Open Post: Hosted By A Screeching Pug

January 11, 2012 / Posted by:

Why is everybody laughing while Atty completely loses his mind through his throat? It can’t be natural for a pug to scream out Trace Cyruses’ mating sounds or the sound Jessica Simpson makes when she’s reached the bottom of Sizzler’s bottomless fried shrimp or the sound of a chicken getting choked (Not a euphemism. I mean an actual chicken getting choked out). Get Atty a Ricola! Get Atty some salt water to gargle with! Get Atty a Q-tip to knock those stones off his tonsils! Get Atty an audition for the role of Eponine in the Les Miserables movie, because if Tom Hooper is actually considering Taylor Swift then

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