Heather Locklear Is In The Hospital

Heather Locklear, seen above at the Lakers game on Tuesday night, was shuffled off in an ambulance to the hospital today after her sister freaked out and called 911. TMZ’s story is that Heather found out the hard way that following a cocktail of pills with a sweet nectar chaser sometimes makes your insides weird out. Heather’s sister was apparently afraid that she was trying to hurt herself and so she called for help. The Ventura County Sheriff’s Department can’t say why Heather is laid out on a hospital bed tonight, but they did say this to People:

“Emergency response personnel responded to a medical emergency call at Ms. Locklear’s residence. Once they arrived, it was determined that Ms. Locklear needed to be transported to the hospital for further medical attention.”

Some source opened their mouth to Radar and said that Heather’s still hurt in the heart about her break-up with Dr. Peter Burns and she’s having a hard time getting over it. This is not how this episode is supposed to play out. Sammy Jo/Amanda Woodward is the one who should be stomping cracks into hearts and putting hos in the hospital, not the other way around. Somebody put Fallon and a horsey drinking pool in front of Heather, because drowning a rival will definitely make her feel better: