The pressures of single-handedly providing the glamour to an event is sometimes too heavy for Dolly Parton’s spiked wig to bear and so the wife of the late Johnny Ramone, Linda Ramone, heard Dolly’s plea and came to last night’s L.A. premiere of Joyful Noise (aka the movie your nana is going to make you watch when it plays on a loop on the Hallmark Channel next Christmas) with gifts. The gifts Linda brought was a touched by Angie Dickinson coif, cataract sunglasses that will make Anna Wintour’s eyes tear up with jealousy, an outfit provided by Nanny Fran and a pursed sour mouth that most people will make when they’re forced to see Joyful Noise. (Dolly can do no wrong, but that movie really does look like a crap Sister Act pushed out and forgot to flush.)
So Dolly’s wig was able to let out a synthetic sigh of relief when glamour services were also provided by Linda last night. But that’s WAY more I can say for some of the other moonshine-faced homely creatures (hint: THE CYRUSES) at last night’s premiere. In order: Jo Champa with her son and Linda Ramone, a Botoxed ray of sunshine, Queef Latifah, an actor who goes by the name of Jeremy Jordan but really needs to change his name since there is only ONE Jeremy Jordan, Keke Palmer, Vivica Fox and the family from Texas Chainsaw Massacre who stumbled onto the carpet after huffing from gas tanks in the parking lot.