Halle Berry Is Going For Marriage #3

January 11, 2012 / Posted by:

Olivier Martinez almost always looks like he’s internally wrestling with whether or not he should break some really bad news to you like the insurgents kidnapped your entire family or he just smoked your entire stash, so I don’t think I could wake up to that face every morning, but Halle Berry can. The company who sold an engagement ring to Olivier Martinez tells People that Halle is about to become somebody’s wife for the third time in her 45 years on this planet. This will be Olivier’s first marriage.

A rep for jooree designer Gurhan opened up their fat talk hole to say that Olivier gave Halle a diamond and emerald engagement ring after being together for more than a year.

END WELL: This isn’t going to. Halle’s divorce from David Justice left her in such a serious state of the sads that she almost gassed herself to death in her own garage (what’s even more sad is that she was going to take her dogs with her). Halle’s second husband Eric Benet was allegedly a chronic peen passer and his friends say that she was so crazy that they gave her the nickname of Scary Berry. And I can still stank smell the shit that was thrown around during Halle’s custody battle with Gabriel Aubry. So yeah, if you think the hot piece from Unfaithful looks bad now, wait until you see what he looks like when this relationship sucks all of the hotness out of him.

But there is something Olivier can do to stop this. Every time Halle’s natural craziness starts to poke out during a fight, Olivier should make the face he’s making in the picture above. Halle will have no choice but to put the crazy on pause to ask, “What? What? Do you smell carbon monoxide? Did I fart without my butt knowing it? Did the rebels break in through an upstairs window to kidnap us all? Did dumb ass Timmy fall down the well again? Tell me! Tell me please!

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