Natural Elegance Collides With Legendary Glamour At The Grove

January 9, 2012 / Posted by:

Nomi & Cristal, Tanya & Amber, Brandy & Monica, Nell Carter & Dinah Manoff, Alexis & Krystle, Shakespeare’s Sister, Lady Macbeth & a puddle of blood and Bartles & Jaymes are just some of the most iconic pairings of glamour in history, and you can now put Courtney Stodden & Chicken Cutlets on the top of that list.

Time stopped, the sun held its breath and the entire city of L.A. went numb last Friday when the iguana goddess and the Hot Babe of the Century joined glamorous forces to melt the rubber off of every pap’s camera with the hot shards of magic that jumped off of their bodies with every pose. You will lose all feeling in your eyeballs from staring at PP’s “Fraggle Rock refugee” ensemble, but you’ll get that feeling back after Courtney Stodden knocks you out with with her Barbizon: Stripper Division poses.

And now it’s time for a math problem!

When a slutty train leaves glamour for elegance at noon while a ginger train leaves elegance for glamour, what does it look like when they crash into each other?


BONUS VIDEO: Here’s Chicken Cutlets talking about how she’s been named Woman of the Year by Foster Farms the Leukemia Something Society:

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