brought an orchestra! RECOGNIZE" he typed as every.single.sane.person unfriended him
Desperate, Newt Gingrich rallies his utmost supporters for one last campaign rally.
When the fudge arrives, we'll begin floating the biscuits.
Do not argue, for it is foretold that one day you will leave the flower garden. You will shave off your beard and keep your hat in it's box, and you will be the most famous of us all. Keep this photo and remember us always when the world turns to you young Katie Couric.
When Elton announced that he was going to the garden to get plastered, David Furnish thought for sure the love of his life had relapsed. Little did he know that the truth was far worse...
Michelle took this photo of Jim Bob Digger and all the little Diggers.
Poor deluded Elton has never quite been same since the whole "Gnomeo and Juliet" fiasco.
For two easy installments , you too can have your own set of Duggar Gnomes. Michelle Duggar Gnome sold separately
Now the nice man says he's come to fiddle with us but he's forgotten his instrument.
Gnomebody knows the trouble I've seen, gnomebody knows my sorrow..
See, it's Carrot Top's brother who's the STRANGE one.
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I don't want anybody else when I think about you, I gnome myself.
Proof that everyone, even Jennifer Aniston, has a soul mate out there.
Gnome matter how you slice it...
They gnome-inated him "the large special silent triagle player who shall remain silent and not look at us "
Charlie Sheen admits defeat, If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.
Rick's last whereabouts: ungnome.
Hail! lost traveler,
Ye must solve a riddle to pass.
Which o' these fine lawn ornaments,
Hath not yet bugger'd me ass?
The new Snowhite porno doesn't open until Tuesday, but people are already camped outside the theatre.
OR
Not even the Enchanted Forest Little People's Orchestra is safe from affirmative action legislation.
OR
"Stay alert men! There's a giant on the loose who'd love to make a meal out of a few gnomes and rumour has it he's a master of disguise!"
OR
Proof positive that joining a band won't always make it easier for you to get laid.
Kathy lee taught Cody well.
Oh look! He has one more child than the Duggars!
Disney got it wrong. There were actually 8 dwarfs; Dopey, Sneezy, Happy, Sleepy, Grumpy, Bashful, Doc and Duggar.
I've heard of Irish twins, but this is fucking ridiculous.
What happens in the North Pole stays in the North Pole.
That Miracle-Gno is some potent shit.
You know, I think the folks at the Home Depot Lawn and Garden section are just enabling his LSD habit.
Bubble farts above those gnomes read, "Not right bitch. This just ain't right."
Gnomebody knows Khloe Karsashians pain like Seamus McOneothesethingsisnotliketheotherones.
Looks like Tommy Girl never roams alone.