Thursday, January 12th 2012
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For January 11th
Pussy ass bitches try to take medication to get rid of the voices in their heads. Hard ass Motherfuckers try to improve the reception! - MicahSkin
Runners-up:
I'm still not so sure about investing in the "Look like Bruce Jenner" line of products - Jintess
Tryouts for the upcoming John Woo feature "Sonic the Hedgehog" were getting really competitive. - Nameless Cynic
Immediately after taking power, Kim Jong Un set out to prove to his people that he's way more hardcore than his dad. - Danasaurus Sex
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Real live chia pet.
*waves @ PERKY*
Hya!!!!! Congratumus!!!!
*chanting as always*
"I feel the burn it must be Vern" PERKY 2011
Oh shit! I lost count, now I have to start over!
*chanting as always*
"I feel the burn it must be Vern" PERKY 2011
The Amber Rose Hair Restoration Club is all the rage in Asia.
Theresa Giudice had the same procedure done with only 4 needles.
Take that, Nicole Kidman.
"That is the last time I try surprise sex with a porcupine."
Not a caption, but what do you do when you have an itch on the top of your head?
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Psycho the Hedgehog
(Nameless Cynic...we were on the same wavelength)
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Amnesty International
Shine a Light
Ron Jeremy has a long-lost Asian kid.
"Get these little pricks out of my face!" - Michael K
No matter how many times he hears it, Chen never gets over being called a pinhead.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Just put on a hat already, Jude.
That's the last time he goes down on Madonna!
It's a good thing the Lezbieber is home schooled, I'm sure he couldn't take the other kids needling him.
It's working, he hardly feels the pain of his legs being crushed under the truck's wheel!
David Miscavige delightedly demonstrates to an overseas crowd what happens if you don’t applaud for “Tom Coose”.
....he's such a prick!
Don't fuck with Teddy's corn after he's had too much champagne on New Year's Eve.
It's working, he hardly feels the pain of his legs being crushed under the truck's wheel!
Ummmm, it's a tumor, not a headache, we're gonna need more needles...
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Hold up! Hell NO! Like Britney Spears I wear no drawers!
And suddenly Kenji didn't think being first in line for the new IPain was the coolest thing ever.
Sadly, even extreme accupuncture could not help Maddox escape the tramatic memories.
Wait until you hear him squeal while he's eating corn! SOoooo CuUUUte!!!
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"The universe is made of stories, not atoms."
Muriel Rukeyser, poet
Forensic experts recreate Nicole Kidman's last botox appointment.
Shortly after Keeping Up with the Kardashians airs in China, disaster relief stations performing emergency lobotomies spring up across the country.
He also makes cute noises when you feed him poop with corn in it.
That'll teach her to stop directing me during oral sex.
Jon works up the nerve to finally remove the last painful remnants of ex-wife, Kate "Possum Head" Gosselin, from his life.
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"This is what we call the floating world . . .” (Ryoi, c.1661)
" . . . the world needs to be shut down. I mean it this time. SHUT IT DOWN". (MK, c.2009)
People all over the world are lining up to transform themselves into Teddy Bear the Porcupine.
Suri takes her jealousy of the attention given to Blue Ivy out on her handler.
Immediately after taking power, Kim Jong Un set out to prove to his people that he's way more hardcore than his dad.
Ancient Chinese Secret: man who head is like cactus no walk around with head stuck up ass.
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I've got ten bucks and me and dirty eddie are staying out all weekend! - Rob Pue (thank you BBitch and Sweetas)
The difficult brown?! I think we're all done here. -MK
When Jon Gosselin decided he didn't want anymore kids, he said "just get that sperm outta my head right now!!!" - I don't think this is what he has in mind.
Arn't the pricks usually on a porcupine or inside a Porche?
Hair Club for Men client Phil models the Teresa Giudice plugs.
No, ya dope. Snooki like pickles not prickles.
Those Chinese doctors really know how to stick it to you!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
I hear something similar holds up Catherine Deneuve's face.
Discussing Health Care Reform is always a prickly subject.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
This is what happens when you walk into the hair plug clinic and say "Give me the Eddie Munster."
Bitch got too close to Teddy Bear's corn on the cob.
Dammit, Kim Son, I asked you to gather rice, not hunt lice!
Gee, I wonder what they give you for hemmorhoids.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Well into his 80s now, Kim Son's fabled skill at spearing lice had dropped off precipitously.
"Aiya! I wanted Head and Shoulders SHAMPOO!"
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
What a prick!
Why, yes, this is exactly what it's like to hear Justin Bieber discuss his "art".
"Couldn't you just give me some Varium?"
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Last damn time I order the Pu-Pu Ow-Fuk Platter.