Halle Berry Is Going For Marriage #3
Olivier Martinez almost always looks like he's internally wrestling with whether or not he should break some really bad news to you like the insurgents kidnapped your entire family or he just smoked your entire stash, so I don't think I could wake up to that face every morning, but Halle Berry can. The company who sold an engagement ring to Olivier Martinez tells People that Halle is about to become somebody's wife for the third time in her 45 years on this planet. This will be Olivier's first marriage.
A rep for jooree designer Gurhan opened up their fat talk hole to say that Olivier gave Halle a diamond and emerald engagement ring after being together for more than a year.
END WELL: This isn't going to. Halle's divorce from David Justice left her in such a serious state of the sads that she almost gassed herself to death in her own garage (what's even more sad is that she was going to take her dogs with her). Halle's second husband Eric Benet was allegedly a chronic peen passer and his friends say that she was so crazy that they gave her the nickname of Scary Berry. And I can still stank smell the shit that was thrown around during Halle's custody battle with Gabriel Aubry. So yeah, if you think the hot piece from Unfaithful looks bad now, wait until you see what he looks like when this relationship sucks all of the hotness out of him.
But there is something Olivier can do to stop this. Every time Halle's natural craziness starts to poke out during a fight, Olivier should make the face he's making in the picture above. Halle will have no choice but to put the crazy on pause to ask, "What? What? Do you smell carbon monoxide? Did I fart without my butt knowing it? Did the rebels break in through an upstairs window to kidnap us all? Did dumb ass Timmy fall down the well again? Tell me! Tell me please!"
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Hallie never learns her lesson. Martinez is a dog who ran around on Kylie Minogue while she was battling breast cancer, and this is the man Berry wants to bring into her daughter's life?
Except both Kylie and Olivier have denied this. Kylie even went so far as to put out a statement after they split, saying that Olivier was a good man who never cheated and had treated her well. Even though it's been 5 years since they split, Kylie and Olivier remain good friends and he even took Halle to see Kylie in concert. He's also still friends with Kylie's parents. That doesn't sound like a dog to me.
Somewhere in the world poor Kylie Minogue is crying her eyes out.
Actually Kylie already tweeted her congratulations. And Kylie has this guy keeping her warm now:
http://static.thehollywoodgossip.com/images/gallery/andres-velencoso-pic...
So if she's crying, it's tears of happiness.
I thought she said she would never get married again?
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They both deserve each other because they are both shitty people - the little girl will be collateral damage, sadly.
Hope third time's the charm. Halle seems major drama queen, Oliver looks more laid back cool. Might off-set each other nicely. Just hated all the ugliness of the breakup with Gabriel -- so Halle please let go of any baggage and give Ollie a chance.
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Submitted by Kaylee on Wed, 01/11/2012 - 1:38pm.
Eric and his current wife has been together for years and just had a new baby girl. If he is crazy and abusive why isn't the other women who've been in his life co-signing Halle's comments about him??? And if David was so bad why was she the one flipping out and trying to kill herself when the marriage was over? Halle has emotional issues. All of her men are wonderful, wonderful, wonderful until the relationship is over. Then she turns them into monsters. When she started telling the story about an ex-boyfriend who punched her in the ear so hard that she lost 30% of her hearing. She got a lot of pity from fans and the media. So now every time she needs good pity press. She brings out the "he was abusive" act. Which I think is mostly bullshit. Like when she said diet and exercise helped her go from type 2 diabetes to type 1.
__________________________________________________Berry said she "cured" diabetes with diet and exercise. Add ignorant to her batshit crazy profile. Everything you write is true! She blames her exes for everything.
Martinez better get ready to look like a villain. Berry always accuses her exes of having issues. She will make sure he looks like big thug when it's all over, and it will be with her track record for not taking responsiblity. Good for her baby daddy for taping her crazy shit.
Submitted by beakers bitch on Wed, 01/11/2012 - 12:06pm.
I never saw that movie or even remember what it was called, I only remember the pictures of Skeletina and Martinez.
it was taking lives, funny thing is i dont remember him being in the movie much, it was mainly ethan hawk but i could be mistaken it was years ago.
i remember it was just me, my mate and some guy with big ass popcorn right at the front (he obviously wanted to see jolie as the 50 foot woman) - funny as it was being played on the biggest screen in the cinema. could'nt have been that interesting as we talked all the way though it - obviously with consideration though, but he was miles away couldnt hear us. best cinema trip we had :)
I wish them the best, but Halle has always struck me as not the most logical when it comes to choosing men in her life. And since this is his first marriage, she may have to pop out a child for him or buy one from a surrogate mama!
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Submitted by SANS FARDS on Wed, 01/11/2012 - 7:57pm.
Fuck. He used to be so hot.
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Wasn't he, though? Good Lord, he was the finest-looking man alive in "Unfaithful."
*sweating*
Yes, good luck Olivier Martinez. Looks like a spite marriage on her end of things. I am also on the train of thought that the dramatic break-ups of hers could not always be the OTHER person. She seems like she has a temper and a personality disorder.
Which I think is mostly bullshit. Like when she said diet and exercise helped her go from type 2 diabetes to type 1.
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Seriously, no one called her out on that shit? That makes absolutely no sense.
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"'Those who danced were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music.' We hear the music and we still think you're insane, bitch. For the record." [Michael K on Megan Fox]
Holy damn, this woman really is hell-bent on destructive relationships, isn't she?
She dumped the golden Adonis baby daddy who was devoted to her AND their kid, so she could hook up with a total manwhore who probably cheats on her all the time. Yes, Oliver whatsisface is a gorgeous man, but he's not the type you marry or have a long-term relationship with.
Hell, whenever they're seen together, he looks like he's keeping an eye out for his next fuckpiece.
Listen, bitch: when you have a kid, the kid should supersede your craving for peen. She should come first. If you get involved with a man, you should be 250% certain that he would be a good step daddy and base your decision on THAT as well as on your hongry vajayjay.
I'll take Gabriel Aubrey any day. Hot, sweet and devoted to his kid. No sexier combo exists.
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Fuck. He used to be so hot.
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So apparently Halle's hotness will supercede his desire to fuck everything else that walks, right?
Cue David Justice, Eric Benet, 42 other morons...and oh yeah, Olivier.
Halle, honey you got what you deserved. Hit and runs will haunt your ass.
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 5:00pm.
Karen Flatts is always a cunt
Yeah, okay.
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This woman is giant tote bag of crazy. AND she marries everyone except the father of her child and the hottest man to ever breathe air on planet earth!
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Jeremy Renner shouldn't be so damn cute but he is, like a pug is adorable, you know? Was watching him in Dahmer last night, holy fuck! :O
Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Wed, 01/11/2012 - 3:56pm.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Wed, 01/11/2012 - 12:43pm.
I agree that Jeremy Renner is a cutie! S.W.A.T sucked so bad, but I managed to watch it about 1000 times ;)
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It did suck hard, but like you, I watch it every time it is on one of the movie channels.
Olivier, do you really want your first marriage to be to THIS woman? Don't do it!
AnCan we please have a tell-all on HER? I can't imagine how interesting it would be to have a real perspective on just how fucked up she is. Like, she can only marry men who might "abuse" her in some emotional or physical sense, but in the end the man will probably come out just as much the worse for wear. Poor Nahla!
She is batshit crazy! She will say she doesn't remember it.
Submitted by misslainey on Wed, 01/11/2012 - 4:50pm.
This shoulda had a 'Olivier, you in danger' tag.
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You said it. And after all that boo-hoo-hooing about how she'll never get married again, because marriage doesn't work for her, blah blah.
Poor Nahla!
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This episode brought to you by the letter SHUTUP.
Halle is crazy. I used to like her before I reallized what a wacko she is. This shoulda had a 'Olivier, you in danger' tag.
Crazy-eyes-bitch-face will get a divorce in 3...2...1...
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Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Wed, 01/11/2012 - 12:43pm.
I agree that Jeremy Renner is a cutie! S.W.A.T sucked so bad, but I managed to watch it about 1000 times ;)
Every time that I see Olivier Martinez I can hear him saying "you can buy new friends" Lol.
Just two (sets of) questions.
Halle: Marriage? Again? Really?
Olivier: Why? You waited all this time...Really?
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Submitted by babybunny on Wed, 01/11/2012 - 1:51pm.
he used to THE hotness in Unfaithful and that movie he was in with Fishsticks were she is married to Michael Douglas and he comes into her life, he is an artist, but what the hell happened to him?
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That was Viggo Mortenson. Oliver Martinez looks like a corpse. Fug. And Halle ain't the prettiest girl in the room if Skankolina or Charlize is around.
EXCUUUUUUUSE ME BITCHES but Jeremy Renner is MINE. ALL MINE. Not a pocket lover for any of yous.
DOWNGRADE! Team Aubry all the way.
Submitted by MissAnnThrope on Wed, 01/11/2012 - 2:06pm.
THIS BITCH! She's been off People Magazine too long apparently and needs some PR. "Look at me! I'm normal! Someone wants to marry me!" I bet they have to widened doors at these public functions so that she can get her big arrogant fat head thru them. She would never pick a man more famous than herself. She is all about HERSELF. Of all the celebrities alive on this planet right now, I hate this one the absolute MOST. I can't wait til she gets old and can't be the prettiest in the room. Oh yah, it'll happen! We don't see Sharon Stone much anymore, Michelle Pfiffer, Heather Locklear, Victoria Principal, oh yah, it's gonna happen and I can't WAIT.
I so agree.....this psycho bitch will fuck up this marriage somehow. And, sadly that little girl, too.
Oh, and Olivier is an idiot. What happened to him, he used to be so HOT!
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Wed, 01/11/2012 - 2:15pm.
Submitted by elmo533 on Wed, 01/11/2012 - 1:32pm.
END WELL: This isn't going to.
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What's the male version of dickmatized?
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Snatchmitized?
I assumed it was pussy whipped.
Submitted by elmo533 on Wed, 01/11/2012 - 1:32pm.
END WELL: This isn't going to.
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What's the male version of dickmatized?
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Snatchmitized?
Dude is shady looking. Good luck with this, Halle.
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@Baby: Olivier wasn't in that one. The movie you are referring to had Viggo Morgenson or however you spell his name.
THIS BITCH! She's been off People Magazine too long apparently and needs some PR. "Look at me! I'm normal! Someone wants to marry me!" I bet they have to widened doors at these public functions so that she can get her big arrogant fat head thru them. She would never pick a man more famous than herself. She is all about HERSELF. Of all the celebrities alive on this planet right now, I hate this one the absolute MOST. I can't wait til she gets old and can't be the prettiest in the room. Oh yah, it'll happen! We don't see Sharon Stone much anymore, Michelle Pfiffer, Heather Locklear, Victoria Principal, oh yah, it's gonna happen and I can't WAIT.
Can't lie that is a hot ass couple. Hope it works this time but didn't she say she would never marry again?
Submitted by Naughychimp on Wed, 01/11/2012 - 1:29pm.
I actually like the ring - not as an engagement ring though. And you are right about them being soft - the jeweler that made my band ring put diamonds on both ends to protect the emeralds.
BTW, whoever made the comment about that not being an emerald, an emerald is a green beryl.
Submitted by ditquoi on Wed, 01/11/2012 - 12:59pm.
either he's hard as hell to be able to deal with and check her crazy ass, or he's softer than marshmallows on the radiator and she can bend him to her will.
either way, I'm happy for them both.
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I'm going with "Hard as hell". I think Gabe was a softy and did whatever she told him to do. Until he got sick of her bossy behavior and quit her ass. She seems to marry the men who controls the relationship. Or whenever her career is in a downward spiral. She marry's the guy who is there petting her hand and telling her she will be on top again.
he used to THE hotness in Unfaithful and that movie he was in with Fishsticks were she is married to Michael Douglas and he comes into her life, he is an artist, but what the hell happened to him? Halle, I believe, is bonkers, and drives men away...she seems really egotistical, but damn is she gorgeous...I saw Blue Valentine last night and loved the line when he says "I know you are crazy, all beautiful women are"...Halle is no exception, breathtaking and bonkers. Good luck with all that.
Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 01/11/2012 - 12:34pm.
Oh my god, she has the WORST taste in men ever. Sure they're pretty, but they're lying cheating abusive assholes.
Except I think Gabriel seemed like a decent guy. Which is why she used his DNA and tossed him.
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Eric and his current wife has been together for years and just had a new baby girl. If he is crazy and abusive why isn't the other women who've been in his life co-signing Halle's comments about him??? And if David was so bad why was she the one flipping out and trying to kill herself when the marriage was over? Halle has emotional issues. All of her men are wonderful, wonderful, wonderful until the relationship is over. Then she turns them into monsters. When she started telling the story about an ex-boyfriend who punched her in the ear so hard that she lost 30% of her hearing. She got a lot of pity from fans and the media. So now every time she needs good pity press. She brings out the "he was abusive" act. Which I think is mostly bullshit. Like when she said diet and exercise helped her go from type 2 diabetes to type 1.
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 01/11/2012 - 11:50am.
ok so can I have Gabriel Aubry then?
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Damn straight. I'll happily take those not-so-sloppy seconds. He's scorching hot.
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"I bet his crotch looks like an uncooked dough cigar lying on a bed of saffron" MK
Here's a photo of the ring:
http://www.google.com/imgres?q=gurhan+emerald+ring+halle&um=1&hl=en&clie...
Also, it's supposed to be bad luck to give an emerald as an engagement ring. That's just superstition, of course, but it's based on the fact that emeralds are really soft and scratch easily so should never be 'every day' jewellery (unless they're earrings, which tend to not get the kind of wear & tear that rings do).
He is a hot slice – star fucker too so the dick must be good
I wish she'd stop with the hair like a crested cockatoo. She's really pretty when she doesn't have spikeys sticking out the top of her head!
Olivier also cheated on Mina Sorvino, long before he screwed around on Kylie. Dude is bad news but halle came from a messed up family life, herself, so is drawn to drama. I think that's why she was so horrible to Gabriel - she couldn't deal with a sweet, calm, faithful guy; she thrives on the cray-cray.
Halle's uncle is a convicted pedo. Just thought I'd throw that tidbit out there!
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That ring is ugly. That's a green beryl, not an emerald. Compare with the color of St. Angie's emeralds.
I wouldn't wear that over-hyped (but surely criminally overpriced) ring. And he's a cheapskate for not buying her something much nicer.
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Fair is foul and foul is fair..
He was so hot in Unfaithful. This marriage is such an epic fail.
Long sigh....
@Dit Quoi: I wouldn't kick him out of bed. :)
Thank you for the photo.
Submitted by Miami on Wed, 01/11/2012 - 12:48pm.
he wasn't bad either
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-pUVca_RHI9k/TfrI5v_UB8I/AAAAAAAAARA/dE6jTZlYJv...