Afternoon Crumbs

January 10, 2012 / Posted by:

Shakira’s wearing the sparkliest blood clot I’ve ever seen – Hollywood Tuna

Justin Timberlake’s got a new beard – Lainey Gossip

In Russell Brand’s defense, usually the dirt grease around his fingers causes his wedding ring to slip off by itself anyway- The Superficial

That sad moment when you find yourself jealous of an unborn baby who will get to sit next to ASkars at the Christmas dinner table – Celebitchy

Please tell me Madge has a needlepoint pillow with a pug on it in her sitting room – Towleroad

Today’s episode of STUNT QUEEN Nipple Slips starring AnnaLynne McCord – (NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

Thankfully, Marie Claire used the de-Snooki tool on XtinaPopoholic

Today is your lucky day if you’re in the market for a mixture of pool water, jizz from a pool boy and the ass juices of Scientology’s reigning princess – ICYDK

Zoe Kravitz is still with that Muppet from Gossip Girl Just Jared

Drew Barrymore sort of looks like she’s got cotton mouth on InStyle – Popsugar

Sometime in the near future, Lindsay Lohan and White Oprah go on a mother/daughter bonding walk together – Hollywood Rag

More shit, this time with lesbians! – Cityrag

It’s nice knowing that I’m not the only one who throws out a “bless you” at my dog when he sneezes – Four Four

Knocked Up: Molly Sims is! – I’m Not Obsessed

Where The Wild Skanks Are – Crunk + Disorderly

Emma Stone wishes – Videogum

When the food plays with you – The Daily What

Lindsay Lohan’s teeth in that first picture remind me that I need to go and floss my ass crack – The Berry

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