Open Post: Hosted By The Return Of Golden Voice

January 12, 2012 / Posted by:

When we last left the homeless man turned Internet star with a voice that lined everyone’s ear holes with gold velvet, he had quit rehab and shit was not looking good. But Entertainment Tonight caught up with Ted Williams on the anniversary of day he was born on the Internet and gave us some good news. Golden Voice is completely off the crack, has a job and lives in a big condo with his girlfriend. The Internet actually did something good! Although, the Internet can continue to do good by sending his Nancy Grace-ish girlfriend some hair shears, because no girlfriend of Golden Voice should be cutting her bangs with nail clippers.

via Reddit

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