Wednesday, January 11th 2012
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For January 10th!
Want to see the world through Brad Pitt's eyes? Well, now you can with "PittVision". - Opsat1
Runners-up:
Justin Timberlake devised a stylish and clever way of staying awake during sex with that boring ass girlfriend of his. - perky
You still can't make me watch Whitney. - TFBuckFutter
Say what you will, but he's the one who will be laughing if the Three Stooges attack. - I am Legend
via FunPic
Congrats to the winners.
HORRIFIC entry MK, I see we have a theme going here!
hehehe
"The only money shot you'll get is a load of tears to the face." MK
hehehehe... That Whitney comment was right on the money.
I am Legend - LOL
Congrats winners!
OMG!!!!!!
Wrong day to do homework-I miss EVERYTHING!
YES PERKY!!!!!!!!!!!
*sings*
I slut you, I slut you, I slut you
and where you go
I'll slut you, I'll slut you, I'll slut you
I'll always be your true slut, your true slut, your true slut
from now until forever, forever, forever....
PS: Congrats on the awesome win, and, uh, the Engaglement!!!
*chanting as always*
"I feel the burn it must be Vern" PERKY 2011
aww, does someone need attention?
"Put a needle in my hand, I'm a regular Victor Van Gogh"
Dinosaur Bob
Congrats winners on some great captions!! Legend - just brilliant.
*grabs perky's perkies while they're still on the market* Aw, congrats on both counts girl! ♥
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Congrats to all you funny effers! TFBuckFutter, I love your caption as much as I hate "Whitney"!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Last few days I've been seeing the result of this contest, but the contest itself hasn't been posted.
Just me? What's up????
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You're under arrest, sugar!
it looks infected. :-P
perky congrats on the win and the engagement! ♥♥♥
congrats all on the funnys!
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
Reading these excellent captions makes looking at this HORRIBLE pic worthwhile... thanks folks!
Haaaaay MissC, congrats on your bevy of wins that I missed last month!! :) Work has impaired my ability to play on the D, plus my ass got engaged, so I been a little distracted.
(VERN, will you be my Hot Slot of Honor?)
Say what you will, but he's the one who will be laughing if the Three Stooges attack. - I am Legend
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You Sir, are hands down the winner!
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You got a lot of money, but you can't afford the freeway
Congrats winners! LOL perky!
OURMISSCunt - per the inimitable suckandfuck, 12-23-11.
Say what you will, but he's the one who will be laughing if the Three Stooges attack. - I am Legend
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IDK why but that one really made me laugh. Well done, all!
People are going to great lengths to unsee Beyonce and Jay-Z's infant she-devil.
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"When I come up, I rush, I rush for you..."
The Supreme Court has declared that ABC's new show "Work It" is so awful that if you watch it your eyes will actually be sentenced to 30 days behind bars.
He really wanted to be able to see his future.
And his poor mama thought the worst thing would be that he grew up to be a cowboy.
Don't laugh, he's actually, really a very insightful young man.. he can really read between the lines..
No matter how hard you try, once you've seen Lindsay's spread in Playboy it can't be unseen...
The "Prince Alcatraz"
I want to know: do the carpets match the drapes?
*chanting as always*
"I feel the burn it must be Vern" PERKY 2011
In Russia, lazy eye eats piercing.
*chanting as always*
"I feel the burn it must be Vern" PERKY 2011
Eric proves to Soooooooooooki she isn't the only fairy around here.
*chanting as always*
"I feel the burn it must be Vern" PERKY 2011
I'd do the same thing if I had seen the Lindsay Lohan Playboy issue...
All the world's a stage, and the girls he sees are next to stripper poles.
The new Tic Tac Toe app isn't very appealing to the eye.
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
Fred Durst (however you spell it) trying to forget his past
You're an idiot!
I left in love, in laughter, and in truth and wherever truth, love and laughter abide, I am there in spirit.
Bill Hicks 1961 - 1994
Justin's new album: Life After N'Sync - N'Blink.
Dad?
USC Business school said NO!!
Fuck, now what am I supposed to do?
Hey ladies, my name is Scott but I've glossed myself as "Jail Time", get it?
Whups. He's gonna have to find a new reason to bend over constantly. "My contact lens fell out" doesn't really work anymore.
Robert Van Wink-less could use some ice, ice baby!
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
BehEYEnd Bars: The Fred Durst Story
Beer goggles for sober people
Staying up on a red-eye flight sucks balls.
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
Never able to learn a lesson, Jesse James wandering eyes have landed him behind bars again.
Short eyes'll get you in trouble EVERY TIME.
You can take the bitch out of prison, but you can't take the prison out of the bitch.
Say what you will, but he's the one who will be laughing if the Three Stooges attack.
OR
"Damn it buddy! Why are you always shouting "Attica!" ?"
OR
Does anyone know where I can buy a REALLY powerful magnet?
Man! Texas is pretty hard on Peeping Toms!
Great Recession my ass! Now anyone can live in a gated community.
"Excuse me sir, but I've heard that you sat through the Republican debates without falling asleep. What's your secret?"
When a pig spends too much time in the pen, it can easily turn into a sty.
EYE CAN'T!!
"SWM, 28, Will win you over with my Fred Durst impression, d.j. skillz, and piercing stare. No fat chicks."
Douche eyes: the east-L.A.-subdivision windows to the soul.