Pimp Mama Kris: “Get it some implants, wax the stache, call it Kholleen and put it on the show with the others” – OurMissC
It had a heart beat, some hair, and a protuberance that could be sucked on. It was optimistic, but never once imagined it would end up marrying Sienna Miller. – jazzfish_77
Steve Jobs’s replacement isn’t fairing too well after he released the prototype for Apple’s newest gadget, the ibellybutton. It collects its own dust and it can talk. Cum collector sold separately. – jackie
Even Mark Wahlberg couldn’t top that at the family reunion – Jintess
Note: The full picture is after the jump just in case your boss frowns upon pictures of titties with peen tip nipples and coochie beards. Jump!
via Art by Jakob Eklund (Thanks Anemone!)