QOTD: Madge Tugs At Lady CaCa's Wig

Over a year ago, Lady CaCa snuck into Madge's archives, discovered a deformed twin conjoined to "Express Yourself," gnawed it off with her teeth, dragged it away and then adopted it as her own after naming it "Born This Way." Madge never really commented on it until Newsweek asked her about it during a recent interview. It's best if you imagine Madge saying it in her faux British accent before using her gloved hand to wipe away the cunt venom from the tips of her teeth:

"I thought, this is a wonderful way to redo my song. I mean, I recognized the chord changes. I thought it was…interesting."

YAAAAASSSSS! Like I've said a billion times before, MEMAWS ARE NOT THE ONE! Now if we can only get Madge and CaCa into the same bathroom. Then we can all laugh until our popcorn tubs fly out of our laps from watching one of their wigs go into the shit can:

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Submitted by TexnDoc on Sat, 01/14/2012 - 5:02am.

<"Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Fri, 01/13/2012 - 9:20am.
We liked Neely and Helen , but Anne was just a stink-fish.">

Hee hee. Barbara Parkins. She really was strikingly 1960s beautiful but didn't age well. At the time she was a big "Peyton Place" TV star and actually received top billing.

Submitted by justincase on Sat, 01/14/2012 - 2:16am.

Lol. Madge is a ridiculously successful copy-cat out of things to copy. Wahhhhhhh!

Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Fri, 01/13/2012 - 7:50am.

We liked Neely and Helen , but Anne was just a stink-fish.

Submitted by HangryHippo on Fri, 01/13/2012 - 7:23am.

agreed. move on. gaga has ridiculous popularity and there's not much madge's bitchery is going to do about it

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noooooo, is the shitty copying rant on again???

for god's sake!!! there hasn't been ANYTHING completely new in the world of art for the past 50 years, and there NEVER WILL BE!!! because everything had already been here before!!!

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Submitted by Datura on Fri, 01/13/2012 - 7:00am.

Madonna was clever to wait until Gaga's popularity started waning before verbally kicking her in the crotch bone.

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Submitted by Dog on Fri, 01/13/2012 - 6:14am.

Valley of the Dolls. Loved the book but never once saw the movie and after seeing that clip, I don't intend to.

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Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Fri, 01/13/2012 - 6:07am.

OMG I love some Dolls. It's been sooooo long since I've seen it and totally forgot that hussy Dionne Warwick was on the soundtrack.

Submitted by Rdeadline on Fri, 01/13/2012 - 5:48am.

The difference between them is hacks borrow (lady gaga) and genius steals (Madonna).

Submitted by bitchSpray on Fri, 01/13/2012 - 5:38am.

noooooo, is the shitty copying rant on again???

for god's sake!!! there hasn't been ANYTHING completely new in the world of art for the past 50 years, and there NEVER WILL BE!!! because everything had already been here before!!!

so what's the point of all this crap?

Submitted by letinstar on Fri, 01/13/2012 - 5:26am.

madonna should be tugging at gaga's tuck and seeing what pops out...when that happens, call me and i'll be interested..
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Submitted by jelliebean on Thu, 01/12/2012 - 11:36pm.

I did stay up and watch this movie. It is so great.

Submitted by hoganbcmj on Thu, 01/12/2012 - 10:59pm.

This is all for show anyway. Gaga has acknowledged the similarities between the two songs and claims she was in touch with Madge's people and everybody was okay about it. Heck, she even dresses up as Madonna at the end of the bloody video. And the two of them have already been friendly when they did that SNL sketch together.

So there's no story here, except for the fact that Madonna has a movie and a record coming out and she knows talking about Gaga will get her attention. Don't be played, people.

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Submitted by Whatever on Thu, 01/12/2012 - 10:02pm.

Madge has one heck of a nerve considering she copied many artists and old Hollywood style. Pot calling the kettle on this one.
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Pot calling the kettle black indeed. How many artists did Madonna rip off back in her day and stole styles from? Quite a number of people she did that too and then got credit as if they were her own original ideas when everyone could see clearly where and who she got them from. I have been sick to fucking death of Madonna and her overexposure since the early 90's which was actually way worse back then than Gaga's attention is now and we didn't even have the internet then.

That said, why do people bother ripping off other people's songs for? Was this intentional or an accidental inspiration? I don't know which one it was but if I were Gaga and had noticed the comparison I think I would've changed the song up a bit just to avoid that..

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Submitted by shandi on Thu, 01/12/2012 - 8:51pm.

So where did that little wrestling clip come from and what is it?

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it's an SNL skit from when Caca hosted, i believe. (after years of stalking, my first post... woo-hoo!)

Submitted by Whatever on Thu, 01/12/2012 - 8:32pm.

Madge has one heck of a nerve considering she copied many artists and old Hollywood style. Pot calling the kettle on this one.

Submitted by jelliebean on Thu, 01/12/2012 - 8:12pm.

Damn this site, I have to get off, it's my dope. Now I'll probably stay up all night watching this movie

Submitted by literarylioness on Thu, 01/12/2012 - 7:59pm.

I'm no Vadge fan by any means, but she is FAR more interesting than Lady GooGoo. Lady GooGoo is a totally snore no matter how many meat dresses she wears.

Submitted by TheBrazilliant on Thu, 01/12/2012 - 7:57pm.

Submitted by dementa on Thu, 01/12/2012 - 9:23pm.
Am I the only person who can't hear the similarities between those two songs?

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Submitted by TheBrazilliant on Thu, 01/12/2012 - 7:56pm.

Submitted by Dog on Thu, 01/12/2012 - 5:55pm.
Wait. When the song first came out, didn't Gaga say something like Vadge approved and didn't Vadge back her play? I KNOW I read that in several places.

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Caca received an email signed by Madge's staff with some form of approval to her Born This Way mess, and then Caca quickly ran her mouth on an interview and said Vadge approved, desperate to add some cred to her rip-off song. Then Vadge's PR machine issued statements like "we never sent any emails to Lady Caca", therefore invalidating any approval that Caca once thought she had. So, either Caca was trolled by someone pretending to be connected to Vadge or Vadge played her like a violin and made a fool out of her in the end. In any case, even though I kinda despise Vadge, I have to admit that Caca can't hold a candle to her when it comes to being an utter and unabashed calculating cunt.

Submitted by jelliebean on Thu, 01/12/2012 - 7:54pm.

Aahahhahahah Memaws are not the one, I think MK said this about Joan Collins too, Madge is walking in her kitten heel footsteps.
I wonder if Gaga will cunty up when her memaw time comes?
I own a first edition copy of the book Valley of the Dolls, it's one of my faves.

Submitted by dementa on Thu, 01/12/2012 - 7:53pm.

Am I the only person who can't hear the similarities between those two songs?

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Submitted by shandi on Thu, 01/12/2012 - 7:21pm.

So where did that little wrestling clip come from and what is it?

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Submitted by Chola_ on Thu, 01/12/2012 - 7:13pm.

This would've been better if Madge shut this hoe down 24-48 hours after Caca erroneously claimed that that dumbass song was inspired by Whitney Houston 12 MONTHS AGO!!! Madge can have a seat.

Submitted by TexnDoc on Thu, 01/12/2012 - 7:01pm.

What tree? The Valley of the Dolls tree!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CldO35qARF0

Submitted by Gardening Girl on Thu, 01/12/2012 - 6:58pm.

Ummmm...what tree?

Submitted by TexnDoc on Thu, 01/12/2012 - 6:52pm.

<"Submitted by Newportjoey on Thu, 01/12/2012 - 8:16pm.
Patty Duke never looked as good for the rest of her life (oh...she's not dead yet)! I wondered how Helen sang that damn tree planting song without getting a concussion from the mobile on the stage.">

Wasn't that the best ever? "I'll plant a TREE and it's MY tree and my tree will GROW....." And the mobile was covered in dust and fingerprints.

Submitted by Tatiana on Thu, 01/12/2012 - 6:47pm.

I like that Madge didn't pretend she thinks the songs don't sound alike, or some shit like that. They are practically identical so that would have been eye-rollingly silly and an obvious attempt to kiss Gaga's butt.

I think Gaga has a lot more talent that Madge, but oddly, I am sick of Gaga in a way I never got sick of Madonna. Probably because there was no Internet, and way less pop culture mags and TV shows, during the vast majority of Madge's mega-popularity, and we didn't see pictures of her in goofy outfits fifty billion times.

Submitted by Newportjoey on Thu, 01/12/2012 - 6:46pm.

Patty Duke never looked as good for the rest of her life (oh...she's not dead yet)! I wondered how Helen sang that damn tree planting song without getting a concussion from the mobile on the stage.

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Submitted by TBH on Thu, 01/12/2012 - 6:49pm.

I don't even like Madonna but she's right. Also gaga can't lie or at least keep her lies straight. First she said that Madonna approve, then we find out that Madonna never approved. Finally gaga claims that BTW is not Express Yourself, so why the hell did she say Madonna approved? Why would Madonna approve of a song that by gaga's own claims are not the same.

Submitted by lovelylaney on Thu, 01/12/2012 - 6:38pm.

Love love love Valley of the Dolls! Have the torrent and I play it often when I'm bored in the late night hours! Also love the gif MK, couldn't take my eyes off of it! :) I would pay extra to see Madonna give her the elbow to the beak.

I like Madonna when she's extra bitchy, sorry folks :) And I hope this breaks CaCa's heart and she actually does flame up on a bed like her crappy Bad Romance video.

Submitted by humans_off_earth_now on Thu, 01/12/2012 - 6:31pm.

Everybody remembers Sharon Tate and Patty Duke from that movie, but Susan Hayward damn near stole the whole picture, or at least every scene she was in. Too bad she didn't play it with her real-life Brooklyn accent. I always thought Neely did her big favor trashing that stupid wig.

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As for Vadge and Gaga, dunno. Team Neither. At least people remember Vadge's slew of great 80s records, Gaga's stuff (so far anyway) isn't anywhere near that league of greatness.

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Submitted by Rdeadline on Thu, 01/12/2012 - 6:25pm.

I'll plant my own tree...

Submitted by IsMikeHuntThere on Thu, 01/12/2012 - 6:24pm.

Great movie.

Submitted by Dirk Diggler on Thu, 01/12/2012 - 6:01pm.

They should remake Valley of the Dolls and cast Madge as Helen Lawson.

Submitted by SANS FARDS on Thu, 01/12/2012 - 5:58pm.

I think I hear Gaga sharpening her hydrangea stem shank.

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Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Thu, 01/12/2012 - 6:59pm.
Can't stand Madonna, never have liked the bitch. Like all of her shit wasn't copied from someone else
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Thank you. This is like the pot calling the kettle black. Madge has ripped off plenty of song and parts of the gay culture. Who is she to think she is the queen of originality? (Which she isn't and her acting stinks!)

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Submitted by LilyCat on Thu, 01/12/2012 - 5:44pm.

I never would have seen any similarities in those two songs, I swear. Whatever.

Submitted by mike on Thu, 01/12/2012 - 5:35pm.

I don't really care for either of them, but currently Madonna is the lesser (or at least the less over-exposed) of the two evils.

Submitted by Arlene Machiavelli on Thu, 01/12/2012 - 5:30pm.

That's sexy.

Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Thu, 01/12/2012 - 5:29pm.

Can't stand Madonna, never have liked the bitch. Like all of her shit wasn't copied from someone else, and like Gaga, she can't sing.

Submitted by Who Datt on Thu, 01/12/2012 - 5:25pm.

Finally! It's ON, bitches!! Madge takes *no* prisoners when wronged! Over to you, Stefani!

Submitted by Youri on Thu, 01/12/2012 - 5:00pm.

Well she's just stating the obvious...

Submitted by BernardProfitendieu on Thu, 01/12/2012 - 4:58pm.

Susan Hayward looked better without the wig.

Patty Duke is too short to pull off an outfit like that.

Submitted by The Machine on Thu, 01/12/2012 - 4:54pm.

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Submitted by swarm-of-locusts on Thu, 01/12/2012 - 6:04pm.

Grandma Maddy is throwing shade like the mighty oak. LMAO!
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Submitted by christine the hoff on Thu, 01/12/2012 - 4:42pm.

God, that movie! the overacting! the booze! the pills! they don't make em like that anymore.
fuck madonna and gaga , I'm gonna go to youtube and watch that movie.
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Submitted by sonah22 on Thu, 01/12/2012 - 4:41pm.

Hahahaha! Love it. Gaga=too soon to copy Madge.
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Submitted by ritzyroxie on Thu, 01/12/2012 - 4:36pm.

Go Madge! But, I mean, she's fifty four years old. Time to act like an adult, bitch. And god, that movie is flawless.

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