Mr. & Mrs. Smith Go To Washington

January 12, 2012 / Posted by:

In the halls of the White House yesterday afternoon, Nivea’sDon’t Mess With My Man” blared from Michelle Obama’s glamour headquarters as she slathered her face in Vaseline, put on her heaviest rings, stuck razors in her hair and chose the perfect pair of shoes to easily rage out of if need be, because Snagyomangelina Jolie was coming to visit President Obama.

With a boost from Joe Biden (he just happened to be strollin’ by), a pap was able to stick their lens over the fence and get pictures of Angie and some hobo hipster visiting Obama in the Oval Office. No, Angie wasn’t there to propose a No Tax On Condom Heels Act or Maddox’s Ban Beanie Babies Law. Angie was there as a UN Goodwill Ambassador to talk about highly important world issues, durr. And I’m sure Michelle stood in the corner with a “No Hollywood Trick Is Going To Marilyn Monroe Away My Man” smirk on her face.

Click here if these heart-stopping pictures just aren’t heart stopping enough for your ass and you need to see them in moving form.

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