Hot Slut Of The Day!

January 11, 2012 / Posted by:

On Sunday night’s episode of Vh1’s Love & Hip Hop, producers temporarily interrupted their regularly scheduled program of showing you video hos and former King models getting weave burns on their hands from pulling each other’s hair in the middle of New Jersey night clubs to give you a ginger gemstone in the chola dynasty. When Kimbella’s mother, Sherry Vanderhee (which not surprisingly is the exact name of my favorite after-fap cocktail made from Tio Pepe and pumpkin puree), wafted onto my screen I had to check to make sure my TV didn’t accidentally jump to the Trinity Network, because a mythical ginger angel from the cholita heavens was before me.

Dr. Frank-N-Furter should receive every award for creating a luscious blossom from the DNAs of the Penguin, Conan O’Brien and Columbia. Miss Sherry is like a walking explosion of my deepest dreams. Ginger + Exquisite Cholita Beauty + Eyebrows That Can Only Be Removed With A Magic Eraser + World Class Lip Liner Action = Close The Coffin Door Because I Can Die Now.

If your senses can take it, skip to the 10:30 mark below to see the flaming torch of radiance that belongs in the hand of The Statue of Liberty:

Something tells me that every Staples in and around East L.A. will be out of naranja Sharpies today.

via Crunk + Disorderly

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