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Submitted by Bizzarelife on Tue, 01/10/2012 - 11:32pm.

Kim doesn't strike me as the kind that could come back from a pregnancy. That ass would explode.

Submitted by ben_dover on Tue, 01/10/2012 - 9:49pm.

Karma's a bitch and i mean that literally :)

Bitch is going down little by little

*tell em get in line and kiss your ass MUAH!*

Submitted by suzanita on Tue, 01/10/2012 - 9:15pm.

its bruce bitch...@moose mama...I so agree with you...but it would for sure be a fake baby mama...I am do totally convinced Scott and kourtney do not live,sleep,fuck,or do anything together...it's like watching a bad school play...kourtney is one dumb bitch if she thinks the cameras are the "papparazzi"...girl! That's E! Remember? You hired them!!,c.....u.....n.....t .....

Submitted by Dr. Cornelia J.... on Tue, 01/10/2012 - 6:59pm.

I thought that said "Kornhole Kar-douche-ian chained to a radiator eating from a dog bowl." I got turned on for a second....

Submitted by caffeinecrazed on Tue, 01/10/2012 - 5:32pm.

Submitted by Snarf on Tue, 01/10/2012 - 6:35pm.
The pooch probably has more talent, not to mention a higher IQ.
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Submitted by Snarf on Tue, 01/10/2012 - 5:05pm.

The pooch probably has more talent, not to mention a higher IQ.

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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Tue, 01/10/2012 - 2:47pm.

I think she is beautiful.

And exceptionally talented.

I would do her doggie style.

Submitted by Bizzarelife on Tue, 01/10/2012 - 11:28pm.

I like the avi. Confederacy of Dunces?

Submitted by Few Words on Tue, 01/10/2012 - 2:43pm.

just die already whore

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Submitted by babybunny on Tue, 01/10/2012 - 2:27pm.

team puppeh all the way...why would anyone put an std infested whore in a super bowl ad...yech!!

Submitted by Whatever on Tue, 01/10/2012 - 2:25pm.

Hopefully this means people are finally getting tired of this trollop.

Submitted by MooseMama on Tue, 01/10/2012 - 2:20pm.

I'm going to bet that Kim gets pregnant on "accident" this year, i mean she already had the fake wedding and she sees how much attention Beyowulf and Joe Camel got with their baby, I'm almost sure she's already having auditions for her baby daddy, because you know he's got to look good for the camera because they are going to pimp that pregnancy, and you know its going to be called E! presents Kim's Vagina Spits out another Kardashian

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Submitted by Aquarianne on Tue, 01/10/2012 - 2:01pm.

Hopefully Pimp Mama can get Kim a job replacing a dog in a flea collar commercial.

Submitted by Albatross on Tue, 01/10/2012 - 1:18pm.

LOLZ

Let the backlash begin!

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Submitted by Rdeadline on Tue, 01/10/2012 - 1:02pm.

I've seen minutes of various KaKTM and Scott is pretty cool*, he knows how to thrive in that family.

*He's the kind of cool that you want far away from you

Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Tue, 01/10/2012 - 12:57pm.

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 01/10/2012 - 2:13pm.

Your Daughter is right..Kim is a bitch! Lol.

And Scott is a star! Why can't those hoes let him be great? He knows which side his bread is buttered on!

Submitted by Boo1212 on Tue, 01/10/2012 - 12:47pm.

Beakers..... don't you mean Hot Slut of the Year? lmao possibly millenium

Submitted by Dog on Tue, 01/10/2012 - 12:46pm.

I wonder if the dog is "also" a size 2?

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Submitted by guest on Tue, 01/10/2012 - 12:45pm.

Jack...LMAO @ that!!!! bwhaaaa...it's true he didn't.

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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.

Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 01/10/2012 - 12:45pm.

anyone who insults this fucktardian lying bitch is okay by me.

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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 01/10/2012 - 12:43pm.

Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Tue, 01/10/2012 - 2:09pm.

my daughter kept saying KIM IS SUCH A BIIIIITCH! LOL yea, he's definitely down to Earth (well, a hell of a lot more than them)... I kinda liked that douchebag Scott, too LOL
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Submitted by LaChaylo on Tue, 01/10/2012 - 12:42pm.

The dog's smarter and has more personality. Kim should understand, it's a no-brainer.

Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Tue, 01/10/2012 - 12:39pm.

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 01/10/2012 - 1:36pm.

I know, right? My mom watches that show, and I watch with her sometimes, and he seems like the most sincere person on that shit fest.

Submitted by Gardening Girl on Tue, 01/10/2012 - 12:36pm.

What do you mean stunt!!!! That wedding was for rillzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!!!

Seriously though, you know the trailer park lot will always look up to this bimbo.

Submitted by TulipSniper on Tue, 01/10/2012 - 12:34pm.

hahahahahaha! Too funny!!

Submitted by bridgjones on Tue, 01/10/2012 - 12:32pm.

Submitted by citizenstrange on Tue, 01/10/2012 - 2:00pm.
And in real life Ray Jay replaced her with a urinal cake.

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BAHAHAHAHA!!! I think I can stay in this thread all day!

Submitted by bridgjones on Tue, 01/10/2012 - 12:30pm.

THIS is why I have so much love for MK. I shall go to sleep tonight with a smile on my face! And PETA is totally touching themselves over this.

Submitted by citizenstrange on Tue, 01/10/2012 - 12:30pm.

And in real life Ray Jay replaced her with a urinal cake.

Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Tue, 01/10/2012 - 12:28pm.

Someone is crying their false eye lashes off today

Submitted by Dog on Tue, 01/10/2012 - 12:18pm.

Submitted by Datura on Tue, 01/10/2012 - 1:35pm.

Can she be replaced by a dog on her stupid reality show too?

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Sure. Where do I put my paw print?

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Submitted by beakers bitch on Tue, 01/10/2012 - 12:14pm.

THAT DOG for Hot Slut of the Day.

Submitted by beakers bitch on Tue, 01/10/2012 - 12:13pm.

There's probably less fleas going with the dog.

Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 01/10/2012 - 12:09pm.

I love this! You know a Frenchie will be more likeable, that's for sure.

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Submitted by TexnDoc on Tue, 01/10/2012 - 12:09pm.

I think it's hysterical when the basketball player got booed courtside by fans that some site claimed Kim and Pimp Mama took that as support "for their side". What BS. I still wonder how the new store is doing in Vegas.

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 01/10/2012 - 12:06pm.

Ok, my daughter got me watching Kim and Kourtney take NY or whatever this past weekend... I gotta tell you, I liked that big motherfucker she was married to... He didn't take any shit from her. When she was talking about having kids and where they were gonna raise them he said "in 6 or 7 years when our kid is going to school, no one is gonna care who you are". HAHAHAHAHAAA THE PROPHET HAS SPOKEN!!
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Submitted by Datura on Tue, 01/10/2012 - 12:05pm.

Can she be replaced by a dog on her stupid reality show too?

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Submitted by NDNchief on Tue, 01/10/2012 - 12:03pm.

"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
-Alfred Hitchcock-

Something in the milk ain't clean. I smell a setup, and urine.

Submitted by tojo on Tue, 01/10/2012 - 11:56am.

So Khloe is replacing Kim?

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Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Tue, 01/10/2012 - 11:56am.

Man what a difference a year makes. Pimp Mama Kris really overplayed her hand with the fake wedding.

Submitted by ditquoi on Tue, 01/10/2012 - 11:54am.

Submitted by warmjuice on Tue, 01/10/2012 - 1:13pm.

from your fingertips to God's ears...that'll make for a great decade.

Submitted by warmjuice on Tue, 01/10/2012 - 11:43am.

Its 2012 I would love for a nice big fun juicy money flowing liberal era to occur again just like in 1992..3..4…people enjoyed both beauty and depth, everything from Rupaul to Nirvana was coming out primarily because the paula abdul type music, hair bands and hick rock was finally getting old, action blockbusters were tired and people were less cynical because they knew the future was up to them. Starting in 1999 it seems the prep-derp-jock-urban-hillbilly hybrid had just begun and people became full of nothing but generalized homogenized platitudes. Kim Kardashian is the personification of contrived- I hope this is the beginning of the end for all the boring dumb bullshit and we can look to better things...

Submitted by Bizzarelife on Tue, 01/10/2012 - 11:45pm.

I agree. This is the "dumbing down" of society. At least we could look forward to that dying off.

Submitted by deadhead on Tue, 01/10/2012 - 11:42am.

hehehehehehehe

Submitted by ritzyroxie on Tue, 01/10/2012 - 11:41am.

Ha! When even the American football-viewing public is done with your ass, you know you've dun goofed.

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Submitted by Get Serious on Tue, 01/10/2012 - 11:38am.

Glad to know the public is finally sick of the whoretrashians. Let's hope they disappear off TV soon...

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Submitted by Sweetas on Tue, 01/10/2012 - 11:35am.

Hahahaha OWNED by a DOG! My God that is so beautiful.

Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Tue, 01/10/2012 - 11:32am.

Here comes the PR stunt backlash! Hahaha. Let's hope Beyonce and Jay-Z are next.

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