Warning to all music hos who can’t travel on a tour bus without a jar of the good shit at your side, do not roll through Sierra Blanca, TX, because they will stop you, snatch your stuff and cut your buzz short by arresting your ass. They did it to Willie Nelson and they did it to Snoop Dogg over the weekend. FREE SNOOOOOP (or just free his stash and let all of us split it up amongst ourselves)!!!!
TMZ says that border patrol stopped Snoop’s bus and ran a standard inspection with the help of a drug-sniffing dog. Of course, those dogs don’t know any better, so they narced a bitch out and pointed police toward a trash can at the back of the bus. They found two joints (with about a half an ounce in them) stuffed into a prescription meds bottle. A DUH echoed through the state when Snoop admitted to the cops that the joints belonged to him. Snoop presented the cops with his medical marijuana license, but that shit is only valid in California and the cops shooed it away. They slapped Snoop with a citation for misdemeanor marijuana possession and released him. Snoop can either pay a $537 fine or challenge it in court.
Okay, I’m fucked with shock over the fact that he was caught with only half an ounce. A drop of Snoop’s saliva has more than half an ounce of weed in it. Either one of Snoop’s assistants will be butt queefing out weed buds for days to come or he was traveling light that day. And on another subject, where can I get one of those weed-sniffing pooches? I’m sick of going to my friend’s house and getting a blank face after I ask if he’s got anything. A weed-sniffing pooch would solve that! Besides, I’ve always wanted to say, “The dog’s nose says it’s in your ass.”