Afternoon Crumbs

January 12, 2012 / Posted by:

RPattz mowed down the tendrils of magic on his head and I just need to ask who gave him lice AGAIN?! (Answer: KStew)Lainey Gossip

If Tim Tebow were gay, Tebowing would be short for tea bagging a ho on a Bowflex – Towleroad

Demi Moore is cleansing her vagina’s palate of all doucheified remnants of Ashton Kutcher with the peens of 20-something piece after 20-something piece – Celebitchy

Minka Kelly respects Jake Gyllenhaal way too much to infect his beard area with Jeter sores – The Superficial

The corruption of an innocent begins! (Hint: I’m talking about Taylor corrupting Jenna) – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

Jessica Alba models the latest in S&M maid uniforms – Hollywood Tuna

Hayden Pantyairs’ earrings look like tiny fancy dicks – Popoholic

I’d hit it – The Berry

Justin Theroux’s face looks like it’s been to purgatory and back - Just Jared

Charlize Theron SANS FARDS – Celebslam

Reason #1 to divorce your husband on your wedding night – The Daily What

“Hello, travel agent? Yes, this is Jennifer Aniston. One plane ticket to South Korea please!”Videogum

Jennifer Garner is entering her 95th trimester – SOW

UPDATE: Halle Berry and Olivier Martinez can make each other crazier without wedding bands on their fingers – ICYDK

IN THIS ECONOMY, Jessie J can only afford the thread of a dress – I’m Not Obsessed

Sammi Sweetheart’s face must be marketing for Crayola, because it’s got every shade of orange on it – Hollywood Rag

My final guess is Ryan Seacrest? – Cityrag

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