The Silver Fox & A Shake Weight: The Love Story That Never Was

January 10, 2012 / Posted by:

Talking gay Siamese Cat Andy Cohen made an “I see what you did there” on Watch What Happens Live! last night when he handed Anderson Cooper an electric handjob trainer that most of us know as the Shake Weight. I’m sort of on a semi-mahboobatical, because my fucked-up obsession reached the top levels of insanity and I realized that he was keeping Carrot Top from making more appearances in my fap dreams. So when Andy handed him that Shake Weight, I stuffed a Valium in my peen hole to keep it from exploding off of my crotch while knocking my dormant Mah Boo obsession (mahboobsession?) back into me, but I didn’t need to do that! Because Anderson’s Shake Weighting skills barely registered a 0.00001 on the fap scale. Watch and be prepared to know what it feels like when your genitals frown:

We all know that Anderson can shake a weight with the best of them, because it’s etched into the tiles in the bathroom at Eastern Bloc, but the ho held back. I’m surprised that green Shake Weight didn’t turn blue from the sexual frustration The Silver Fox put it through. I’m sure Horny Bear would say that he’s seen actual silver foxes in the forest handle a Shake Weight better than Anderson did. But you know, I put all the blame on Andy Cohen. Andy should’ve given Anderson a Shake Weight that was olive-colored, covered in throbbing veins and had at least two biceps on it. Give Anderson something to work with!

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