The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For January 6th!

January 9, 2012 / Posted by:

The world’s first 100% effective birth control has been approved by the FDA. – BaconSlut

Runners-up:

From the nifty shoe designers who brought you the “fuck-me” pumps, here’s the “foot-in-your-ass if you’re into that” pumps. – Das ist ein Dreck

The phrase “crocodile tears” finally makes sense… – GingeMinge

Chaz Bono’s ‘A Peen For Everybody Foundation’ launches *Pink rubber Boot Day* Wear a clitty pink boot if you love someone who’s had a urethral penoplasty. – Sandbitch

via Poorly Dressed

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