The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For January 9th!

January 10, 2012 / Posted by:

Pimp Mama Kris: “Get it some implants, wax the stache, call it Kholleen and put it on the show with the others” – OurMissC

Runners-up:

It had a heart beat, some hair, and a protuberance that could be sucked on. It was optimistic, but never once imagined it would end up marrying Sienna Miller. – jazzfish_77

Steve Jobs’s replacement isn’t fairing too well after he released the prototype for Apple’s newest gadget, the ibellybutton. It collects its own dust and it can talk. Cum collector sold separately. – jackie

Even Mark Wahlberg couldn’t top that at the family reunion – Jintess

Note: The full picture is after the jump just in case your boss frowns upon pictures of titties with peen tip nipples and coochie beards. Jump!

via Art by Jakob Eklund (Thanks Anemone!)

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