Monday, January 9th 2012
When The Look From A Dude In A Red Polo Shirt Says It All
Willow "Coloring Outside of the Lines" Smith, Jaden Smith and their gang of Latch Key Kids left the Louis Vuitton store in L.A. the other night and I have two very good reasons for being mad at her. The first being that the gay poodle's ass on her head has given me a craving for cinnamon candy popcorn and that's not okay since my shit is on a diet after swallowing all the good things Italy has to offer for a week. The second being that I wish that when I was 3 (or however old she is) I could walk around looking like the acid-tipped Bride of Minajestein without the fear of an abuelita slapping the WTF off of my head with a chancleta.
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Mon, 01/09/2012 - 12:40pm.
Every time something about this asshole family is posted something deep in my soul wants to burst forth and commit ultra violence.
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Strange that you bring up ultra violence. Looking at these kids made me think of the gang from A Clockwork Orange. I could see these kiddies stomping people.
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. –michelleb
without the fear of an abuelita slapping the WTF off of my head with a chancleta.
LMAO!!
Slap the WTF indeed, *little CACA bische* PLEASE!
"The only money shot you'll get is a load of tears to the face." MK
I don't make too much noise about celebutots, but quick question:
What's the age limits on a "Bitch Please" tag on a post?
Cuz if one is more deserving...
Every time something about this asshole family is posted something deep in my soul wants to burst forth and commit ultra violence.
Bride of Minajestein...that just made my day. XD
Good one, Topanga! LOL!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
I see she's bring back the 70's look...the 1770's...
Everything old (and ridiculous) is new again.
I always find it interesting when up and coming singers dress really weird and crazy and say oh this is the real me. Two years ago Willow looked like a regular kid and now she looks like hello kitty threw up on her. The same goes for Lady Gaga and Nicki Minaj.
Wow. You guys are brutal today! :-0
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Submitted by Deb on Mon, 01/09/2012 - 12:35pm.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Mon, 01/09/2012 - 12:31pm.
LOL! So bloody true! That is exactly the future from these brats. Of course they probably already do that shit.
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"Waitress! There's not enough pommegranate in my smoothie! I want another one! And I specifically ordered my sweet potato fries WELL DONE!"
Don't worry, Willow be sure to compensate the waiter the next day with 1 thousand dollars in crisp new Monopoly money.
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"I was half a virgin when I met him!"
-Mean Girl,Regina George
Maybe she's realized she's a completely and totally average-looking kid and needs the crazy hair and clothing to stand out?
Nail on the head.
Submitted by sinjin on Mon, 01/09/2012 - 12:30pm.
Well, we can always bring back the Guillotine :-)
Rotflmao. Marie Antoinette indeed.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Mon, 01/09/2012 - 12:31pm.
LOL! So bloody true! That is exactly the future from these brats. Of course they probably already do that shit.
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"Waitress! There's not enough pommegranate in my smoothie! I want another one! And I specifically ordered my sweet potato fries WELL DONE!"
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
She always looks miserable to me.
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You really have to side clap and pucker for a piece who can stand next to a white feather and out-gay it. - MK 8/3/2011
Shouldn't these kids be in school?...and all of the people that will say, "this is her way of expressing herself while dealing with her parent's impending divorce" can go ahead and have a seat. This kid looks ridiculous.
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"I was half a virgin when I met him!"
-Mean Girl,Regina George
Lmao @ you cannot go into the public space looking like an asshole!!! Sucky. Ahahaa. I think it should be encouraged continually.
*tags along with psl & urmomma to point & lol*
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
The whole ridiculous pink wig reminds me of this:
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_HhD7YKC7-gg/TLJvB6JB7AI/AAAAAAAAAbc/SXYqp2tmTw...
Anybody remember that episode? Fucking Jan...
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by Deb on Mon, 01/09/2012 - 12:25pm.
@Evil_Cupcake
Right? I guess it's LV for now. Then when they're older, they can belittle waiters in fancy restaurants.
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LOL! So bloody true! That is exactly the future from these brats. Of course they probably already do that shit.
Well, we can always bring back the Guillotine :-)
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"You're ugly and your fucking bag is ugly too."--John Galliano (allegedly)
I would say she's playing dress up cuz it looks like a dress up party, but she always looks like this! It's more a testament to her parents' complete loss of reality.
PS I would not buy LV anyways is tacky and I am poor
Tacky tacky tacky wouldn't be caught dead with their brand
"I will pee myself today and when someone asks, "what is that smell?", I will happily tell them Veluptuous by KK!" Urmomma
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Mon, 01/09/2012 - 12:23pm.
Submitted by Deb on Mon, 01/09/2012 - 12:19pm.
Wow, just what we need! MORE entitled classless entertainers! Pint sized ones! Since when is Louis Vuitton the cool place for young teens and pre-teens to hang out?
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I was just going to comment on the stupidity of kids hanging out at Louis Vuitton. When I was that age, I enjoyed amusement parks, movies, not upscale, retail vendors. JFC!
For real!
the new "art" is crap
yes Willow and every other "artist" Gaga, etc.. you are so "creative"
so amazing, everything you do is so original never seen before and totally not styled by that personal stylist not at all.
I hate when people claim to be artist, sorry no you have to create something to dub yourself an artist and no, "singing" with autotune is NOT ART
"I will pee myself today and when someone asks, "what is that smell?", I will happily tell them Veluptuous by KK!" Urmomma
isn't she 10 years old? wtf is she doing at Louis Vuitton? I don't care how much money she has. You know she wasn't adding up any prices, since she doesn't know maths.
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Each night before you go to bed my baby
Whisper a little prayer for me my baby
And tell all the stars above
This is dedicated to the one I love
that's Jaden with the mini Marie AnTwatnette? Almost didn't recognize him without that squinty smug just smelled a fart look he always has.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Mon, 01/09/2012 - 12:20pm.
I cannot STAND this smug child. I want to kick her in the face.
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*lovingly ties PSL's shoelaces in double bows....clears off sidewalk and places orange Lohan cones around to keep out bystanders/well wishers*
Let's do this, PSL.
EDIT...I get excited sometimes. *changes PLS to PSL* Forgive me.
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The difficult brown?! I think we're all done here. -MK
Perhaps their PR team might someday release just for fun photos of these kids flinging gold bars, expensive jewelry and priceless artworks off some bridge, laughing hysterically and pointing as the loot sinks, lost forever...
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..."suspicious looking local".
@Evil_Cupcake
Right? I guess it's LV for now. Then when they're older, they can belittle waiters in fancy restaurants.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
oh, her brother sucks too.
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Each night before you go to bed my baby
Whisper a little prayer for me my baby
And tell all the stars above
This is dedicated to the one I love
Submitted by Deb on Mon, 01/09/2012 - 12:19pm.
Wow, just what we need! MORE entitled classless entertainers! Pint sized ones! Since when is Louis Vuitton the cool place for young teens and pre-teens to hang out?
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I was just going to comment on the stupidity of kids hanging out at Louis Vuitton. When I was that age, I enjoyed amusement parks, movies, not upscale, retail vendors. JFC!
What's up with the sad-sack on the right with the red leather sleeves on his jean jacket? Does he want to do something bourgeois like play video games or munch out at Mickey D's? Or couldn't he find an overpriced bag to his liking?
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
JEE-SUS.
*facepalm*
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
I can't with any of these stories today.
Later.
*mumbles to self*...if you cannot say anything nice, don't say jackshit.
*mumbles...stoopit ass....kids...what is wrong with....if I ever....*
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The difficult brown?! I think we're all done here. -MK
I cannot STAND this smug child. I want to kick her in the face.
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Each night before you go to bed my baby
Whisper a little prayer for me my baby
And tell all the stars above
This is dedicated to the one I love
I'm throwing serious shade at Will and Jada. Just because you have the money get your kids into show business and hire stylists and everything else doesn't mean you should. These kids were manufactured to support the Scientology system and to line their parents pockets.
Wow, just what we need! MORE entitled classless entertainers! Pint sized ones! Since when is Louis Vuitton the cool place for young teens and pre-teens to hang out?
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by suckandfuck on Mon, 01/09/2012 - 12:16pm.
BUT SHE'S JUST BEING CREATIVE AND EXPRESSING HERSELF AND THAT'S THE PROBLEM WITH TODAY'S SOCIETY WE ARE ALWAYS PUNISHING CHILDREN FOR EXPRESSING THEMSELVES HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO NURTURE OUR CHILDREN'S IMAGINATION WHEN WE ARE CONSTANTLY SAYING "NO NO YOU CAN NOT GO INTO THE PUBLIC SPACE LOOKING LIKE AN ASSHOLE!" WHAT ARE WE DOING TO THEM????????
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ahahahahahahahahahaaa!!!!!!!
But seriously, I can actually hear the boy in the background snapping that big wad of gum hanging out of his mouth.
You think this is bad, wait until BeyBey's kid is this age.
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"Shut up, bitch - it hurts to be beautiful" - Richie K. 2005
I know it is very wrong to punch a child, BUT I so want to punch Willow Smith, especially right now.
It's hard to really hate on kids but in this case I have NO problem, more because I detest Will and his bloated ego really. I can't even look at him without wanting to take a running start and drop kick him in the nads, so hating on his kid is a little easier.
I'm starting to feel really sorry for those children. They've been sold.
Please youtube Willow's new video "Fireball" and refer to 1:46. Someone mentioned there's an image of Baphomet on her crotch. Didn't want to believe it's true, but it looked pretty much like Baphomet to me. (Can't access youtube on this computer)
She's wearing Nicki Minaj's leftovers.
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"All great truths begin as blasphemies." - George Bernard Shaw
BUT SHE'S JUST BEING CREATIVE AND EXPRESSING HERSELF AND THAT'S THE PROBLEM WITH TODAY'S SOCIETY WE ARE ALWAYS PUNISHING CHILDREN FOR EXPRESSING THEMSELVES HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO NURTURE OUR CHILDREN'S IMAGINATION WHEN WE ARE CONSTANTLY SAYING "NO NO YOU CAN NOT GO INTO THE PUBLIC SPACE LOOKING LIKE AN ASSHOLE!" WHAT ARE WE DOING TO THEM????????
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Why don't Will and Jada just tattoo bullseyes on their kids' foreheads to save time?
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