Afternoon Crumbs

January 11, 2012 / Posted by:

I’m looking at Amber Rose’s outfit and the only thing I’m thinking is, “Prince would look so much hotter in that.” – Hollywood Tuna

Stacy Kiebler is good at memorizing the lines from the script George Clooney’s publicist gave her – Lainey Gossip

Did Nicholas Sparks and J. Crew co-art direct Channing Tatum’s Details Magazine spread? – The Berry

Nice try, Katy Perry’s mom, but Tim Tebow is obviously saving himself for ultimate Jesusite Justin Bieber The Superficial

I will be severely disappointed with Madge if I put her new album on my tongue and it doesn’t make me want to stick my ear on a bass speaker while sucking on a pacifier – Towleroad

SamRo and Vanessa Hudgens make a beautiful couple – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

Note to Angie Jolie, if you want to look like a serious director at your movie premiere, you should wear a beret and carry a megaphone – Celebitchy

CALL INSECT CONTROL! A gold praying mantis is attacking Kate Upton’s body! – Popoholic

Ashton Kutcher continues his transformation into Charlie Sheen by getting the same haircut as him – Popsugar

Somewhere a poodle just looked at these pictures of Glamberace’s boyfriend and barked at its groomer to give him that – Just Jared

RiRi covers Destiny’s Child – OMG Blog

This is what a pre-plastic-faced Bruce Jenner would look like he dressed up in Scott Disick drag – I’m Not Obsessed

Brit Brit couldn’t make it to the V Magazine photo shoot, so they used a cardboard cutout instead and I don’t think anybody noticed – Hollywood Rag

Year of the baby sloth – Cityrag

It’s all fun and games until an innocent and delicious ice cream ball goes splat on the floor – Videogum

And thanks again to Tina Fey for dropping Dlisted’s name in an interview. Even though I’m part snake and shed my skin every day, wearing it is not recommended by the Surgeon General or the Health Department. (Thanks Urja!)

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