Hot Slut Of The Day!
Hazel Jones, a 27-year-old British woman who went on national television to confess that when she was 18 she found out that she has two vaginas! Siamese twat! The vagina has two faces! Twat Falls Idaho! The Lori & Reba of pussies! Etc.. etc...
On ITV's This Morning yesterday (brought to us by esteemed journal of EVERYTHING that is The Daily Mail), Hazel told hosts Holly and Phillip that she went through most of her life with a double the fun coochie and thought all girls had two like her. When she was a teenager, she even asked one of her friends which hole the tampon goes into and the conversation became so damn confusing that she walked away thinking the tampon is supposed to go up her ass. Holly shouldn't be embarrassed about that. Who hasn't as a teenager gotten drunk on the Tia Maria they stole from their mother's secret alcohol stash in the garage and sat on the bathroom toilet thinking what it would be like to have ass sex with a tampon? Who hasn't turned that thought into a reality and quickly realized they shouldn't have pulled that shit (emphasis on that) out and just left it up there for a medical professional to discover twenty years later during a prostate exam. We all have!
Hazel didn't learn that not all ladies have twin twatties until one of her boyfriends pointed it out to her. That must've been a fun conversation. "Um, Hazel, why are two frustrated and unsatisfied baginas frowning at me instead of one?" After Hazel's boyfriend lovingly told her that her chocha looks like a Double Double, she went to the doctor and found out that she's got two vaginas, two uteruses and two cervixes. Hazel also had to lose her virginity twice to really make it count.
Well, it's nice to know that the power of dual vaginas and two servings of uterus fell into the right hands. If it happened to Michelle Duggar, we'd all be fucked and Arkansas would become the new China.
And if you're wondering why Hazel went on television to tell everyone that she's got a double door vagina, wouldn't you?! If I had a no-no-no-no, I'd be shouting it from every TV show. Correction: I don't think I'd be shouting it from every TV show, because I don't think I'd leave me house if I was able to fap with a rubber horseshoe.
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The problem is that cancer can strike before you're 25, or even 21: Woman, 23, died of cervical cancer because doctors said she was too young for a smear test".
There are some things that preventive care is good for, and early pap smears is one of them.
Ewww! I googled 2vaginas and there are pictures! I am now traumatized! : ' (
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To all of those outside the US who explained their healthcare system and gynie practices - THANK YOU! It's always good for us in the US to get schooled on what goes on outside our borders.
I also have to add for the record that I'm jealous as hell of this chick. Two vaginas? Damn. Double the pleasure nerve-endings? Double damn.
Where do I sign up?
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Submitted by shandi on Thu, 01/12/2012
What was the black thing on his cake? I could not even fathom a guess.
Submitted by tojo on Thu, 01/12/2012
I tried to figure it out and just pretended it was a penis.
Here in canada, where we have public health care, I get my pap smears from our general practitioner so a gynecologist is a specialist you visit when there is trouble. Cancer is still detected, no delays.
Plus a visit is only after you are sexually active our if you have an issue to deal with.
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have i stumbled into a daily mail thread about the british health care system? i'd rather deal with the nhs than an american health insurance corporation!
Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 01/12/2012 - 9:38am.
It's not a Rich Person Privilege - it's basic health care. I'm pretty sure insurance pays for one well-woman visit per year. And Planned Parenthood has a sliding scale payment system if you can't afford otherwise.
preventative and comprehensive healthcare should be a basic human right, but the fact is that if you've got insurance coverage that pays for exams and birth control, you're privileged. planned parenthood is wonderful but it isn't available everywhere and funding for women's reproductive health is constantly under attack. if certain people had their way planned parenthood would cease to exist and where are women going to go then?
p.s. DUH!
I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.
I guess she slept through health class?
I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.
"If it happened to Michelle Duggar, we'd all be fucked and Arkansas would become the new China."
Thanks Michael K. I actually DID a spit-take and laughed soup out my nose on that. It takes a lot to get me to do that, but you did it. Damn you funny man!
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Just to clear things up - they look normal externally and quit blaming the patients or parents: you'd be very wrong to think a patient with this could not possibly have been having paps routinely and the condition not detected. A rushed gyn or PA just doesn't notice Door #2 because the opening may be collapsed or smaller and "everything" has been going in and out of Door #1 for years.
As a few others have explained on here it wouldn't have been picked up by doctors because in the UK we don't have regular gynae check ups and smears until we are 25 (in Wales it is 21). No one, and I mean literally no one goes to the doctor for a check up just because they have started having sex or are 16 or what ever, you would only go if you thought there was a problem. If you made an appointment with your doctor just for a check up you would be seen as a time waster and the doctor wouldn't be best pleased.
You can't just make appointments to see gynaecologists as well, you have to be referred by your doctor to see one in a hospital, and you can only see one if you have a problem and the doctor can't treat/diagnose it. You can go to sexual health clinics and walk in centres and get checked and tested for STIs there if you want, but it doesn't involve having a smear test. You get sent a request for them every three years after you turn 25.
So most people will never have even been examined by any health professional down there until they are 25, it's just not seen as necessary. Most of us go to regular dental checks though once a year, that's definitely seen as necessary by most people.
She should donate one of them to Phillip Scholfield then he could stop pretending to be straight.
"No matter how cynical you become, it's impossible to keep up." - Lily Tomlin
her chocha looks like a double double (mmm InnOut Burger)
Arkansas would become the new China
If I had a no-no-no-no-no
fap with a rubber horseshoe
MK this is my favorite post of the new year, hilarious.
And how could she not find this out herself?? Hellooo dooownn there.
Think of the possiblities: porn, popularity, drug mule superstatus, extra pouch for a lipstick...
And please, NO pics of this!
THIS is not the kind of personal information I'd advertise.
I went to school with a girl that was born with no open vagina and this was discovered when she was born by the nurses/doctor that examined her. They also check the anus to make sure that is not closed off, either. So how did this double vagina go unnoticed when she was born?
Ok, so I might never be able to watch "The Mirror Has two Faces" again...
I was wondering what a double vagina looked like. This post cleared it up for me.
Didn't a woman come out and said the same thing a while ago? I wonder if she got offers to do porn?
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The poster formerly known as Snow Owl formerly known as Nightowl!
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 01/12/2012 - 8:27am.
so like a bowling ball???
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Oh good lord!!! hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!
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Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 01/12/2012 - 9:38am.
Agreed. I worked for an OB/GYN for 5 years...he generally said 18 or first becoming sexually active.
I'm surprised any doctor wouldn't recommend a yearly pap for a woman over 18. Sex or no sex, you can still get cervical cancer. It's a slow cancer but it can be symptom free.
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Submitted by guest on Thu, 01/12/2012 - 12:33pm.
The Doublemint & old Certs commercials come to mind.
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OMG!! LMFAO!!
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Submitted by TexnDoc on Thu, 01/12/2012 - 8:43am.
They look normal externally. It's an internal defect.
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You can done splain and splain that, and peeps will still post HOW COULD THEY NOT KNOW~!?!?!???!
Like you would know you had four kidneys from the outside.
And yes, Amnerica is obsessed with preventive health care, which not everywhere is. This lady's British doublle-down went unnoticed because she isn't gettnig the automatic exams so many Americans have.
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Oh dear,
Do not Google a picture of two vaginas. I did. I wish to hell I hadn't.
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The Doublemint & old Certs commercials come to mind.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
she's kinda horsey looking, so it shouldn't be a problem.... very strange condition indeed, and are there two clits too? that's all I fucking care about....
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I hope that poor girl doesn't have double periods.
Its not necessarily standard in the US to go to the gyno by 16. I've had tons of medical problems and I've been to a million and one doctors, and they've all told me that you only really need to start going if you are sexually active. I'm 21 and have never had sex, so I haven't been. A few years ago when I switched to a different primary care doctor, she offered to check everything down there on the first visit, but once she learned I wasn't doing anything she said there wasn't that big of a need unless I was having problems with something. How often you go (if you go) is really dependent on things like how active you are, what your insurance will pay for, and even personal preference. I know my mom goes once a year, though.
So like,are they next to each other or is one in front of the other?
"...and Arkansas would become the new China."
Hot damn you are one funny shit MK! XD
@clairey claire
Going to the gyno is basically a necessary evil in a form of preventative care. It is better and most often cheaper to catch it early than to wait too late and cost thousands of dollars. I guess cervical cancer is less aggressive in the UK.
A "no-no-no-no" HAHAHAHA!
Submitted by catfight357 on Thu, 01/12/2012 - 11:09am.
Actually mine aren't too bad although I'm sure most Americans would be horrified :) There is a very different attitude to health care in the UK than the US. We don't get annual check ups, we are advised to go to the dentist regularly but NHS dentists are hard to come by and private ones cost a bomb so most don't unless they break a tooth/need a filling.
Because almost all people use the NHS which is taxpayer funded we really don't visit healthcare professionals, including GP's unless there is a problem, so it doesn't surprise me that no professional picked up on this girls crazy lady garden, although I do wonder how her mother never noticed. Nobody gets blood tests unless they are sick, the system couldn't possibly support the expense. It's not perfect and I guess lots of early signs get missed, but everybody is entitled to use the best hospitals and nobody has to choose between cancer treatment and their home. Swings and roundabouts I guess.
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Sex must be amazing and adventurous, periods must be hellish, and Lord if this child gets preggers that will be very interesting, still am trying to wrap my head around having two baginas, damn, the fun you can have!!
"fap with a rubber horseshoe..." LMMFAO!!!! Cue Histerical Cackling!
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@ Claire -
I won't make fun of your bad teeth. I'm just surprised. Maybe I am just spoiled with health insurance so it never occurred to me? Maybe I'm not in the majority, but I get my teeth cleaned 2x a year & go for dental check ups.
See, I don't consider a gyno a specialist. I feel like it's just something you DO. You get an annual. I go for an annual gyno checkup (pap smear, etc) and about 1x a year I see an internal medicine Doc for my refill of crazy pills & to get the once over, blood work, etc.
I don't want to find out I'm sick at Stage 4. I want a fucking chance.
She's not the only one. Its a medical condition called didelphic uterus. Here's a story from Esquire magazine from a few years ago about another woman who has the same thing: http://www.esquire.com/features/what-it-feels-like/ESQ0806WIFL_114_9
1) It is not real without a picture.
2) When she receives oral, does she shout, "Doubletime!"
3) Is she twice as orgasmic?
Submitted by catfight357 on Thu, 01/12/2012 - 9:07am.
Submitted by NonnyMouse on Thu, 01/12/2012 - 8:58am.
> Isn't it standard to go by no later than your 18th birthday????
Um, no, nowhere but Privileged Rich Fucks in America is it normal to go to a gynecologist for any reason whatsoever at any age unless you actually need a specialist gynecologist. You go to your family doctor. Gynecologists are not there to do random checkups on people.
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I have to strongly disagree here.
Definitely not a PRF but I have been going for my "annual exam" every year since I was 16. And everyone I know goes. You have to go for your annual PAP smear, etc.
Do you guys seriously not go to the gyno unless you're sick? That's like only going to the dentist when you have a toothache.
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Uh, we do only go to the dentist if we have toothache! The NHS is for people with health issues, healthy people don't need to use it. Also in the UK you have smears when you turn 25, not from 16. Why would you go to any doctor unless you're sick? What would be the point? They pat you on the head and tell you to carry on doing what you;re doing? Waste of time and resources.
Cue British bad teeth blah blah blah.....
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I knew a woman with two uterie, uteruses?? Anywhore. Both were completely functional. She luckily only got pregnant in one and had a single child.
Talk about weird.
Sounds like it's pretty crowded down there. And I'm sure Vivid is on the phone with her as we speak.
Hahahaha Hoffer!! Man, that's a lot of Kegels.
Wonder if she gets a buy one, get one free pap smear?
I want to clarify something for the non-Americans here. Gynecologists ARE specialists, many American women prefer to go to a gyno for their exams. But I and many other women get their well woman exams from their family practice physician (family doctor), I and many of my friends also used a midwife to have our kids instead of a obstetrician. It is only because medicine is much more of a profitable business here in the US than in many other countries, that we have so many more specialists then general practitioners.
Submitted by brandie_larue on Thu, 01/12/2012 - 9:58am.
That's what I'm saying. i have a dd and I definitely know every part of her body. how else would i know if something was wrong with her. insanity!
2 vaginas? At first I thought maybe the second hole, was like the urethra, because WE do INFACT have 2 holes, one is for piss though. But to have yeaaaaa.....This reminds me of the baby boy born with two penises, and I shit you not, the second one was on his BACK! His parents had the second one removed. HOW PISSED WOULD YOU BE???? Do you KNOW HOW MUCH ASS that kid would have gotten later in life if that dick was functional? Anyway...to the person who said go to the Gyno when you become sexually active and defintely after you had a baby....I am neither and 26...No gyno visits for me then...YAS!
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A guy could get his freak on with this, but might suffer nightmares reenacting it in his mind later on. The subconscious does strange things indeed.
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There are actually some animals who have the exact same thing. They have two different vaginas and uteruses and one vulva.
I don't know WHAT will happen when she gets pregnant. She might have twins in diff uteruses, at different times!
The one thing I wonder about is the septum. Does that mean a guy who knows what's going on with her can sort of adjust accordingly?
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I don't understand how she had several thousand diaper changes and no one caught on to this.
I imagine you don't do a thorough external exam every time you change a diaper, but is this the kind of thing you could completely overlook for two or three years, several times a day?
Once she got her period, and was having pain with it, did she ever go to a doctor? It is mind-blowing how, despite straight porn, many people are ignorant about female anatomy, but still - something in the milk ain't clean, here.
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here's the video, and more facts, like she can get pregnant in both at the same time!
http://dailypicksandflicks.com/2012/01/12/hazel-jones-the-woman-with-two...
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As a mother of daughters, wouldn't you see that immediately and let your poor child know she's a bit different when she was older? Shame on the mom for not explaining it AND for not getting her to a gyno.
LMAO @ Hoffalina!
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