Natural Elegance Collides With Legendary Glamour At The Grove
Nomi & Cristal, Tanya & Amber, Brandy & Monica, Nell Carter & Dinah Manoff, Alexis & Krystle, Shakespeare's Sister, Lady Macbeth & a puddle of blood and Bartles & Jaymes are just some of the most iconic pairings of glamour in history, and you can now put Courtney Stodden & Chicken Cutlets on the top of that list.
Time stopped, the sun held its breath and the entire city of L.A. went numb last Friday when the iguana goddess and the Hot Babe of the Century joined glamorous forces to melt the rubber off of every pap's camera with the hot shards of magic that jumped off of their bodies with every pose. You will lose all feeling in your eyeballs from staring at PP's "Fraggle Rock refugee" ensemble, but you'll get that feeling back after Courtney Stodden knocks you out with with her Barbizon: Stripper Division poses.
And now it's time for a math problem!
When a slutty train leaves glamour for elegance at noon while a ginger train leaves elegance for glamour, what does it look like when they crash into each other?
Answer: THIS MASTERPIECE OF A VIDEO!
BONUS VIDEO: Here's Chicken Cutlets talking about how she's been named Woman of the Year by Foster Farms the Leukemia Something Society:
You should see the nasty e-mail she sent someone back in July---someone who was SUPPORTIVE of her. She finally told the truth:
DARKWATERFILMS
Sent: Sun, Jul 24, 2011 2:41 pm
ME) Hey Courtney? I came from Ocean shores too. Not sure if this is ur email but anyhow, how did you persue that career? So how could i get a jumpstart on it? If you can help out on anything give some of ur responses
--- On Sun, 7/24/11, Doug Hutchison wrote:
I sucked dick for it duhhhh
To: Doug Hutchison
Sent: Mon, Jul 25, 2011 5:48 am
(Me)i highly doubt that like it said in ur films u are a christian. Would you ever give me a call?
(her) I dont wanna call you and im a huge christian, now fuck off
(Me) also is this the real courtney? I mean seriously u say u were virgin? And a christian? Or are you still a christian?
To: courtney stodden
Sent: Tue, Jul 26, 2011 1:22 am {something is missing here}
(ME) No i'm actually a fan though. And christians don't say that. One of the fans that stood up for you. You don't even know me. But i give you respect. I wasn't being rude either.
(HER) I think you're kissing ass! You cant have my autograph
@Cockey Bloke, It actually is that hot. Went to Santa Barbara the other day and the beach was full of people in bikini's playing volleyball. While driving I saw that the car's outside temp reader showed 84 degrees the other day. Yes, it's definitely warm since most days are mid 70s.
It would behoove Courtney to quit doing that weird thing with her mouth. It's not sexy, it looks stupid.
Maybe already said, but: it might be temperate in LA these days, but not fucking that warm.
Does Phoebe Price wake up early every morning, put on a full face of makeup, and sit around at the Ivy all day waiting for her opportunity?
I'd say that's kind of sad, but my day is spent in an office so I'm actually envious.
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Looks like one fame whore is going to be replaced by a sluttier fame whore! I just want to know, what have either of them ever done to deserve any attention?
She always has that look/walk like she is just ready and waiting for a dick to fall from the sky.
Submitted by babybunny on Mon, 01/09/2012 - 4:23pm.
you remind me of an old lady trying to stay relevant and sexay...Angelique or whoever that 70 year old memaw is with the blonde wig and hoochie clothes does it better and did it better than you ever will.
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Is it bad that the first thing that popped in my head was Rock of Love 2??
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I swear, there was a sonic boom and my power went out this morning. Now I know why. With these two together, it's the beginning of the Apocalypse.
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I've written a letter to MK...saying...I...love...youuuuuu.
I wonder if these two pay the paps to have their pictures taken? Love how the people at the tables are like whatever.
I have emulated that sexy walk of the Lizard Iguana, but it is only when I have to take a real bad dump...sorry Lizard, but you are a major sexy fail...you remind me of an old lady trying to stay relevant and sexay...Angelique or whoever that 70 year old memaw is with the blonde wig and hoochie clothes does it better and did it better than you ever will. Her husband is a bigger joke, who the fuck acts like these two fucktards...Phoebe you are too good for his Lizard Iguana.
That posing is like Valerie Cherish and Juna's "girl's lunch" at the Ivy - if they were on meth.
Vid #1: NOooooooooo! You are witnessing Doug whats-his-name become IRREVELANT (diclesic typo stays!). He's invisible... All I see is Court..., the camera makes lohve to her!
... PP looks so homely next to her... :(
Vid #2: "What happened to your foot?" //Asshole laughs
"How about all your haters, I assume you have haters" //fucker!
At least PP is deluded enough she answers him sincerely. She handled it like a pro!! Hahah
"The only money shot you'll get is a load of tears to the face." MK
Hahahaha I love these videos they show the great capacity for famewhoring and vapid waste of time and space that is LA. These two should team up for a pose-off.
Side-eye by that dude on the left in the first video says it all.
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Submitted by Deb on Mon, 01/09/2012 - 1:28pm.
Why am I not wearing clothes from the Phoebe Price Collection?
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UM, HELLO!!!!! I'm so glad I wasn't the only one who caught that and I have NO idea how MK let THAT one slide...
See, all along I justified PP's income through hooking, but she's REALLY making her $$$ through the Phoebe Price Collection (I mean, how ELSE is she paying these paps to follow her & I've never seen her on another site other than this one)......
PP dresses like a deranged Mrs. Roper.
She is so delusional and ginger you'd think she came out of White Oprah's vag. The way she ran up to Courtney to scrape the bottom of the barrel was kind of magical in a way. But what's this "going to Sundance"? Wow you know a bitch is desperate for attention when they would go out of their way to travel to a resort town in Utah in January when it is freezing fucking cold just because it will be a hot spot for a week that's loaded with paps. I wish someone would tell her that she'll know she's made it when instead of calling the paparazzi they find her.
Submitted by Dog on Mon, 01/09/2012 - 1:56pm.
Whamo, hello! *flirts*
I bet they play with kitchen utensils and fireplace tools.
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Hi Darlin:)
*hides potato twaddler and fireplace brush behind back*
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Mon, 01/09/2012 - 2:03pm.
Where's a black hole when you need it?
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It's between Courtney's legs I'm sure.
And here we ask ourselves once again how the celeb media can sell us celebrities who in fact 1.) are nobody and 2.) do nothing, just because they are much easier available for paps than to cover actual celebrities who are someone and do something that merits peoples interest in them.
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You got a lot of money, but you can't afford the freeway
Was there an earthquake in the LA area Friday? That would have been this meeting of the minds.
I love how in the second vid that woman does not even pause after almost stepping on that toddler with her cast-boot. No. Shame.
Ok, folks this right here is PROOF that 2012 is the end!
If you're going to link to Shakespeare's Sister video, you have to link to French and Saunders AS Shakespeare's Sister. Have to. If not just for Jennifer Saunder's little "ooooh" about 20 seconds into it
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epvU973_oTI
Any doubt that if French & Saunders tackled these two who would be who? Jennifer-Phoebe Dawn-Courtney.
Aww poor Courtney...Doug can't even afford to buy her a shirt. :(
Where's a black hole when you need it?
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*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
From the mouth of Eminem:
"Bitch you make me hurl..."
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From the ass of Eminem:
*silent, K-Y scented farts completed unhindered by any natural sphincter tension*
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Name Deleted: Me, too. I really liked that movie. It's funny. Where is that idiot? I just went to the Tattoo Boy thread (where ba-buttns got all hoity toity) and didn't see.
Pathetic people.
What a tepid walk of shame through a totally disinterested crowd.
So which one of them is the "bigger celebrity"?
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Whamo, hello! *flirts*
You know those two don't have a normal sex life and the kind they do have (if they even have one at all) isn't anything I want to know about AT ALL, thankyouverymuch! Gak. I bet they play with kitchen utensils and fireplace tools.
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This poor girl doesn't know what sexy is. I swear she picked up a "how to be sexy for dummies" guide and read it from cover to cover to assault our senses.
One nobody trying to ride the coattails of another nobody! HAHAHAHAHA
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One nobody trying to ride the coattails of another nobody! HAHAHAHAHA
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"Money is the magic wand that turns a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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Time to get Court some flat shoes.
Submitted by Dog on Mon, 01/09/2012 - 1:38pm.
Why does Stodden ALWAYS look like she's just come off of a night pulling a very long train? You know old Dougie isn't giving her that much action. Maybe someone should introduce her to a frigging comb.
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Dougie probably watches her get banged and passed around. I mean that literally because there is no way they have a normal or even regular kinky relationship ( if regular kinky makes sense)
I would have shit a brick if Chicken Cutlets would have said she was nominated for Woman of the Year by The Leukemia & Lymphoma Society. I used to work with them and if such a standup organization would nominate such an obvious famewhore for that award, I'd lose my will to live.
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
We've traded Paris Hilton for Snooki and Courtney Stodden. This country IS going to the shitter.
Submitted by Ms.Fit on Mon, 01/09/2012 - 1:44pm.
From the mouth of Eminem:
"Bitch you make me hurl..."
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"what you, Mariah??? fly through twice."
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Mon, 01/09/2012 - 1:43pm.
HAHAHAHAHAA!!
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"Dog, Jack drinks exclusively at the Braille Bar." EastEndGirl, 11/01/2011
From the mouth of Eminem:
"Bitch you make me hurl..."
jesus those videos are fucking depressing
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 01/09/2012 - 1:35pm.
mike - she's definitely on something... reminds me of some of the tweeker-whores back in the day. *good times* LOL
She reminds me of every female suspect on Cops. All jangly and thinks that no one can tell they are using. Every conversation sounds like this:
Cop: When was the last time you used?
Perp: I don't do drugs.
Cop: When was the last time you used?
Perp: Yesterday.
Cop: When was the last time you used?
Perp: Before I came here.
Dear Phoebe...you're better than this. Love, guest.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Exactly - I don't know who that girl is trying to fool. It's so painfully obvious she's stripping for the camera. Desperation is so unattractive.
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Is that Brandi Glanville in the second vid? lol. Lady, stop trying to show off your new dress from Express once the cameras show up, you're walking around with a big boot on your foot. Your sexy points ar immediately null and void.
She can't stand by herself. Ever.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Why does Stodden ALWAYS look like she's just come off of a night pulling a very long train? You know old Dougie isn't giving her that much action. Maybe someone should introduce her to a frigging comb.
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....I am skeered. I need an adult! Hold me.
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The difficult brown?! I think we're all done here. -MK
Cortney is just all sorts of fucked up.Can you IMAGINE having a conversation with this cunt? I guarantee you the entire conversation would be about her, chicks like that make me sick. As well It would drive me nuts to see her acting all sorts the fool everytime someone pulled out a camera
I love how ski boot girl in the second vid takes her sweater off once the papas start snapping pics. Chick looks like a total meth head to (ski) boot