Friday, January 13th 2012
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For January 12th!
Justin, please can you show us on the doll where Selena touched you? - charlib21
Runners-up:
Funny...I always thought he sang out of his ass. - JazzyJane
Homo arigato, Mr. Roboto - ISprainedMyUvula
Bieber educates a fan regarding the Kennedy Assination: "Back, and to the left. Back, and to the left. Back, and to the left. Back...and to the left." - GingeMinge
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Congrats, all! The winning caption is perfection.
LOL, charlib21!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Sweetas on Fri, 01/13/2012 - 10:13am.
Great job and congrats winners! GingeMinge isn't this your second this week?
YESSS! 'Tis good to be out of the doghouse.
Good job all. It was a low quantity, high quality contest.
LOL!! Congrats Charlib21, I knew that was a winnah! Great captions er'ybody! Genius Uvy!
CONGRATS UVY♥♥♥♥ and alll the winners!
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
LOL @ the winner. Awesome caption.
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"Bitch, put your twat away and develop some dignity." -Madam Pince
Congrats to all for very funny captions! UVY! Love yours!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
lol, nice job sloots!!
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SWEETZELB♥
Great job and congrats winners! GingeMinge isn't this your second this week?
UUUUUUVAAAAAY I knew as soon as I saw it. ♥
lol, GOOD ONES!
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Screw you guys, I'm going home!
Oh baby baby baby these captions were Funneh!
Yay Groovy Uvy & Gingy!!!
*chanting as always*
"I feel the burn it must be Vern" PERKY 2011
LOL Congrats! UVY <3 <3
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You really have to side clap and pucker for a piece who can stand next to a white feather and out-gay it. - MK 8/3/2011
Yay! Winners! ahahahahaha!
UVY!<3
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I've got ten bucks and me and dirty eddie are staying out all weekend! - Rob Pue (thank you BBitch and Sweetas)
The difficult brown?! I think we're all done here. -MK
Those are great winners!!!! hahahahahah
UVY!!!!! You are always a winner to me!!! xoxoxoox
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When ya hold me in your arms, so tight
You let me know, everything's all right
I, I'm hooked on a feelin'
High on believin', that you're in love with me
Congrats winners... LMFAO at Uvy♥!!!
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"The English are horrible and Oprah is a moron." 01/10/12 the refined Brit, clairey claire
OMG great job winners!! Cuntgrats!
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...the end
"OK, so take your time and show me on the doll where Selena Gomez touched you"
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"It's always funny until somebody gets hurt-then it's fucking hilarious": The late great Bill Hicks
Justin had trouble getting the nozzle in the right hole.
The new Wilmer Valderrama "That 70 Millimeters" action figure comes with its own sanitizing light. When parents complained that the doll never really gets clean the company replied, "Well, neither does he."
Coming Soon: Mattel paternity test kit.
The difference between men and boys
is whether they need D batteries in their toys.
Do the Robocock Mr.Homofuck!!!
Doll singing: "Baaaaby baaaaby baaaaby ohhhhhh.....my god throw me off a cliff."
Justin Bieber doll sings! It also farts and giggles! Cries like Beyonce's baby! It doubles as a doorstop! You can wear it as a necklace! Or shove it up your ass!
Caught holding a dick that didn't belong to Usher, poor Justin had to spend twenty minutes in the corner.
It's pretty obvious that the Beibs has never held anything that long and hard in front of a man before.
Bieber educates a fan regarding the Kennedy Assination: "Back, and to the left. Back, and to the left. Back, and to the left. Back...and to the left."
Try as he may, LezBeaver juuuuust can't grasp the "Dick in a Box" concept.
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
Justin explains social medicine in Canada...Chaz would have a choice between a microphone or a hockey stick .........
Travolta's latest fantasy movie:
Saturday Night Bieber
Tickle Me Usher comes complete with a recording contract and for those who act fast, a limited edition MJ sex toy expansion pack.
It's always a special day in a girl's life when she touches her first penis.
Justin(e) Bieber: This is how my dad and Usher made me, right?
"Get the fuck out fo here, you teeny bopper fucks!" Then GI Joe said "And you can get your shit out of the apartment, you robotic WHORE!"
Chris Hansen walks in and back out again thinking, "48 days and he's all mine!"
Max Hedrome finally shows up after YEARS and he's got a lesbian shoving a mic in his crotch. This is why the world SHOULD end.
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The last guy that told me to have patience, I burned him down and bagged his ashes - Cyrus the Virus
The ad above the pictures says, "Thousands Of Teens In Foster Care Would Love To Put Up With You"
The woman in the picture is not one of them.
She laughs as Justin confuses the word 'recharge' with 'discharge'.
Shakira laughs because she knows that what they're marketing on that boy's hips is a lie.
Funny...I always thought he sang out of his ass.
Apple releases it's newest product with the help of Justin Bieber...the iPeen.
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Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!!
Justin demonstrates how to make salt peter.
Oh for God's sake, get a decent grip on that. Just because it's the same shape doesn't mean it's gonna premature ejaculate like your peen.
Barbie said, "Math is Hard"
Justin said, "I'm Math!"
Justin Bieber proves once and for all that he is not a lesbian by giving a hand job to Baby Max Headroom.
Is it in yet?
See kid, you're not alone, I don't have any balls or pubes either.
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Dame Judi Dench was crossing the street on her way to rehearsal and was almost run down by a speeding taxi. The taxi driver shouted to her out of the window, "You stupid c_nt!" Dame Judi's fast reply- "That's Dame C_nt to you!"
A day in the life of Justin Bieber's traveling Health Class teacher:
Teacher: "And where is the waterslide that little Justin's baby fairies come out of?"
Justin Bieber: "Ummmmm......right....here?"
Teacher: "That's right, Justin. Right there. It's your penis....the part of your body that you like to call your your "peepers". Now, what is Justin's "peepers" going to look like if he doesn't quit sticking it into groupies at each concert?"
Justin Bieber: "Ummmmm....red, purple...and, um....really stingy? Especially when I pee. Oh, and costs a lot of money..."
Teacher: "That's right, Justin. Just like what happened last time...it turned red and purple, and was very sore...also, it cost you a lot of money to make that baby go away........"
LeAnn Rimes uses Mattel's new RoboCock to teach K.D. Lang's lover how to give a hand job.