Khloe Is Not A Kardashian, So Says Robert Kardashian's Widow And Ex-Wife
Asking "Which Kuntrashian can you stomach the most?" is just like asking "Would you rather eat hyena diarrhea, armpit cheese or Ke$ha?", but most hos would probably say that they can take Khloe Kuntrashian (she's armpit cheese, by the way) the most. So because of this, many believe that Khloe does not have Kardashian blood running through her veins. Pimp Mama Kris has denied this a million times over, but Robert Kardashian's ex-wife and widow claim that he told them he was NOT the father. I don't know if I should be happy or sad that Maury's team is trying to get DNA swabs from Chewbacca, Ludo from Labyrinth, Chyna and Andre the Giant's corpse for a very special Kardashian episode for sweeps.
Jan Ashley married Robert Kardashian right after his marriage to Pimp Mama Kris shriveled into nothingness, and she tells Star Magazine that he confessed to her that he knew he wasn't Khloe's biological father.
"Khloe is not his kid -- he told me that after we got married. He just kind of looked at me and said [it] like it was a matter of fact. He said, 'Well, you know that Khloe's not really a Kardashian, don't you?' And I said…'OK,' and that was it."
Robert's widow, Ellen Kardashian, backs up Jan's ESCANDALOSO words. According to Ellen, Robert told her that he wasn't even dipping into Pimp Mama Kris' kunt maker at the time Khloe was conceived. Pimp Mama Kris even admitted in her book that she screwed around with a side piece named Ryan around the time Khloe was made. Jan lays it out like this:
"Khloe brought it up all the time. She looked nothing like the rest. She was tall, had a different shape, light hair, curly hair. Didn't look anything like the other three children. Robert did question the fact that Khloe was his. Any normal man would if they knew their wife had cheated on him. [But] he never would have considered a DNA test. He loved her very much."
DISCLAIMER: Ellen Kardashian filed for Chapter 7 in 2010 and lost her home to foreclosure this past October. So if you want to, you can file all of this under: Taking A Page From Pimp Mama Kris' Handbook On Shamelessly Whoring For Some Quick Coin.
It really doesn't matter at this point if Robert isn't Khloe's biological father or if she's the product of Pimp Mama Kris' wild night at a sex party in Narnia. The damage has already been done. The Karkrashian trifecta is complete and there's no going back. Besides, Robert Kardashian isn't Kim, Kourtney or Khloe's father anymore. After they drained the blood from their bodies and replaced their veins with water from the river of wailing, they became Lucifer's daughters! And by Lucifer I mean Ryan Seacrest.
And here's some pictures from last week of Khloe and Kim confusing the animals at the Dallas World Aquarium, because those two should be the ones in a cage.
Khloe doesn't bother me, never has...Kris is a skank driven by money so my theory is: she fucked Bruce, got pregnant with Khloe and stayed with Robert...FF a few years, she marries Bruce and you know the rest...Kim is a soulless whore like her mom
You know, Khloe's whole problem is not who her father is or is not (was or was not) but the fact that Pimp Mama Kris IS her mother!
Agree with all who say that RK was Khloe's father in every sense of the word that truly matters, but not sure where this "she is so nice and not like the rest of them" shit comes from.
She's every bit the fame whore cunt her sisters are. Fucking please.
Submitted by C6s lesson learned on Wed, 01/11/2012 - 6:54pm.
I know I've busted on Khloe way earlier ago (that Kard name (sorry, but true) is a bitch to have in attempts at a fair shake at life), but, Khloe, FUCK THEM ALL. Stick with your marriage, too, cause that may be the only real, objective rock you have.
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Never watched their show and don't give a shit. But the poor girl looks like her face got smashed with a board.
And I hate her name. I know she had nothing to do with it, but it just looks so dumb... Kkkkkhhhlllloe. The "Kh" bothers me to no end.
Poor Khloe is gonna get her DNA pimped for a "very special" Kartrashian episode sometime soon. Sooner rather than later, since they've gotten so much bad press and nobody cares about Kourtney's new spawn.
It's sad, bc she's the most normal of the bunch. If she broke free of the reality TV shit, she seems like she would be a good friend. I am glad that Robert Kardashian didn't hold mommy's whoring around against her.
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Who the fuck cares. Those words fell from my lips when this "big" news flashed.
Just for comicality, I'd like to see a photo of this supposed bio dad. But I don't care enough to look for it.
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I know I've busted on Khloe way earlier ago (that Kard name (sorry, but true) is a bitch to have in attempts at a fair shake at life), but, Khloe, FUCK THEM ALL. Stick with your marriage, too, cause that may be the only real, objective rock you have.
So what re: the bloodline? So what?? Who gives a fking shit who a 'real parent' is nowadays? Seriously. Khloe is the only one in that wonk family that steps outside of the box. ACCEPT AND LOVE AND ROCK ON WITH YOUR DIFFERENCES, KHLOE, OR WHOEVER THIS APPLIES TO.
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Submitted by TexnDoc on Wed, 01/11/2012 - 9:48am.
Hee, reminds me of the Golden Girls when a tall friend of Sophia's from back home tells her they both have the wrong daughter and in walks the little foreign daughter in rimmed glasses carrying a wicker purse and Sophia's jaw drops.
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Your comment reminds of the time when Bjorkie shared some Golden Girls porn fan fiction with us.
I actually feel kinda bad for Khloe. Whether or not Robert was her father, he was her daddy and she seems to have loved him very much... i believe she even has a tattoo dedicated to him. Its a sick feeling to find out that you might not be who you thought you were. And although Khloe may have questioned it for years, its sick to have this played out in the media like this, unless Khloe is the one dictating the play. This may push her love/hate relationship with her mother (and possibly, sisters) a lot deeper into hate. I do think that she looks a lot like her younger sisters. Maybe, Bruce is her father. That would be a decent spin; Khloe could feel like she's not the outcast. That's a storyline almost worthy of tv. Of course, if it went that route, we would all think that PMJ and the entire family always knew that and they just sat on the "secret" until it was needed for ratings.
"Small and broken..... but still good..... mostly...."
We've had to suffer every other useless bit of fucking information about this family of creeps so it's only fittin it should be out there too.
Pimp Kris should be made to pay the Kardashian estate a shit load of money back. And Khloe's mystical biological father should be hit up for unpaid sasquatshian support.
Who gives a flying fuck, honestly? Your dad is the man who raised you, plain and simple, whether you were made with his sperm or not. Didn't Kris admit to cheating on Robert in her stupid tell-all book anyway? So maybe he's not but it wouldn't (and shouldn't) matter.
Submitted by urmomma on Wed, 01/11/2012 - 10:35am.
Unless you are trying to make money or hurt Kloe then there is no reason for anybody to know this useless information except those who need to. I don't care for this type of gossip.
*puts nose in the air...trips and falls*
HAHAHAHAH! You always make me laugh!
She looks NOTHING like him. This wouldn't raise questions if she looked alot like her mom but honestly her features are different from both. We know Kris is her mom so where did khloe get all her physical features from? In the grand scheme of things it doesn't matter but I'd like to know.
*waits for Kris's former fling to come foward requesting DNA test to get some of that kardashian money*
Kardashian had terrible taste in women. All 3 of his former wives are scum.
Be intrigued, be interested. DON'T be stupid.---TheBreakdown
Submitted by urmomma on Wed, 01/11/2012 - 10:35am.
Unless you are trying to make money or hurt Kloe then there is no reason for anybody to know this useless information except those who need to. I don't care for this type of gossip.
*puts nose in the air...trips and falls*
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I completely agree. Any male can be a father, but it takes a real man to be a daddy. And it rings true. And second of all, it's undeniable that she, like the rest of that fuckin crew slid down Kris's fuckin cooch canal, so either way she's blood and linked...She can't escape because Robert might not be biologically her father, she still has Kris'fame whoring blood in her. I never thought she was that terribly ugly, I've seen way uglier than her. And honestly we're pitting her up against what beauty queens? Kim??? fuck! Yea, okay.
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Ah, I feel for Khloe. She's got piles of money but it can't have been easy growing up in that family, finding out you're the (less attractive) half sister. And you KNOOOOW those bitches threw/throw that in her face during arguments. Can't hate on her for her looks. I could if she dressed like a jackass or did crazy shit to herself but she can't help who she is. Talk about salt in the wound!
As for RK, I never think about his skanky fam when I think of him. I remember him for that totally STUNNED look he had on his face when OJ, his own client, was acquitted. Priceless.
Khloe is the most likable, the nicest, of the three sisters, in my opinion. And even though Robert wasn't her blood father, he treated her like she was, right? This isn't Khloe's fault. It's her cheating mother's fault. I say we leave Khloe alone on this one.
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Submitted by citizenstrange on Wed, 01/11/2012 - 12:32pm.
Who is it, because I cannot get the link to work.
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Submitted by citizenstrange on Wed, 01/11/2012 - 12:32pm.
Who is it, because I cannot get the link to work.
Duh.
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REVEALED! Khloe Kardashian's real father.
http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTgyMDYzNjI1Nl5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwND...
Just look at the two pictures side by side.
now hold up isn't Rob Jr. younger than Khloe?
IDK why but I have a *slight* soft spot for Khloe. She has a personality (unlike her twat sisters) and seemed to have a sincere, very loving relationship with Robert. You can tell his death really fucked with her.
I know I've shit talked about Mr. Kardash in the past but I can't deny that him and Khloe were very close.
It's Pimp Mama Kris that has no heart or soul for her kids
(notice how on what of the episodes when Scott was pissing her off, she went "You don't mess with my family AND YOU ESPECIALLY DON'T MESS WITH BY BIDNESS!!!!!!!" *evil stare at TV camera*
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"The older you get, the wiser you get...unless you're a banana!" - Rose Nylund
Well isn't this a big fat A-DOY! And yeah, this was a blind item posted a few weeks back.
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 01/11/2012 - 11:11am.
UH OH, KHLOE MAD!
http://www.tmz.com/2012/01/11/khloe-kardashian-father-robert-kardashian-...
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KHLOE SMASH!! KHLOE SMASH!!
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Happy Holidays to you too, Khloe! And may you and your family GTFA for 2012!!
PHM: LOL I wouldn't put anything past PMK!
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Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 01/11/2012 - 11:11am.
you know who YOU are is obviously aimed at PMK..right? Lol. You know she threw money at those broke bitches to plant this story since her prize pig is turning out to be a dud.
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 01/11/2012 - 11:11am.
UH OH, KHLOE MAD!
http://www.tmz.com/2012/01/11/khloe-kardashian-father-robert-kardashian-...
HAHAHA I love the pic they used. She looks like she's gonna NOM NOM anyone who dares cross her path.
Wasnt' this a blind item a couple of weeks ago?
And yes, I believe it.
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No, it doesn't matter that pimpager kris spread her legs like a slut for a stranger & fucked him while married to another man. No, it doesn't matter that Robert Kardashian isn't Khloe's father. What does matter is that pimpager kris has been shown to be a pathological liar. She lied to everyone about this, and continues to lie to everyone to this day.
Synopsis of the kardashian family:
Kim - famous only for sucking & getting fucked by black schlong, and getting pissed on in a sex tape she released (while claiming otherwise) to get publicity for her goal of being paris hilton 2.0
Kourtney - brainless baby oven who's spread her legs & been knocked up twice out of wedlock
Khloe - not a kardashian; the product of a fuckfest between pimpager kris & a stranger
kris - fucked a stranger while married, engineered the entire kardashian vile pile, a pathological liar.
America looked up to this trash? No wonder the rest of the world has such a low opinion of us...
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"There's not enough liquor or therapy in the world to help me forget that..." - Archer
I almost feel sorry for Saskee. Her mom started off in the ho game before becoming a world class pimp, and that's not Khloe's fault.
But she's still her mama's employee, so until she gives PMK a big ol FUB and goes her own way, whatever.
Khloe is so fucking fug and manly, of course she is not a full sister.
UH OH, KHLOE MAD!
http://www.tmz.com/2012/01/11/khloe-kardashian-father-robert-kardashian-...
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
One of these girls is not like the other.
Something happened at this zoo, I read about it last week on one of the boycott pages on FB. I can't remember the exact details (honestly, I didn't give a shit), but basically Kim and her entourage displaced and pissed off a lot of people who were innocently attending the zoo, not this Katrashian circus.
I always thought she looked like Red Skelton.
UGH, too bad the Dallas Zoo's Jabari the gorilla couldn't have waited a little longer to escape. (Google that shit.)
Unless you are trying to make money or hurt Kloe then there is no reason for anybody to know this useless information except those who need to. I don't care for this type of gossip.
*puts nose in the air...trips and falls*
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The difficult brown?! I think we're all done here. -MK
I agree that it's not DNA that makes a parent, but when it comes to the Kardashian clan there's no such thing as TMI or "too personal" and they sure as hell can't complain about anyone else famewhoring or name-dropping for moola.
I would not be surprised if this is true. Khloe is the most likeable of all the hyenas in that fambly but that has got to suck to find out yo daddy is who-knows-who.
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth: "Don't bring common sense and emotions into this. THEY ARE NOT WELCOME HERE>"
I'm sorry. I don't know what came over me.
Well, if it's any consolation, I already hate a completely innocent and blameless newborn because of who her parents are.
So can I stay?
Its kind of late for this bullshit. She's a grown woman with his last name.
It's really pointless to bring this up now.
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Look at Khloes eyes and Robert Kardashians eyes, they are basically the same- It is possible she got every recessive gene there was. I personally thing they share the same facial structure-
*sits next to Hekki and offers corn nuts*
I agree. Robert may not have been her biological father but he thought of her as his and treated her as his so she IS his. If they had adopted her from an agency, he'd feel that way and this is no different. I hope the negativity that will come her way doesn't shake her belief that he loved her like she was his own. I can't stand any of these assholes but Khloe doesn't deserve to be told these things. PMK is such a shitheel for bringing it up and the roadkill that is perpetuating it because she's broke and needs money is no better. Both should have their lips shot off and their tongues cut out.
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Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Wed, 01/11/2012 - 10:04am.
Foe all of you people saying that Khloe is not pretty I googled her with out make up, cause you know sometimes bitches look better with out it. Behold your eyes:
http://www.hollywoodbackwash.com/khloe-kardashian-caught-without-make-up...
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God knows I hate the Kardashian's, but I think it is in terrible taste to bring this shit up now, especially the ex and window doing it.
Snowpiece, lol! I used to think that too every time I saw one of those make your own will commercials.
Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 01/11/2012 - 10:12am.
She WAS Kardashian's daughter because he loved her as his own. He considered her his daughter and she considered him her father and that's that.
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